Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard

Caption Competition

David Coulthard, Weehawken police, 2012

Former F1 driver turned BBC commentator and DTM racer David Coulthard has been in America doing a demonstration run for Red Bull this week.

This involved a visit from the Weehawken, New Jersey police force – and seemed a perfect picture for a Caption Competition.

So share your comedy caption in the comments below and look out for the pick of the best in the daily round-up.

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109 comments on Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard

  1. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 18th August 2012, 11:43

    Officer: “Scottish, you say? Then how come you don’t sound anything like Sean Connery?”

  2. asdf1234 (@kobayashi) said on 18th August 2012, 12:00

    DC: If I hide in here i’ll never be involved in a caption competition!!

  3. Mr Couthard, I’m not aware of ‘British’ humour, but thats Our police district, not an invitation to relieve yourself on the passenger seat

  4. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 18th August 2012, 12:24

    Coulthard: “So, do you really give out the death penalty for stealing chicken?”

  5. Shotgun!!!

  6. electrolite (@electrolite) said on 18th August 2012, 12:55

    ‘Excuse me sir, it appears your jaw is causing an obstruction…’

  7. claudio (@claudio) said on 18th August 2012, 12:58

    “I’m sorry, Michael was chasing me”

  8. “you’ve got the wrong man, THE WRONG MAN! It’s Eddie Jordan who wears the shirts, JORDAN! J…O…R….”

  9. sato113 (@sato113) said on 18th August 2012, 13:24

    ‘Who do you think you are?! David Coulthard?!’

  10. legnig (@legnig) said on 18th August 2012, 13:27

    DC arrested for driving without valid insurance following manual ride height adjustments

  11. AndrewT (@andrewt) said on 18th August 2012, 13:29

    Good aft… Oh, other side, damn yank cars… So, good afternoon office, super license and registration, please!

  12. “On the run since Belgium 1998 – finally got ya, punk!”

  13. AndrewT (@andrewt) said on 18th August 2012, 13:32

    officer*

  14. James_mc (@james_mc) said on 18th August 2012, 13:46

    The illegalities found on the RB8 eventually came back to haunt Red Bull….

  15. Joey-Poey (@joey-poey) said on 18th August 2012, 13:49

    “You wanted me to pull it over to the… ‘curb?’ I’m not sure what you… Oh, CAIRB! Yes, I can pull to the cairb.”

  16. Maksutov (@maksutov) said on 18th August 2012, 13:52

    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

  17. Matt (@agentmulder) said on 18th August 2012, 14:21

    In an effort to connect with an American audience, David reinacted a scene from the popular TV show, “Jersey Shore.”

  18. “Previously on CSI Scotland…”

  19. verstappen (@verstappen) said on 18th August 2012, 15:09

    “We don’t care if you consider it your greatest moment in F1. You just do not overtake anyone with a raised middlefinger. Let alone a police officer!!”

  20. Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid) said on 18th August 2012, 15:19

    DC: “Excuse me, officer, do you know how slow you were going?”

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