Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard
Caption Competition
Former F1 driver turned BBC commentator and DTM racer David Coulthard has been in America doing a demonstration run for Red Bull this week.
This involved a visit from the Weehawken, New Jersey police force – and seemed a perfect picture for a Caption Competition.
So share your comedy caption in the comments below and look out for the pick of the best in the daily round-up.
Caption Competition
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- Caption Competition 29: Vettel in the RB9
- Caption Competition 28: Hamilton at Mercedes
- Caption Competition 27: Alonso and Fisichella
- Caption Competition 26: Rookies of 2001
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Image via Red Bull on Twitter
James Brickles (@brickles) said on 18th August 2012, 11:04
Police: “You were going 300 clicks!”
DC: “Was that too slow?”
James Brickles (@brickles) said on 18th August 2012, 11:07
Police: “You’re getting a ticket for that. Now how do you spell Coulthard?”
DC: “Yeah, it’s H-A-M-I-L-T-O-N”
davidnotcoulthard said on 19th August 2012, 11:27
Cop: ” “HAMILTON”?That doesn’t seem to read “Coulthard”, ah well, I suppose that’s how they spell it in Scottish Gaelic….”
Todd (@braketurnaccelerate) said on 18th August 2012, 11:15
Cop: “Here’s my patrol car. It can do 140mph”
Coulthard: “Oh…. That’s nothing, I was just doing 190 through the tunnel in my F1 car!”
Cop: “F1 car? What’s that?”
Coulthard: “A race car. You know, like on a race track”
Cop: “OHHHH. NASCAR!!”
Coulthard: “Noooo… F1 Car”
Cop: “Yea…. NASCAR!”
Coulthard: “Ok… NASCAR!”
davidnotcoulthard said on 18th August 2012, 11:21
“Mr. Policeman, I, as Red Bull’s representative, am arresting you for disturbing Sebastian Vettel during his run at New Jersey a few weeks ago. The fine will be US$666,777,666 and you’ll have 6 days to pay.”
Nick (@npf1) said on 18th August 2012, 11:38
DC was soon to find out, offering his ‘services’ to Policemen in the US didn’t mean the same as in the UK.
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 18th August 2012, 11:43
Officer: “Scottish, you say? Then how come you don’t sound anything like Sean Connery?”
asdf1234 (@kobayashi) said on 18th August 2012, 12:00
DC: If I hide in here i’ll never be involved in a caption competition!!
davidnotcoulthard said on 18th August 2012, 12:06
Fantastic paradox! Beautiful!
Bri said on 18th August 2012, 12:08
Mr Couthard, I’m not aware of ‘British’ humour, but thats Our police district, not an invitation to relieve yourself on the passenger seat
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 18th August 2012, 12:24
Coulthard: “So, do you really give out the death penalty for stealing chicken?”
Jay_au (@jay) said on 18th August 2012, 12:38
Shotgun!!!
frood19 (@frood19) said on 18th August 2012, 23:35
ha! my favourite so far!
electrolite (@electrolite) said on 18th August 2012, 12:55
‘Excuse me sir, it appears your jaw is causing an obstruction…’
Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 19th August 2012, 21:32
‘Do you have a permit for that chin?’
claudio (@claudio) said on 18th August 2012, 12:58
“I’m sorry, Michael was chasing me”
S.J.M (@sjm) said on 18th August 2012, 13:12
“you’ve got the wrong man, THE WRONG MAN! It’s Eddie Jordan who wears the shirts, JORDAN! J…O…R….”
sato113 (@sato113) said on 18th August 2012, 13:24
‘Who do you think you are?! David Coulthard?!’
legnig (@legnig) said on 18th August 2012, 13:27
DC arrested for driving without valid insurance following manual ride height adjustments