David Coulthard, Weehawken police, 2012

Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

David Coulthard, Weehawken police, 2012

Former F1 driver turned BBC commentator and DTM racer David Coulthard has been in America doing a demonstration run for Red Bull this week.

This involved a visit from the Weehawken, New Jersey police force – and seemed a perfect picture for a Caption Competition.

So share your comedy caption in the comments below and look out for the pick of the best in the daily round-up.

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Image via Red Bull on Twitter

109 comments on “Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard”

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  1. Officer: “Scottish, you say? Then how come you don’t sound anything like Sean Connery?”

  2. DC: If I hide in here i’ll never be involved in a caption competition!!

    1. davidnotcoulthard
      18th August 2012, 12:06

      Fantastic paradox! Beautiful!

  3. Mr Couthard, I’m not aware of ‘British’ humour, but thats Our police district, not an invitation to relieve yourself on the passenger seat

  4. Coulthard: “So, do you really give out the death penalty for stealing chicken?”

    1. ha! my favourite so far!

  5. ‘Excuse me sir, it appears your jaw is causing an obstruction…’

    1. ‘Do you have a permit for that chin?’

  6. “I’m sorry, Michael was chasing me”

  7. “you’ve got the wrong man, THE WRONG MAN! It’s Eddie Jordan who wears the shirts, JORDAN! J…O…R….”

  8. ‘Who do you think you are?! David Coulthard?!’

  9. DC arrested for driving without valid insurance following manual ride height adjustments

  10. Good aft… Oh, other side, damn yank cars… So, good afternoon office, super license and registration, please!

  11. “On the run since Belgium 1998 – finally got ya, punk!”

  12. The illegalities found on the RB8 eventually came back to haunt Red Bull….

    1. Finally a good one.

  13. “You wanted me to pull it over to the… ‘curb?’ I’m not sure what you… Oh, CAIRB! Yes, I can pull to the cairb.”

  14. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

  15. Matt (@agentmulder)
    18th August 2012, 14:21

    In an effort to connect with an American audience, David reinacted a scene from the popular TV show, “Jersey Shore.”

    1. ha ha +1

  16. “Previously on CSI Scotland…”

  17. “We don’t care if you consider it your greatest moment in F1. You just do not overtake anyone with a raised middlefinger. Let alone a police officer!!”

  18. DC: “Excuse me, officer, do you know how slow you were going?”

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