Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard

Caption Competition

David Coulthard, Weehawken police, 2012

Former F1 driver turned BBC commentator and DTM racer David Coulthard has been in America doing a demonstration run for Red Bull this week.

This involved a visit from the Weehawken, New Jersey police force – and seemed a perfect picture for a Caption Competition.

So share your comedy caption in the comments below and look out for the pick of the best in the daily round-up.

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109 comments on Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard

  1. AndrewT (@andrewt) said on 18th August 2012, 13:29

    Good aft… Oh, other side, damn yank cars… So, good afternoon office, super license and registration, please!

  2. “On the run since Belgium 1998 – finally got ya, punk!”

  3. AndrewT (@andrewt) said on 18th August 2012, 13:32

    officer*

  4. James_mc (@james_mc) said on 18th August 2012, 13:46

    The illegalities found on the RB8 eventually came back to haunt Red Bull….

  5. Joey-Poey (@joey-poey) said on 18th August 2012, 13:49

    “You wanted me to pull it over to the… ‘curb?’ I’m not sure what you… Oh, CAIRB! Yes, I can pull to the cairb.”

  6. Maksutov (@maksutov) said on 18th August 2012, 13:52

    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

  7. Matt (@agentmulder) said on 18th August 2012, 14:21

    In an effort to connect with an American audience, David reinacted a scene from the popular TV show, “Jersey Shore.”

  8. “Previously on CSI Scotland…”

  9. verstappen (@verstappen) said on 18th August 2012, 15:09

    “We don’t care if you consider it your greatest moment in F1. You just do not overtake anyone with a raised middlefinger. Let alone a police officer!!”

  10. Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid) said on 18th August 2012, 15:19

    DC: “Excuse me, officer, do you know how slow you were going?”

  11. SoLiDG (@solidg) said on 18th August 2012, 15:48

    I’m sorry sir put your wing was flexing too much!

  12. Picasso 1.9D FTW (@picasso-19d-ftw) said on 18th August 2012, 15:51

    DC: “Weehawken Police? Well I’m hawkin’ a fizzy drink, beat that!”

  13. evolutionut (@evolutionut) said on 18th August 2012, 16:24

    police officer: so you was doing 190 mph in hudson tunnel…can i have your driving license please

  14. xeroxpt (@) said on 18th August 2012, 16:39

    Officer: I have caught the scotch driver.

  15. Michael Brown (@) said on 18th August 2012, 17:41

    Now I know how Lewis Hamilton feels

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