Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard
Caption Competition
Former F1 driver turned BBC commentator and DTM racer David Coulthard has been in America doing a demonstration run for Red Bull this week.
This involved a visit from the Weehawken, New Jersey police force – and seemed a perfect picture for a Caption Competition.
So share your comedy caption in the comments below and look out for the pick of the best in the daily round-up.
Caption Competition
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Image via Red Bull on Twitter
ajmal said on 18th August 2012, 18:27
officer – you f1 driver?
DC -Ya!!!!
officer – Lewis Hamilton!!!!
DC- Sir, please arrest me.
Kingshark (@kingshark) said on 18th August 2012, 18:30
Officer: How do you spell your last name, sir?
DC: M A L D O N A D O
Supremo said on 18th August 2012, 19:19
Winner !
Maksutov (@maksutov) said on 19th August 2012, 11:53
Haha..
Suave (@suave) said on 18th August 2012, 19:10
“Wait a minute… this isn’t my DTM Mercedes, and you’re not Ralf!”
thedamntyres (@icemangrins) said on 18th August 2012, 19:26
you have to beleive me, Formula 1 cars don’t have a head light
thedamntyres (@icemangrins) said on 18th August 2012, 19:26
@keithcollantine you gotta add your captions as well :-)
macahan (@macahan) said on 18th August 2012, 19:56
Not my problem you couldn’t record my speed.
Schmorbraten said on 18th August 2012, 20:16
Thinks to himself: ‘Must call Didi. NOW.’
Mariano (@mariano) said on 18th August 2012, 20:33
DC: “I insist officer, I didn’t activate the DRS”
thedamntyres (@icemangrins) said on 18th August 2012, 20:41
you mean Bernie Eccelstone – short, annoying, really old and extremely condescending…….. no, I don’t know him. Can I go now?
James (@jamesf1) said on 18th August 2012, 20:55
Hawken decided to rename itself in honour of a famous Scot who visited it’s quiet patch.
Lothario said on 18th August 2012, 20:55
“I’m sorry officer that I had to go round that corner at a million miles per hour because if I was doing thirty, I would’ve crashed..”
ukk (@ukk) said on 18th August 2012, 20:57
Officer: come and have a look – our telemetry shows you’re loosing time at the entrance to the tunnel and on the main tunnel straight.
DC: that’ s everywhere! Just like in the old days with Mikka…
Fritz (@) said on 18th August 2012, 21:21
in stead of making a demonstration doughnut can i have one?
ivz (@ivz) said on 18th August 2012, 21:25
Cop: so you are telling me that your car has 750hp from a 2.5L engine, and then you push this little magic button, and you have over 800? What kind of black magic you working with here!?
Mads (@mads) said on 18th August 2012, 21:44
Officer: “Did you practice all the 117 excuses, for doing 6 times the speed limit, on the way here, or are you just improvising?”