Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard

Caption Competition

David Coulthard, Weehawken police, 2012

Former F1 driver turned BBC commentator and DTM racer David Coulthard has been in America doing a demonstration run for Red Bull this week.

This involved a visit from the Weehawken, New Jersey police force – and seemed a perfect picture for a Caption Competition.

So share your comedy caption in the comments below and look out for the pick of the best in the daily round-up.

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109 comments on Caption Competition 19: David Coulthard

  1. Ann Idiot said on 18th August 2012, 22:15

    “Do you snort when you laugh, or is your chin farting at me?”

  2. Nick.UK (@) said on 18th August 2012, 22:16

    DC: “But she said she was 18!”

  3. TheJudge (@thejudge) said on 18th August 2012, 22:59

    DC:”A ticket ,for driving an F1 car? Seriously?”

  4. Mad Eric (@mad-eric) said on 19th August 2012, 1:24

    Hmm. Your computer is much bigger than mine.

  5. schooner (@schooner) said on 19th August 2012, 2:12

    “Excuse me officer, is there anywhere to get some decent haggis around here?”

  6. Nirmal said on 19th August 2012, 4:30

    DC: But sir, I was driving on the “right” side of the road…

  7. Fritz (@) said on 19th August 2012, 5:41

    Instead of making a doughnut i want to eat one. Any here? wow

  8. andy2k12 (@andy2k12) said on 19th August 2012, 8:15

    DC: “So you must be the American Bernd, …right ?! What’s with the conditions out there on track ?”

    (Bernd Mayländer is the official F1 SafetyCar-Driver)

  9. mrgrieves (@mrgrieves) said on 19th August 2012, 8:45

    Your street demo’s closed our doughnut shack. That’s a federal offence!

  10. Is it because im Bla…..

  11. The fashion police crackdown on the BBC F1 team was finally under way.

  12. “Yeah, I brake-checked Michael, so what? You’re the police, not the goddamn Ferrari International Assistance(FIA).”

  13. MahavirShah (@mahavirshah) said on 19th August 2012, 15:13

    “… But officer I keep telling you I had NOTHING to do with the BBC-Sky coverage deal.”

  14. Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher) said on 19th August 2012, 19:36

    While the fashion police capture Mr. White Jeans, his partner Mr. Colourful Shirts is still at large

  15. Joe Corry (@ithacajoe08) said on 19th August 2012, 19:56

    DC: Ok Mr Director, Lesley Neilson’s just behind me, so let’s get on with this new Police Squad movie.

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