Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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141 comments on “Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher”

  1. Kartavya Bhagat
    25th August 2012, 10:08

    You feel I’m No. 1 in DNF ??
    Try telling this to my 7 DWC’s, they think of me in some other way..>!!!

  2. Michael phone home…

  3. Hey, Sebastian. Pull my finger. You can hear my blown diffuser.

    There. I got in first with the F joke.

    1. I lol’ed so hard when I read this. :P

    2. Mwahahaaah :-) ftw!

  4. I knew I was in the wrong gird slot, I was just making sure Charlie Whiting was doing his job.

  5. Unlike Lance Armstrong, I won my championships without drugs.

  6. So it’s left at the first corner, then 2 rights

  7. Look, this is an a$$

    1. pun intended

  8. Hey, can somebody read this screen to me please? The font is too small .. it almost looks as if I’m not first. That can’t be right. Young girl, would you bring my glasses please? Oh its you Nico, sorry!

    (Someone had to make a bad old person joke eventually)

    1. And a nico joke in there too, can’t say you didn’t make an effort @bananarama!

  9. Ok, Sebs 2 + Fernandos 2 + Kimis 1 + Lewis’ 1 + Jensons 1 =7!! It’s taken 5 of them to equal my record!! These young ones only think their good!!

    1. applause :P

  10. “You might have got Lance’s, but you ain’t touching mine!”

    1. @nick-uk Topical! I like it ;)

  11. matthewf1 (@)
    25th August 2012, 10:30

    ‘My hand, it’s glowing, my powers are finally returning! Hey you, Rosberg, I shall be No1 again!’

  12. “How many points are you going to score this weekend, Michael?”

    1. Mean but LOL…

  13. Michael starts Vettel’s no.1 finger but realises he is not the no.1 F1 driver anymore.

  14. This can’t be correct…..it says I’m not first!

  15. Oh, that was my grid spot.

    1. This one gets my vote ;)

  16. Matt (@agentmulder)
    25th August 2012, 10:41

    “The fourth line? Sure. S-E-B I-S F-A-S-T-E… hang on a minute…”

  17. “Now what did I sit in here for?” Michael has another senior moment.

  18. “back in the days you didn’t have to care about grid positions, you just always started first”

    1. FlyingLobster27
      25th August 2012, 12:30


  19. “is this one with onion rings or french fries?”

  20. “Ah, so I have to press that button? Things sure were much simpler back in my days.”

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