Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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  1. Mechanic, your fired!

    1. Like this.

  2. Ross: “Micahel, please concentrate on your lap, the Vettel finger can wait until after the race!”

  3. davidnotcoulthard
    25th August 2012, 10:59

    “Look at the TV! YES, Ross, I really want those things,…..even though they’re Michelins…..”

  4. MS: ”Does it say there that I am first?”
    Ross Brawn: ”No Michael. You just think it.”

  5. One Big Mac please!

  6. “Watch my finger, Jock. You are getting sleepy. Veeeery sleepy, Jock. When I snap my fingers, you will move Nico onto a three-stop strategy.”

  7. “Ok I’ll have a chicken chow mein, special fried rice, sweet and sour duck and a carton of Vimto please.”

  8. Michael Schumacher: “Heheheh, Schumacher is in P17!”

    Ross Brawn: “Michael, that’s not referring to Ralf …”

    1. hahaha really good!

  9. Ross Brawn : “…Ok Michael I know we bombed on the Double DRS system but there is no use pointing fingers at anyone now is there !!! “

  10. I’m the real 1, remember that!

  11. Norbert Haug: “Does anybody here think that Michael Schumacher’s comeback has been a success?”


    Norbert Haug: “Does anybody else here think that Michael Schumacher’s comeback has been a success?”

    1. Haha, funny.

    2. My winner.

  12. Back in my day there was only one rule – Beat Damon by any means necessary!

  13. Is this how you’re supposed to overtake Rubens?

  14. “No Michael, you’re the second on this one beaten by your dear Rubens, you owe him this one”

  15. He did this and then said my prostate was fine.

    1. Chris (@tophercheese21)
      26th August 2012, 0:19

      HAHA! +1

  16. “Does it look like my fingers up his bum yet? A little forward?”

  17. Ohhh i see, so THAT’s my grid spot…

  18. or: “Now if only i can find the right grid spot this time…hmmm”

  19. Car not starting – note the point

  20. “that’s how I had to sit while the painting was done in the Sistine Chapel”

    1. Excellent, definitely my fav

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