Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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141 comments on “Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher”

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  1. So is now the right moment to turn my engine off?

  2. Alright. The blonde, the skinny redhead and the brunette with glasses meet me in my trailer after the race. Oh, and you too on the end. Cora likes fat girls.

  3. is that smoke coming out the williams garage??

  4. Stumped by his lack of pace, Michael gives himself out.

  5. Please, just one more time?

    1. JimmyTheIllustratedBlindSolidSilverBeachStackapopolis III
      25th August 2012, 15:10


      1. He’s not celebrating.

  6. E, I, P, Y, Q M, A, Y, B, E, O, D, Z, N, E, X, T, P, D, A, T, I, M, E.

    You know guys, one can take these pre-race eye-tests as an insult.

    1. This is gets my vote.

  7. Someone call Rubens and tell him im going to beat his record for most Grandprix starts next year , He’s going to be my number 2 here too

  8. “Hey you, have you seen my gloves?”

  9. Rick Hendrikse
    25th August 2012, 14:52

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!

  10. “Horrayyyy!! ..why am I sixth? It says sixth yet I got pole!”

  11. What’s that 18th. I can’t read that far, I think i’m getting old.

  12. I am still no.1 among the over-forty-years-old in F1. In your face, Pedro

  13. “After THAT last race, there’s nowhere to go for me but up – up Eau Rouge!”

  14. Now, how to get to menu 13?

    1. JimmyTheIllustratedBlindSolidSilverBeachStackapoplis III
      25th August 2012, 16:11

      I believe it’s the same path you would use to select a forum name of a long forgotten sore looser. ^^

      1. And a friend of Michael.

        1. That hurts.
          I think I change to Herbert, or maybe Barichello…

  15. Gav (@foxtrotoscar21)
    25th August 2012, 16:02

    “So this finger doesn’t go anywhere near the ‘engine off’ button, correct?”

  16. Hey, I know that guy!

  17. I have never seen that guy here before, who is he?

  18. Alright, 1, 2, 3, 4…
    This is my spot on the grid, hopefully I won’t miss it this time

  19. Still wonder why we call Vettel baby Schum, he’s not like me …

  20. Look I play with the video and will scratch the butt of my engineer …

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