Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

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Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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141 comments on Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

  1. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 25th August 2012, 11:42

    Norbert Haug: “Does anybody here think that Michael Schumacher’s comeback has been a success?”

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    Norbert Haug: “Does anybody else here think that Michael Schumacher’s comeback has been a success?”

  2. RagingInferno (@raginginferno) said on 25th August 2012, 11:44

    Back in my day there was only one rule – Beat Damon by any means necessary!

  3. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 25th August 2012, 11:53

    Is this how you’re supposed to overtake Rubens?

  4. Jeanrien (@jeanrien) said on 25th August 2012, 11:58

    “No Michael, you’re the second on this one beaten by your dear Rubens, you owe him this one”

  5. BarnstableD (@barnstabled) said on 25th August 2012, 12:11

    He did this and then said my prostate was fine.

  6. Jake (@jleigh) said on 25th August 2012, 12:11

    “Does it look like my fingers up his bum yet? A little forward?”

  7. andrewf1 (@andrewf1) said on 25th August 2012, 12:19

    Ohhh i see, so THAT’s my grid spot…

  8. andrewf1 (@andrewf1) said on 25th August 2012, 12:22

    or: “Now if only i can find the right grid spot this time…hmmm”

  9. PT (@pt) said on 25th August 2012, 12:36

    Car not starting – note the point

  10. AndrewT (@andrewt) said on 25th August 2012, 12:43

    “that’s how I had to sit while the painting was done in the Sistine Chapel”

  11. sw6569 (@sw6569) said on 25th August 2012, 13:30

    So is now the right moment to turn my engine off?

  12. ManjuBoy (@manjuboy) said on 25th August 2012, 13:42

    Alright. The blonde, the skinny redhead and the brunette with glasses meet me in my trailer after the race. Oh, and you too on the end. Cora likes fat girls.

  13. BluNt (@blunt) said on 25th August 2012, 13:46

    is that smoke coming out the williams garage??

  14. ANDREW (@johnson102) said on 25th August 2012, 14:01

    Stumped by his lack of pace, Michael gives himself out.

  15. Platanna (@xaviex) said on 25th August 2012, 14:18

    Please, just one more time?

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