Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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  1. ‘Question, who told Frank Williams to re-hire Montoya under a pseudonym?’

  2. I’ve practised my finger enough. When am I going to get to use it?

  3. Is this broken? It says maldonado on pole!?!

  4. totorthegreat
    25th August 2012, 17:48

    Gar├žon one coffee please!

  5. Bored during a rainy free practice session, Michael Schumacher begins counting his Grand Prix starts using his fingers.

  6. Michael to mechanic having a snack, “You spill one more egg and you are dead!”

  7. Schumacher: “I don’t know what’s wrong with my finger, but no matter what i touch with it, I break something”
    Ross: “Michael, even my finger on the ENGINE-OFF button had made the engine stop. Its done like that on purpose”

  8. “Yeah yeah guys it might say Maldonardo on the screen, but it is deffinetely Montoya! He just seems to have learned how to crash into people and pretend like it was an accident.”

  9. Now Nico, you use this finger to turn on the traction control.

  10. Michael counts his post-return podiums.

    1. Ouch. Nice.

  11. Getting a Brawn finger used to make me champion…

  12. Martin Dalton
    25th August 2012, 19:17

    …I’d like a number 9 meal, with a large sprite and an apple pie please!

  13. Jayfreese (@)
    25th August 2012, 19:18

    “300! That’s what I’m talking about!”

  14. Can someone tell me why I came out of retirement?

  15. “I’m too old for this ****”

  16. Looks like rain, to me.

  17. Is that my AMG getting towed? Damn Corrina !@%%%%

  18. Is that JV…. lost all his hair.. poor thing !

  19. JimmyTheIllustratedBlindSolidSilverBeachStackapopolis III
    25th August 2012, 20:18

    hahahaha look jock!, I told you pigs can fly.

    those are birds michael… and here are your contacts.

  20. ..19 and 20, so if I stay into 2014 I’ll crush ALL of Rubinho’s little records!

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