Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

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Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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141 comments on Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

  1. Nick (@npf1) said on 25th August 2012, 16:43

    ‘Question, who told Frank Williams to re-hire Montoya under a pseudonym?’

  2. andrewp (@andrewp) said on 25th August 2012, 16:58

    I’ve practised my finger enough. When am I going to get to use it?

  3. mike-e (@mike-e) said on 25th August 2012, 17:38

    Is this broken? It says maldonado on pole!?!

  4. totorthegreat said on 25th August 2012, 17:48

    Gar├žon one coffee please!

  5. Tim (@gusty) said on 25th August 2012, 18:14

    Bored during a rainy free practice session, Michael Schumacher begins counting his Grand Prix starts using his fingers.

  6. Indranil Dudhane (@indranildudhane) said on 25th August 2012, 18:15

    Michael to mechanic having a snack, “You spill one more egg and you are dead!”

  7. Mads (@mads) said on 25th August 2012, 18:19

    Schumacher: “I don’t know what’s wrong with my finger, but no matter what i touch with it, I break something”
    Ross: “Michael, even my finger on the ENGINE-OFF button had made the engine stop. Its done like that on purpose”

  8. Mads (@mads) said on 25th August 2012, 18:23

    “Yeah yeah guys it might say Maldonardo on the screen, but it is deffinetely Montoya! He just seems to have learned how to crash into people and pretend like it was an accident.”

  9. Toro Stevo (@toro-stevo) said on 25th August 2012, 18:33

    Now Nico, you use this finger to turn on the traction control.

  10. Cryptowillem (@cryptowillem) said on 25th August 2012, 18:43

    Michael counts his post-return podiums.

  11. verstappen (@verstappen) said on 25th August 2012, 18:55

    Getting a Brawn finger used to make me champion…

  12. Martin Dalton said on 25th August 2012, 19:17

    …I’d like a number 9 meal, with a large sprite and an apple pie please!

  13. Jayfreese (@) said on 25th August 2012, 19:18

    “300! That’s what I’m talking about!”

  14. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 25th August 2012, 19:19

    Can someone tell me why I came out of retirement?

  15. John H (@john-h) said on 25th August 2012, 19:34

    “I’m too old for this ****”

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