Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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141 comments on “Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher”

  1. two frankfurter to go and a black beer please !!!

  2. Wait…that old guy on the monitor looks familiar.

  3. “Q3? But…. but…… normally I watch Antiques Roadshow now on that screen round about now…. Bernie?! Rooooooooooosssssssssss!”

  4. David Lincoln
    26th August 2012, 22:33

    Ein Bier bitte.

  5. “Pull my finger.””

  6. eenie meenie miney mo, this is where my car will blow.

    I’m the first one to admit this might be a little harsh considering his total DNFs this year….

  7. I’m watching you, Alonso. I want my Ferrari back…..

  8. one moment, Herr Ecclestone…vee can catch zee seniors’ buffet, but i have ein Mercedes to schtuff into zee wall first…

    1. zer gud ya

  9. It ain’t working, im gonna try ‘The Kimi’…….”Una cerveza, por favor!”

  10. Hey where is the start button? Man I am getting old.

  11. ‘ I want what he’s having’

  12. So that’s where I put the car, and that spot was the correct one, ok….again….. I put the car there and the right grid spot was there….. ok, wait, again…..

  13. Legacies are overrated anyway!

  14. – Can i help you sir?
    – Yeeeas, one championship worthy f1 racecar please

  15. “Can I at least finish one more race this season, ONE!”

  16. Michael sustained an injury whilst away on holiday during the summer shutdown. His physio said it was a form of R.S I. due to over-use of cash machines.

  17. Michael: “It’s 21 years since my debut… (daydreams) hmm hang on I’m P21 – need to go out on a new set of options!”

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