Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

Caption Competition

Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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141 comments on Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

  1. pero88 (@pero88) said on 26th August 2012, 2:01

    Guys, relax! My finger had been 91 times up ;) -> ( discussing “vettel finger”)

  2. sennaboy3 (@sennaboy3) said on 26th August 2012, 4:49

    wait a second…I should retire again? shouldn’t I?

  3. Todd (@braketurnaccelerate) said on 26th August 2012, 5:20

    Hey you! (mechanic) Don’t screw this one up again!

  4. Tyler Wagner (@yuckett1) said on 26th August 2012, 5:27

    That guy on the tv sure looks old doesn’t he?

  5. “I’ll have one Quarter Pounder with Cheese please”

  6. ukk (@ukk) said on 26th August 2012, 9:52

    That awkward moment …
    When you practice in the garrage your former post-race gestures

  7. Baldry00 (@baldry00) said on 26th August 2012, 10:24

    Stay nico….. staaaayyy… good boy, now rollover, play dead!

  8. Bill (@billza71) said on 26th August 2012, 10:53

    Engineer: Right! Michael KERS is fully charged
    Michael: I know!
    Engineer: How would you know this?
    Michael: My hand is glowing and my finger is erect!

  9. jiři said on 26th August 2012, 10:54

    Hey Ross, its your mum!

  10. Eric (@fletch) said on 26th August 2012, 13:04

    “297, 298, 299, 300! yep that cake will do”

  11. two frankfurter to go and a black beer please !!!

  12. OhCanadian said on 26th August 2012, 22:07

    Wait…that old guy on the monitor looks familiar.

  13. Steve D (@schteeeeve) said on 26th August 2012, 22:18

    “Q3? But…. but…… normally I watch Antiques Roadshow now on that screen round about now…. Bernie?! Rooooooooooosssssssssss!”

  14. David Lincoln said on 26th August 2012, 22:33

    Ein Bier bitte.

  15. Marauder (@marauder) said on 27th August 2012, 4:33

    “Pull my finger.””

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