Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

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Michael Schumacher, Mercedes, 2012

Michael Schumacher will make his 300th appearance in an F1 race this weekend – becoming the second driver to do so after Rubens Barrichello.

Hopefully it’ll go better than his 299th Grand Prix appearance, which was spoiled when he lined up in the wrong grid slot in Hungary.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments.

As usual a pick of the best will feature in the daily round-up.

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141 comments on Caption Competition 20: Michael Schumacher

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  1. Ace@Oz said on 27th August 2012, 6:15

    eenie meenie miney mo, this is where my car will blow.

    I’m the first one to admit this might be a little harsh considering his total DNFs this year….

  2. Ace@Oz said on 27th August 2012, 6:23

    I’m watching you, Alonso. I want my Ferrari back…..

  3. Chris (@mayhem74) said on 27th August 2012, 14:51

    one moment, Herr Ecclestone…vee can catch zee seniors’ buffet, but i have ein Mercedes to schtuff into zee wall first…

  4. Sammo said on 27th August 2012, 16:56

    It ain’t working, im gonna try ‘The Kimi’…….”Una cerveza, por favor!”

  5. mkw11 (@mkw11) said on 27th August 2012, 20:20

    Hey where is the start button? Man I am getting old.

  6. Ukounji said on 27th August 2012, 22:43

    ‘ I want what he’s having’

  7. maccafan77 said on 27th August 2012, 23:42

    So that’s where I put the car, and that spot was the correct one, ok….again….. I put the car there and the right grid spot was there….. ok, wait, again…..

  8. Bobbi F (@bobbif) said on 28th August 2012, 4:26

    Legacies are overrated anyway!

  9. SaNiBla said on 28th August 2012, 9:55

    - Can i help you sir?
    – Yeeeas, one championship worthy f1 racecar please

  10. Surfinsoljah (@surfinsoljah) said on 28th August 2012, 10:46

    “Can I at least finish one more race this season, ONE!”

  11. MickLaren said on 31st August 2012, 22:50

    Michael sustained an injury whilst away on holiday during the summer shutdown. His physio said it was a form of R.S I. due to over-use of cash machines.

  12. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 29th September 2012, 15:49

    Michael: “It’s 21 years since my debut… (daydreams) hmm hang on I’m P21 – need to go out on a new set of options!”

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