Christian Horner, Sebastian Vettel, Valencia, 2012

Caption Competition 23: Vettel and Horner

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Christian Horner, Sebastian Vettel, Valencia, 2012

What is world championship leader Sebastian Vettel discussing with team principal Christian Horner in this picture?

That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition. Post the best caption you can come up with for the picture in the comments below.

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130 comments on “Caption Competition 23: Vettel and Horner”

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  1. “Look, Felix Baumgartner’s been convicted of assault – Dietrich says I’m still his favourite”
    “You are Seb, and that’s the last time they spend our budget on a stupid parachute jump…”

  2. look what adrian sent me. He says that could give us 5 sec per lap advantage, before austin.

  3. SV: Look Christian, this button will tamper with Mark’s clutch, pretty nifty eh? Who KERS if he gets pole? Tehehe
    CH: Well done Sebastian!

  4. And this button allows me to adjust the fuel loads

  5. Vettel : Hey Christian, this new app is so cool!!! It calculates the bare minimum amount of fuel required to run a qualifying lap. We’re testing it tonight. I can already see myself on pole y’know.

  6. Seb: I looked up ‘Formula 1’ on urban Take a look at number six.
    Christian: Aw, that’s aweful, Seb!
    Seb: I’m going to say it on the podium.

    1. Christian: Maybe you should look up ‘ASBO’.

  7. “and this is the exact moment his car lost power”

  8. “See Christian, all we have to do to get data from McLaren is follow Lewis on twitter’

  9. Just looking at DC on the BBC F1 coverage – have you borrowed one of his shirts?

  10. Look Christian, another non-points finish for Michael Schumacher. Who’s the better German now?

  11. Discussion on how to make podium interviews interesting.
    Sebastian: What about….hm….”**** it up”?
    Christian: Love it. Say that one.

  12. SV: Look at this video. Mark said ”not bad for a no.2 driver” in 2010. Has he been better after 2 years?
    CH: No.

  13. “Mark just text me what he thinks of your shirt”

  14. Vettel: “Mein Gott, Fernando is texting me this samurai stuff again. It’s getting really weird.”

  15. William Brierty
    10th November 2012, 12:24

    Vettel: I know!
    Horner: What?
    Vettel: Let’s deliberately give me a puncture at the start of the race and then, when I overtake Alonso to take the win with only three pumped-up tyres, people will like me!
    Horner: Yes! No safety car is gonna ruin this plan! But hang on, the McLaren drivers will still probably say that you gained an aerodynamic advantage with that puncture, because it allowed you to run closer to the ground.
    Vettel: Damn Jenson. Everyone likes him because he’s got one of those “personality-things”. Is he fast? No. Is he clever? No. Look at this picture of him in his girlfriend’s wet suit, no regard for health and safety.
    Horner: Have you ever had a panic attack?
    Vettel: No, their girly things, bit like not taking Abbey flat.

  16. …and THIS one is me showing the finger when I was just 8!

  17. Adrian Newey came up with this mobile app. You hit this button and it shuts off Lewis’ car.

  18. “So Kimi text back saying if you get on the podium, I’ll swear in front of everyone…”

  19. Mère Çaidaisse
    10th November 2012, 12:57

    “I took the time to take some photos during the race… Too easy…”

  20. Omg Christian check this out! Mark thinks we’re still equal number ones!

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