Michael Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, 2001

Caption Competition 25: The Schumachers

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Michael Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, 2001

The Caption Competition is back for the off-season and will have a slightly retro flavour while we wait for the new season to begin.

The first offering takes inspiration from Sniff Petrol’s hilarious series The Schumachers.

It’s up to you to decide what Michael and Ralf were discussing over cake in this picture from 2001. Post your funniest suggestion in the comments and look out for my pick of the best in tomorrow’s round-up.

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Image ?? Ferrari spa/Ercole Colombo

100 comments on “Caption Competition 25: The Schumachers”

  1. “No, I said ‘you’re CACK’ not ‘your cake.”

  2. Shumi : It feels great to be back in a Ferarri t shirt. Now I can have my cake and eat it !!!

  3. “Ralf goes to show that you CAN have your cake and eat it.”

  4. Ralf: “So you’re saying that if I eat this cake, I’ll gain your super human driving ability?”

  5. Mmmm, Cake…..
    Oooops, meant to be thinking up a caption, sorry, got distracted…

  6. Michael: “Nice cake, isn’t it?”
    Ralf: “Yeah, lovely!”

  7. Ralf: What’d you say was in this cake?
    Michael: Something to make you go faster.
    Ralf: Then why aren’t you eating it?
    Michael: Because I’m already fast, all I’ll do is gain weight.

  8. Michael: You know ralf if you drove as quickly as you eat you…actually nevermind

    1. Chris (@tophercheese21)
      5th January 2013, 11:21

      +1 Brilliant!

      1. Best one yet. :P

  9. Michael: “To buy this cake, I had to fly to Germany, because it’s cheaper there than in Switzerland.”

  10. Ralf: “Mmmm good cake, and before races, a very good idea of yours. What did you put in mine?”
    Michael: “…Nyquil…”

  11. It’s called The Breakfast of Champions. That’s why you’ve never tried it

  12. michael: i’m the better driver in the better team. the look on your face tells me i have a better taste in cake, too.
    ralf: …

  13. Michael: have these english people never heard of spoons ?

    1. davidnotcoulthard
      5th January 2013, 11:07

      Ralf:”Perhaps, but I know these people in this country in Southeast Asia with Monaco’s flag using spoons to eat…Rice! What was the country’s name……..Nederlands-Indië or someting like that? Do you know, Mike?

  14. Walter_Frosch
    5th January 2013, 10:56

    Michael: Haha, a piece of cake. Thats what Ross Brawn said, when i asked him if he can repeat 2009 at Mercedes …funny, isnt it, Ralf?!

  15. davidnotcoulthard
    5th January 2013, 11:00

    MSC:”Brackley’s FAvourite Racing team/ BakeRy sure makes great cars….and cakes!”
    RSC:”BAR? It’s not like you’re dreaming of ever racing for the team, right?”

    9 years later…

  16. Michael: “I can’t believe you only ate Half of your first piece, i’m already on my 7th one”

  17. “Happy birthday Ralph ! Let’s celebrate the two of us”

  18. RS: Oh god this cake is disgusting, I must pretend to eat it.
    MS: Hang on he doesn’t have any cake on his fork!

  19. Michael: How are your Michelins on the Indy banking?
    Ralf: Like really good cake.

  20. Ok Michael, take this and promise me you won’t join DTM… it’s all I’ve got!

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