Michael Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, 2001

Caption Competition 25: The Schumachers

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Michael Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, 2001

The Caption Competition is back for the off-season and will have a slightly retro flavour while we wait for the new season to begin.

The first offering takes inspiration from Sniff Petrol’s hilarious series The Schumachers.

It’s up to you to decide what Michael and Ralf were discussing over cake in this picture from 2001. Post your funniest suggestion in the comments and look out for my pick of the best in tomorrow’s round-up.

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Image ?? Ferrari spa/Ercole Colombo

100 comments on “Caption Competition 25: The Schumachers”

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  1. Michael Schumacher: “I’m pretty sure winning 7 World Championship titles will be like this, a piece of cake.”

  2. Ralf : Michael, it seems I’m faster than you at eating this cake !

  3. Chris (@tophercheese21)
    5th January 2013, 11:28

    Ralf: Mmmm this cake is so good. Why aren’t you eating yours Michael?

    Michael: “Well I’m ‘preserving’ mine so that I can enjoy it later. That’s the problem with this cake; you have to eat it like you’re eating ‘on egg shells’. “

  4. Michael: “Now be honest, I want to make sure that I win that Cake Baking Championship!”
    Ralf: “7 World Drivers Championships, and its still not enough for you?”

  5. MSC: “Need your help, bro. If you’re racing against McLaren, give ’em hard times.”
    RSC: “Why would I do that? I still have a chance taking title this year.”
    MSC: “I’ll give you more cakes like this, goddamnit!”
    RSC: “Mmmmkay…”

  6. Ralf: “So is this what victory tastes like?”

  7. Michael: How does this “fork” work?

  8. “Ralf…does this mean we skip the weigh in later?”

  9. MSC: “Seriously, joining a car manufacturer such as Toyota would be a great career move!”

    1. turbotoaster (@)
      5th January 2013, 12:49

      My favourite

  10. So err…BMW Williams eh? I guess the proof will be in the pudding.

  11. RSC: “I don’t get it big bro… I can’t figure out why ppl call this cake The Taste of Victory…”
    MSC: “No wonder…”

  12. Schumi: “Real men eat the fork”

  13. Can you eat my piece? I don’t think I can afford to put on much weight with the number of years I plan to have in my career.

  14. Michael: taste it Ralph, you always put too much sugar. How many times must I teach you this?

  15. Ralf: “Well, Juan-Pablo is eating his own cake, and I’m doing the same. But as far as I can see, that particular cake on your plate belongs to Rubens…”

  16. Warum sprechen wir immer Englisch?

    1. That because f1fanatic has a policy that all comments must be in English.

  17. “So I told him that I didn’t think Les Miserables was the defining work of nineteenth-century French literature, because Alexandre Dumas was much better at capturing the Romanticism of the period in Le Comte de Monte-Cristo than Victor Hugo ever was.”

    “You do know there’s a camera pointed at us right now … don’t you?”

    “Uh … something about racing cars; bruumm, bruumm, bruumm!”

  18. MS: “Not as good as ice-cream? Seriously Ralf, have you ever seen a world champion who likes ice-cream??? Preposterous ! Ill quit Ferrari before that day comes !!! “

    1. admitting to laughing at this :)

  19. MSC: “So you think I’ll still be driving when I’m 43?”
    RSC: “Yeah, when Jaguar wins triple Constructors championships.”

  20. Michael: “Cake too bitter for you, Ralf? It’s just like the gravel traps you usually end up in.”

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