Caption Competition 26: Rookies of 2001

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Kimi Raikkonen, Juan Pablo Montoya, Fernando Alonso, Enrique Bernoldi, Melbourne, 2001

Continuing our retro-themed Caption Competitions, today’s features the rookie class of 2001.

Future world champions Kimi Raikkonen (Sauber) and Fernando Alonso (Minardi) made their F1 debuts at Melbourne in 2001 along with Juan Pablo Montoya (Williams) and Enrique Bernoldi (Arrows).

It’s up to you to suggest the best comedy caption for this picture. Post your funniest suggestion in the comments and look out for my pick of the best in tomorrow’s round-up.

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136 comments on Caption Competition 26: Rookies of 2001

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  1. Russell Gould (@russellgould) said on 13th January 2013, 0:45

    “Okay, first one to NASCAR wins, right? Juan, Juan . . .?”

  2. RayF1 said on 13th January 2013, 0:45

    Alonso:- Ok, so out of the four of us, I’m the one in the slowest car this season, but come back to me at the end of 2006, and let’s see who’s achieved what.

  3. Mike (@mike) said on 13th January 2013, 1:54

    You know guys, in the future 3 of you will be considered great drivers…..

    Bernoldi: “Ha! I knew it!”

  4. Enrique Bernoldi, clearly not use to the glamour of Formula 1, had to hide his pleasure after seeing the grid girls walk by.

  5. Vargas (@vargas) said on 13th January 2013, 9:52

    Gentlemen, right now what are you aiming for?

    Kimi: Get out of here.
    JPM: Get to the McDonalds.
    Alonso: Get into the track.
    EB: Get to the toilet.

  6. Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 13th January 2013, 11:00

    Fernando: Ugh. It’s like having your photo taken by your mother on the first day of school.
    Kimi: My mother does not take photos.
    JPM: You guys went to school?

  7. Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 13th January 2013, 11:01

    Enrique was a bit embarrassed to be entered in ‘Crotch Bulge’ competition.

  8. Pink Peril (@pink-peril) said on 13th January 2013, 21:15

    Kimi wonders if he should dye his eyebrows darker

  9. regulus (@regulus) said on 14th January 2013, 11:36

    Thinking….
    Raikkonen: Hummmm… Vodka…
    Montoya: Hummmm… Hamburger….
    Alonso: Hummmm…. Teammate…
    Bernoldi: Hummm… Future….

  10. Jack (@jackisthestig) said on 14th January 2013, 21:31

    Reservoir Dogs 2 never quite lived up to the original

  11. Rob (@silverspooler) said on 14th January 2013, 22:08

    Alonso: “Haha these suckers had to put on their hats but my hair looks way to damn good to be covered up”

  12. Still camileon (@stillcamileon) said on 23rd February 2013, 12:47

    Raikkonen, Montoya, Frankie Howerd and Bernoldi.

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