Caption Competition 29: Vettel in the RB9

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Sebastian Vettel, Red Bull, Circuit de Catalunya, 2013

It’s always hard to get a signal from the drivers about how competitive their car is during pre-season testing. Perhaps Sebastian Vettel is giving a clue in this picture?

It’s over you to suggest what’s going on here in our caption competition.

Submit your funniest caption suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrow’s round-up.

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121 comments on “Caption Competition 29: Vettel in the RB9”

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  1. Dont worry team, This year, its gonna be thumb rather than the finger.

  2. What’s the IQ of F1 fans that still think you passed under yellows in Brazil?

    1. I had a cough attack because I laughed so much at this! Brilliant!

  3. Sebastian Vettel contemplating which finger he will use for victory celebrations in 2013.

  4. We need a 6-wheeler!

  5. “6 more titles, please!”

  6. “That’s how I celebrated my race finish in Brazil!”

  7. Adrian Newey: Red Bull will be using six human-operated flow conditioners this year.

  8. “I give the car seven out of ten!”

    1. Are you implying he can’t count @prisoner-monkeys? ;)

  9. How many more championships?

  10. Now lets see if we can win 6 Championships with this car

  11. Sebastian Vettel on how many different helmet designs he would be using for FP1 at Melbourne.

  12. A special steering wheel of the new Red Bull car would allow to unlock a perfectly working KERS only if the driver identifies himself with fingerprint and handpalm imprints of Sebastian Vettel.

  13. Rui Pedro Moreira
    23rd February 2013, 11:44

    Horner: “How are you doing in there?”
    Vettel: “I’m okay, leave me alone. I know what I’m doin’!”
    Horner: “OMG! He’s spending too much time with Kimi…”

  14. When asked about how he thought the car handled, Sebastian Vettel was unsure whether to give the team a high five, or a thumbs up.

    1. winner. this is fantastic.

    2. This amuses me. A lot.

  15. Sebastian Vettel informs the world of how many times he will say “We focus on ourselves and do our own thing,” this year.

    1. I think that and “obviously” will be closer to infiniti ;)

      1. @andae23 was that an intentional cheesy pun, because if so kudos to you! (I’m referring to how Infiniti has a double meaning)

    2. Is that 6 times per weekend or press interview?

  16. I’d give her a six out of ten, but Kinky Kylie had a much better nose!

    1. Or: “I’d give her a six out of ten, but Kinky Kylie had a much better rear” ;)

  17. Rocky: “How many victories can we get with this one?”
    Seb: “Six”

  18. Chris (@tophercheese21)
    23rd February 2013, 11:54

    “How many times are you going to change your helmet today Seb?”

  19. Where did I finish in Brazil? How many seconds away from Massa was I (roughly)? How many F1 seasons have I been in? How many years was it before Hamilton gave up on McLaren? How many years has Schumacher been out of a full time Ferrari drive? Where did Webber finish in last year’s WDC? HAHA, will be knocking them for six again this year!

  20. “What’s that Kimi? You’re off to get refreshments? Nah I’m okay for ice cream, but I could do with a Five Alive. Cheers!”

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