Caption Competition 29: Vettel in the RB9

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Sebastian Vettel, Red Bull, Circuit de Catalunya, 2013

It’s always hard to get a signal from the drivers about how competitive their car is during pre-season testing. Perhaps Sebastian Vettel is giving a clue in this picture?

It’s over you to suggest what’s going on here in our caption competition.

Submit your funniest caption suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrow’s round-up.

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  1. I said 6 chicken nuggets…

  2. In the voice of The Count from Sesame Street.

    One world championship, AH AH AH
    Two world championships. AH AH AH
    Three world championships AH AH AH
    (Repeat and fade)

    1. Absolute gold, love this one!

      Continuing on that theme: This year’s world championship brought to you by the number “Six”

  3. trust me guys, I have this under control

  4. “OK, last year Hamilton had a 5 wheel pit-stop, this year, we OBVIOUSLY need to make it a 6 wheel pit-stop”

  5. How many times I can have sex a night?

    One and slowly.

  6. I,m going to be car 6 at the end of the year

  7. Me? 4 titles in a row? I’ll put 6 quid on it!

  8. Adrian Newey: “Where do you want me to put Webber this year?”
    Sebastien Vettel: “Sixth place!”

  9. “In the dream, the terminator came from end of 2015 to destroy me now. He said I had 6 titles by then and other fans are still saying titles don’t matter” *laughing under heltmet*

  10. “Ok Guy’s How many fingers am I holding up?”

  11. No, Sebastian. You can’t have that many, you have to share.

  12. Only 6 more to match the Meister..And you all shall call me the Purple Baron..No more baby Schumi..

  13. gib-gas-schumacher
    24th February 2013, 18:26

    Vettel giving a 6/10 for the loud fart Adrian Newey dropped as he walked passed “Stinky Susie” (Vettel’s 2013 car)

  14. No, try again Sebastien. How many cylinders does your car have?

  15. “How many sugar’s in you tea Seb?”
    “Six !!!”
    “This is not RedBull you know!”

  16. TheStigsAmericanCousin
    25th February 2013, 14:19

    “How many times Weber will stall at the start of the race”

  17. “Please be honest Vettle, just how many Tequilas did you knock down you before getting behind the wheel today?”

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