Mark Webber got an unwelcome surprise during the latter stages of the Malaysian Grand Prix – and it looks like it wasn’t his first surprise of the weekend.
What has startled the Red Bull driver in this picture? It’s over you to explain all in our caption competition.
Submit your funniest caption suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrow’s round-up.
Caption Competition
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Image © Red Bull/Getty
Lin1876 (@lin1876)
30th March 2013, 10:15
“Multi 21, Mark, multi 21 — Seb”
Bounzze (@bounzze)
2nd April 2013, 9:33
That would be “Multi 12” from Sebs perspective.
Craig Packer
2nd April 2013, 12:29
I’m glad SOMEONE understands the code
Daniel Jackson
30th March 2013, 10:15
Helmut said WHAT?!
Master firelee (@master-firelee)
30th March 2013, 10:20
CH: So Mark we have changed the meaning of Multi 21, do you want to know what it means?
MW: Ughh yeah mate, tell me after the race mate, I’m just playing angry birds mate.
Hadi Nsouli (@lahlooha)
30th March 2013, 10:21
Sorry for the early April fools joke Mark, there are no team orders at Red Bull
Mallesh Magdum (@malleshmagdum)
30th March 2013, 10:21
The outpouring of sypmpathy for Weber after the GP meant he got more followers on his twitter a/c than that of RBR
Steve Lockwood
30th March 2013, 10:23
note to self… take seb, off christmas card list
ronnie pettersson
30th March 2013, 10:25
A friend request from Seb?
zicasso (@zicasso)
30th March 2013, 10:28
Slept like a baby. Thanks chum!
Seb
the_sigman (@sigman1998)
30th March 2013, 10:28
MW: ”Multi 21, Seb”
A few minutes later… :o
gavmaclean (@gavmaclean)
30th March 2013, 10:30
So Multi 22 means something completely different.
Alex Iqbal (@alex-iqbal)
30th March 2013, 12:55
multi 22 would mean care 2 ahead of car 2 that wouldn’t make sense.
Also multi 12 means car 1 (seb) ahead of car 2 (mark)
marc512 (@)
30th March 2013, 10:30
Mark looks at his phone to re-read an email from Horner a day before the GP. The email was to do with the new terms and conditions. Mark, being sensible scrolls to the bottom to click accept. Now after reading, he discovers multi 21 has been replaced with “Let Vettel win every race”.
Federico da Montefeltro
30th March 2013, 10:31
Seb promised not to beat my high score on Snake…
runforitscooby (@runforitscooby)
30th March 2013, 10:38
Mark, it’s not the first time a german broke an agreement, Seb #getoverit
Jay Menon (@jaymenon10)
30th March 2013, 10:39
“Blimey, is that what Multi 21 means?! Bloody Horner”
Mallesh Magdum (@malleshmagdum)
30th March 2013, 10:39
MW just discovered that Vettel unfollowed him on twitter.
MNM101 (@mnm101)
30th March 2013, 10:39
I’m gonna win a Race ??!!!!!!
bpacman (@bpacman)
30th March 2013, 10:43
“Helmet Marko has accepted your friend request”
joolsy (@joolsy)
30th March 2013, 10:54
laughed so hard a little bit of wee escaped
TommyB (@tommyb89)
30th March 2013, 10:57
Winner!
mickey18 (@mickey18)
30th March 2013, 11:00
brilliant!
melkurion (@melkurion)
30th March 2013, 11:31
wahahaha, AWESOME! I LAUGHED SO HARD !
Rob (@rob)
30th March 2013, 11:33
LOL’d
TMF (@)
30th March 2013, 11:41
lol – brilliant
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
30th March 2013, 11:42
Brilliant!
Rocky (@rocky)
30th March 2013, 11:54
Now that is funny!
Aish Heydrich (@aish)
30th March 2013, 11:52
Helmut* and we have a potential winner.
stefano (@alfa145)
30th March 2013, 16:55
I think that was intentional
bpacman (@bpacman)
30th March 2013, 21:25
I’d like to pretend it was but it was just a typo!
Retired (@jeff1s)
30th March 2013, 12:25
Spot on!
PhilEReid (@philereid)
30th March 2013, 12:28
Ha, brilliant effort! Winner here now.
sdtaylor91 (@sdtaylor91)
30th March 2013, 12:30
this one, definitely!
smokinjoe (@smokinjoe)
30th March 2013, 12:35
hahahahahah…..good one mate
Alex Iqbal (@alex-iqbal)
30th March 2013, 12:57
i was going to enter but i cant think of anything to beat that. That was so funny
Pete (@repete86)
30th March 2013, 13:01
Haha!
MarcusAurelius (@marcusaurelius)
30th March 2013, 13:08
Yes! This MUST be the winner!
nackavich (@nackavich)
30th March 2013, 13:09
Stupidly funny
D (@f190)
30th March 2013, 13:17
Too good !
davey (@djdaveyp87)
30th March 2013, 14:05
After reading this one……. I’m not even having a go.
stefano (@alfa145)
30th March 2013, 16:55
+1
BasCB (@bascb)
30th March 2013, 14:09
:-)
Lauri (@f1lauri)
30th March 2013, 14:10
This is it :)
M Dickens (@sgt-pepper)
30th March 2013, 14:38
(@bpacman) clear winner!
Todfod (@todfod)
30th March 2013, 15:57
I dont think anyone can top that
electrolite (@electrolite)
30th March 2013, 16:43
This made me give up.
Antonio (@antoniocorleone)
30th March 2013, 18:33
Its deffinetely a winner.
hoshino (@hoshino)
30th March 2013, 18:37
I was going to make my own try in Caption Competition, but after that it will not have any chance. It’s the best.
AmySophia
30th March 2013, 20:39
excellent!
Magnificent Geoffrey (@magnificent-geoffrey)
30th March 2013, 21:46
You’re Winner!
DuncF1 (@duncf1)
31st March 2013, 9:32
Haha! Nailed it :)
Lucien_Todutz (@lucien_todutz)
31st March 2013, 21:19
+21 =))
dragoll (@dragoll)
30th March 2013, 10:44
Mark, if you get in my way again, I’ll send Grosjean onto you again! Luv Seb
Tifoso1989 (@tifoso1989)
30th March 2013, 10:46
“i accept the license agreement and want to install the Multi 21 app for the Malaysian GP”
“Installation finished and you will get also call of duty warfare for the rest of the season”
PhilEReid (@philereid)
30th March 2013, 10:48
“My phone didn’t do what I told it to do and now look what website it’s taken itself to!’
Rambler
30th March 2013, 10:49
“Starting for dummies download complete”
runforitscooby (@runforitscooby)
30th March 2013, 10:51
funny! :)
Eddie (@wackyracer)
30th March 2013, 11:18
nice!
mateuss (@mateuss)
30th March 2013, 17:26
This one has to be the winner, it fits the picture the best and his whole career, not just recent events.
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31)
30th March 2013, 10:49
Mark got message from Christian: “Not bad for a number 2 driver, Mark.”
runforitscooby (@runforitscooby)
30th March 2013, 10:50
“Now how do I turn this phone down?”
Josie Maunders (@jbmaunders)
30th March 2013, 10:52
Twitter: ‘Sebastian Vettel is no longer following you’
Todfod (@todfod)
30th March 2013, 16:03
Didn’t get the double meaning behind it till a little later.. Brilliant one!
tandrews (@tomand95)
30th March 2013, 22:15
Nice one!
Dennis the menace (@)
31st March 2013, 7:29
clever
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
30th March 2013, 10:53
“It’s been a week and they’re still talking about it!”
Ben (@thebencourt)
30th March 2013, 11:07
Mark, I’ve just been watching the highlights and noticed you used the wrong finger. It’s supposed to be the index, not the middle. Love Seb x
Sandra
30th March 2013, 11:07
Text from Kimi: Chill, Mate. Wanna share an ice cream?
Chris (@tophercheese21)
30th March 2013, 11:11
Mark notices his bum-chin in the reflection of his screen.
Lemon (@lemon)
30th March 2013, 12:07
I lolled..
kwacky1 (@kwacky1)
30th March 2013, 11:13
“Seb will let you win this one – CH”
Chris (@eddie4102000)
30th March 2013, 11:15
Mark couldn’t believe his eyes…Christian had just told him he was the #1 driver…
joolsy (@joolsy)
30th March 2013, 11:17
RBR releases an angry birds version and Mark realises his bird has older spec wings and is launched using an old cracked elastic band that christian found in the rubbish.
Funkyf1 (@funkyf1)
30th March 2013, 11:18
Another comment on F1 Fanatic regarding me and Seb, I thought they would of gotten over it by now!
mystaaRS
30th March 2013, 11:18
“In the coming race, you will be overtaken by Seb against team orders ;)”
Rick Hendrikse
30th March 2013, 11:19
Damn Christian, I didn’t thought Seb’s head would fit. Did it hurt?
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
30th March 2013, 11:24
New Message from Antonio Felix Da Costa: “I’m coming for your seat Mark”
Matthew Lim (@dxmatthew)
30th March 2013, 11:27
Oh,a Ferrari contract! *Accept request*
Sounak Chakrabarty (@sonkky)
30th March 2013, 11:27
“Why has Helmut Marko sent me a Smiley ?”
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
30th March 2013, 11:34
” So, that’s the website Seb gets the names for his car from !!!”
István Kalmár (@wertigo)
30th March 2013, 11:48
“21 new messages from Helmut Marko”
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
30th March 2013, 11:54
“So with this ‘mobile phone’, I can call anyone anywhere at any time I like and I don’t have to be connected to a land line? Does this mean that if I see one of those amusing bumper stickers asking for feedback on somebody’s driving, I can actually call and give it to them?”
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
30th March 2013, 11:55
“So that’s how you get to Sesame Street. Thank you, Google Maps!”
Rocky (@rocky)
30th March 2013, 11:59
Application Update Mode: How to turn down your engine, first step confirm with pit wall that the team is holding station…
Traverse (@)
30th March 2013, 12:02
Text from Nicos Anastasiades: “I know how you feel bredrin”
Joao (@johnmilk)
30th March 2013, 12:03
“Iphone? wow, now I know how a marussia feels like”
Dennis the menace (@)
31st March 2013, 7:30
haha
hunocsi (@hunocsi)
30th March 2013, 12:06
“Why does my horoscope say I’ll have a bad day? I feel like I could win today!”
Gareth McRae
30th March 2013, 12:08
Mark watches the Harlem Shake for the first time.
RRRacer007 (@rrracer007)
30th March 2013, 12:08
Vettel to Schumacher: “Thanks for the tips on being ruthless Michael. I’m sure a few will come in handy this weekend…”
Traverse (@)
30th March 2013, 12:16
Webber: “I love it when my wife sends me these pics of her in the shower, it really cheers me up after a tough…Wait a minute!?!…THIS IS SEB’S PHONE!!”
F1Yankee (@f1yankee)
30th March 2013, 21:54
i don’t think he’s married but either way, ouch!
Mads (@mads)
30th March 2013, 12:17
“Sebastian Vettel is now in a relationship with Ann Neal”
Brian (@makomvabt)
30th March 2013, 12:23
blimey ! Seb is driving the 2013 redbull? the team said it wasn’t out yet ??
Retired (@jeff1s)
30th March 2013, 12:23
I’m really sorry Mark. Hadn’t made it deliberatly, Seb.
marc512 (@)
30th March 2013, 12:32
Error 404 – Team mate not found
Pink Peril (@pink-peril)
31st March 2013, 22:43
Gold, love this one
Mike K (@smike)
30th March 2013, 12:38
Web, it’s Seb… Look, I’m really sorry about earlier – in fact, so sorry that that’s my hand you can feel now….
Traverse (@)
30th March 2013, 12:41
Mark receives this picture message from Seb
plutoniumhunter (@plutoniumhunter)
30th March 2013, 12:42
Sebastian Vettel has posted a photo on your wall.
Frishy101 (@frishy101)
30th March 2013, 13:03
F1F: And the Winner of the 2013 Malaysian Driver of the Weekend Poll is……. SEBASTIAN VETTEL.
MW: “But……. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
30th March 2013, 13:07
CH: “I agree with you totally, Seb’s got no respect for the elderly”
Craig Woollard (@craig-o)
30th March 2013, 13:09
Oh blimey, Christian’s jumped in the pool naked again…
Milos Zivkovic (@iamaflyingfinn)
30th March 2013, 13:15
Brazil 2012 Highlights
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
30th March 2013, 13:21
Twitterconversion:
HM: “You’re starting like a Coala.”
MW: “Ok, I missed a Button or two, but don’t call me BackMark Webber again. or I will steal your glass eyeball.”
DC (@dujedcv)
30th March 2013, 13:26
You are fired
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
30th March 2013, 13:34
MW: “What, His Excellence Seb’s gonna let me, a little peasant win???”
CH: “Just jokin'”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
30th March 2013, 13:38
SV: “Sorry mate, I thought you were a BackMarker”
celeste (@celeste)
30th March 2013, 16:20
HA!!!!!
Nick (@npf1)
30th March 2013, 13:41
Butt picture from Seb, with the text: ‘Ring ding ding, this is what I’m talking about! Kiss it, Mark!’
JRB
30th March 2013, 13:48
The reply Came back, Marussia were happy with the drivers they had….
Scary Terry (@hatebreeder)
30th March 2013, 13:50
“I tried to slow down but my brakes failed momentarily and I accidentally passed webber. And then he never caught up to me.”
tristanh (@tristanh)
30th March 2013, 13:58
Mark couldn’t believe what Sutil was offering to do to Vettel in the club tonight to teach him a lesson
verstappen (@verstappen)
30th March 2013, 18:11
Ya!
MomPassedMeWithDRS (@mompassedmewithdrs)
30th March 2013, 14:10
It’s just his reaction to seeing a shirtless Justin Bieber
Abnash (@abnash)
30th March 2013, 14:20
So that’s what Sebastian and Hungry Heidi do late at night.
James (@jimmyd13)
30th March 2013, 14:23
Mark noticed that Vettel had overtaken him on Twitter followers
“Multi-21 Seb Multi-21”
Prof Kirk (@prof-kirk)
30th March 2013, 14:29
Meanwhile after the Malaysian GP, Mark begins browsing for new jobs
“Infiniti’s Performance Director assistant? That could be good”
Lucien_Todutz (@lucien_todutz)
31st March 2013, 21:07
:))
mike-e (@mike-e)
30th March 2013, 14:43
One of marks friends has sent him a picture of that girl in england who got a free boob job on the nhs. He’s just scrolled up and seen her face.
Nigel Bates (@nigel1)
30th March 2013, 14:55
“We think can help us with the new brand launch, Mark –
‘Red Bull Sour – leaves that taste in your mouth’…”
RagingInferno (@raginginferno)
30th March 2013, 15:17
Mark, this is your fortune teller, I have some interesting news. I have foreseen that you will have a good start at the next Grand Prix.
zenman1 (@zenman1)
30th March 2013, 21:09
Buta not so good finish…
Illusive (@illusive)
30th March 2013, 15:30
Vettel & Marko on youtube doing harlem shake.
MW: Forever alone.
Traverse (@)
30th March 2013, 15:48
Webber sneaks a peek at the web browser history on Keith Collantine’s phone.
Webber:”STRUTH!”
Istrate Niki (@nikid)
30th March 2013, 15:51
Seb @Christian Horner If Mark is to slow get him out of the way
Seb Ups, Sorry Mark, did i send that to you?
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
30th March 2013, 15:52
Why the hell has it gone to sebastianvettel.de? I only searched for Multi 21 on the Red Bull Spy App! Thought this was meant to be my year…
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
30th March 2013, 15:54
So that’s what Horner thinks Multi 21 means: loser uses finger 2 at team-mate, winner uses finger 1!
Chris (@mayhem74)
30th March 2013, 15:53
Neo and Trinity die at the end?!
Dennis the menace (@)
31st March 2013, 7:43
bahahaha..But did Neo really die?
Suvan Naidu (@serv)
30th March 2013, 15:59
Mark tries to pull a “Brawn-style” face for his camera.
Todfod (@todfod)
30th March 2013, 15:59
Message from Seb – “Paybacks a b***h!”
celeste (@celeste)
30th March 2013, 16:09
+1 lol
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
30th March 2013, 16:54
Payback! 12 nothing now.
kowalsky is back
30th March 2013, 15:59
So now we know what the message from Ms mastechiz was!! Mark, vettel is faster than you, do you understand the message?
medicine_man (@vettel81)
30th March 2013, 16:09
Incoming text from Sebastian Vettel: “Mark, I just signed my new contract and will replace Alonso at Ferrari in 2014. I am so glad to hear that you will be my teammate for 7 consecutive seasons”
Lucien_Todutz (@lucien_todutz)
31st March 2013, 21:12
:)) good one!
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
30th March 2013, 16:41
Someone: Mark! Seb is your son!
BreezyRacer (@breezyracer)
30th March 2013, 21:40
Great!
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
30th March 2013, 16:42
Downloading data from Sebastian Vettel’s car… (some time, much later) “Access denied, crashed on contact. Only the Number 1 driver can see this information. Insert Multi12 to return to the main menu”
Antonio (@frosty-jacks-racing-team)
30th March 2013, 16:46
“She didn’t look like that last night”
Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan)
30th March 2013, 16:53
“OMG! Jenson has unfollowed me on Tweeter”
tonywade (@tonywade)
30th March 2013, 17:07
So, he took my wife to dinner and then what!?
Goriot
30th March 2013, 17:11
“2 b4 1″… message sent…
Is this “l33t sp34k” too hard too understand, Seb ?
Goriot
30th March 2013, 17:14
DoodleJump high-score: “21”. Lame mark, Mark !
Joe Papp (@joepa)
30th March 2013, 17:15
“Finger Boy sayz what?!?!”
tonywade (@tonywade)
30th March 2013, 17:15
…and now my surfboard’s broken?
Goriot
30th March 2013, 17:16
List of drivers looking for a F1 seat… Adding “Webber” to the list… Confirm: yes or no ?
Joe Papp (@joepa)
30th March 2013, 17:22
“Finger-Boy just said what about me in the press pen?!”
Joe Papp (@joepa)
30th March 2013, 17:23
“Fair dinkum!?”
Joe Papp (@joepa)
30th March 2013, 17:25
“I guess Horner really is a few sangas short of a picnic!?”
Joe Papp (@joepa)
30th March 2013, 17:27
Mark reads a Google News alert informing him that Marko has actually criticized Vettel for once…
MW: “Well bugger me!”
Goriot
30th March 2013, 17:32
Message from Seb: “I won ! And mine is multi-21 cm long ! Ah ah ah…”
tonywade (@tonywade)
30th March 2013, 17:33
Now he broke my surfboard?
MB (@muralibhats)
30th March 2013, 17:41
Hi Stefano! Remember me? Can i start from where we stopped last time?
RACERNORRISKI (@racernorriski)
30th March 2013, 18:05
Seb is going to mirussia, really!!!!
suzikster
30th March 2013, 18:20
Crikey! He really does have a lead foot!!!
jhetherton (@jhetherton)
30th March 2013, 18:43
Could not join private network “Red Bull Racing” (Dismiss)
John H (@john-h)
1st April 2013, 22:50
Nice
Randy Torres (@randytorres)
30th March 2013, 20:33
WOW Vettel’s girlfriend has my name tattooed on her a…!
Traverse (@)
30th March 2013, 22:07
Vettel’s girlfriend has Randy Torres tattooed on her a**? You lucky devil!
Hotbottoms (@hotbottoms)
30th March 2013, 20:34
Mark is enjoying his new blackjack application: “Seb has 12, so he obviously… Stands?! That’s silly, Sebastian. I think you should take a hit.”
Dennis the menace (@)
31st March 2013, 7:41
good one
Carman
30th March 2013, 21:11
Being told to turn your engine map down while being double crossed by your team mate….Theres an App for that.
steve (@sarkf1nut)
30th March 2013, 21:26
Hi mark, please find listed below the finishing positions for the 2013 races, kind regards seb :))).
BreezyRacer (@breezyracer)
30th March 2013, 21:37
Oh crikey, I AM a number 2!!!!!!!!!!!
Klait (@f1kb)
30th March 2013, 21:38
Incoming text from Christian Horner: If you’re in front of Sebastian after the final stop we will use team orders on him.
BlackJack (@danieljaksa)
30th March 2013, 21:40
We’re 100% behind you Mark. Your good mate, Helmut.
I’m 100% behind you Mark. Your Team Mate, Seb.
F1_Canuck
30th March 2013, 21:49
IRBR: We’ve decided that we will be adding another Infiniti logo to your racing suits after this weekend.
F1Yankee (@f1yankee)
30th March 2013, 21:59
Infiniti Red Bull Racing has updated the Terms of Service. Click “Seb wins” to continue, or click “Seb wins” to quit.
Traverse (@)
30th March 2013, 22:03
Webber: “A first class BA flight to Australia cost how much!?!…Forget it, I’ll go to Brighton instead”
jasons top 5 (@jasons-top-5)
30th March 2013, 22:07
Text from Lewis H, ‘ that’s why I joined Mercedes, I know that I am the number 1 driver !!’.
BJ (@beejis60)
30th March 2013, 22:15
Text from Seb:
“you mad bro?”
Irejag (@irejag)
30th March 2013, 22:16
Seb’s Twitter page: “My new helmet will feature the number 21”
Yappy
30th March 2013, 22:19
A pic showing how much bigger Sebs balls are compared to Marks
Adam1 (@adam1)
30th March 2013, 22:19
Lewis is earning how much at Mercedes?!
Jason (@jmwalley)
30th March 2013, 22:22
Webber was as suprised as anyone how much the Samsung really did out perform the iPhone.
HawkAussie (@hawkaussie)
30th March 2013, 23:12
Vettel: Sorry, but I had to get away from the police.
BradandCoffee
31st March 2013, 0:06
Ann Neal cheers Mark up by promising to do Multi 21 when he gets home.
Palle (@palle)
31st March 2013, 13:06
LOL
luchingador
31st March 2013, 2:15
its an image he got:
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/7291_294834190646777_170647515_n.jpg
Dennis the menace (@)
31st March 2013, 7:40
cool shirt…
Palle (@palle)
31st March 2013, 13:11
Yes ice-cool and it is evident that he does his workouts.
Chaz (@chaz)
31st March 2013, 2:35
“Mark! You are our number one driver… no really!”
David not Coulthard (@)
31st March 2013, 3:15
@rgiltrap
Why Villeneuve was WAY better than Senna.
Craig Packer
31st March 2013, 4:40
2mins of Q3 left – time for one more lap
Dennis the menace (@)
31st March 2013, 7:37
Sebastian Vettel
1,158,654 likes · 11,826 talking about this
Dennis the menace (@)
31st March 2013, 7:51
Facebook:
Sebastian Vettel and Helmut Marko just poked you. Poke back.
Dylan (@dberdf1)
31st March 2013, 10:42
“Christian wants me to re-sign!? Is he serious!?”
rankx (@rankx22)
31st March 2013, 11:16
Mark, my boy, you don’t need the fattest fuel-mode to block the outside of turn 4. Draw some inspiration from your friend,
-The Red Marvel
kartguy07 (@kartguy07)
31st March 2013, 12:39
Game level completed successfully. Add new power-ups by coming second in the next race.
Oni (@oni)
31st March 2013, 13:11
Helmut Marko has accepted your friend request!
LATG (@lotus-grosjean)
31st March 2013, 15:47
“Hello Ferrari?”
“…………Ok Mark, Felipe is faster than you.Can you confirm you understood that message?”
Still camileon (@stillcamileon)
31st March 2013, 16:17
Hi Mark, Sorry about all the confusion over the weekend yes i am gay, Seb.
Chaz (@chaz)
31st March 2013, 16:39
I am curious to know if this comment contravenes the F1Fanatic commenting policy…
gherks (@gherks)
31st March 2013, 17:26
Sorry mark it was mums sauerkraut from last night, it wasn’t a turtle head poking out but a giant Galapagos, couldn’t wait – Seb
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
31st March 2013, 22:33
Helmut Marko is now following you and has sent a friend request.
Pink Peril (@pink-peril)
31st March 2013, 23:05
Seb: Sorry, did I not mention that I’m dyslexic?
Dennis the menace (@)
1st April 2013, 11:35
haha…
Smithmachine
2nd April 2013, 19:33
Dyslexia is a language problem. 21 12 numerical problems seem to be the trouble here!
haniffJ
1st April 2013, 8:05
I lost my place at Sepang and now Infiniti names him (Vettel) as Director of Performance…
snowman.john (@snowman-john)
1st April 2013, 10:10
“Seb got how much for his Malaysia win bonus?!”
Jimmy Clark
1st April 2013, 10:22
How much money will they give me for 2014 ?!?!?!
JCost (@jcost)
1st April 2013, 10:51
SMS by BBC’s Clarckson:
“Bernie is The Stig”
Dennis the menace (@)
1st April 2013, 11:35
haha I like this one
Pete Straw (@petestraw)
1st April 2013, 12:39
Mark left surprised when Seb sends him a nude picture of his girlfriend in an attempt to make amends for Malaysia… ‘tit for tat?’
flatsixes
1st April 2013, 12:44
“Markie: The rabbit died. Love Cuddles.”
mkw11 (@mkw11)
1st April 2013, 20:19
Is that what happened to Fernando in Malaysian GP.
Wow I didn’t know how bad he raced.
eddie3 (@eddie3)
1st April 2013, 20:50
That’s not really Seb down there,is it ?
endres
2nd April 2013, 3:04
Seriously Pop,
You re-named my favourite sheep Sebastian?
Aditya Goel
2nd April 2013, 13:58
oppa gangnam style – Seb
Smithmachine
2nd April 2013, 19:47
What do you mean the dog has run away to Germany?
KwekuQ (@kwekuq)
2nd April 2013, 21:14
Message from Seb: I fail to believe you thought you faster then me….
krelk999 (@krelk999)
3rd April 2013, 15:05
Say wuuuuuuut….. Vettel isn’t a team player?! Since when?!!
Chris Preston (@ozchrispy)
4th April 2013, 13:06
Talking of nasty surprises … Mark reads his latest phone bill