Caption Competition 31: Pirelli and Mercedes

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Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, Monaco, 2013

Mercedes are in hot water after their rivals discovered they conducted a 1,000km tyre test for Pirelli in secret ahead of the Monaco Grand Prix.

Nico Rosberg went on to win the next round of the championship in Monaco.

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108 comments on Caption Competition 31: Pirelli and Mercedes

  1. John H (@john-h) said on 1st June 2013, 21:56

    “Oh yeah, I can definitely see debris out there Paul… definitely”.

  2. Traverse (@) said on 1st June 2013, 22:14

    Mr Right: “Hold my left hand, go on hold it, don’t be afraid to show our love in public”
    Mr Left: “I’m not afraid, I’m just worried that we won’t be able to adopt, what with my criminal record and past dealings with the Sith”
    Mr Right: “Adoption!? You’ve never mentioned this before…who did you want to adopt?”
    Mr Left: “Rosberg”
    Mr Right: “Yeah but, I’ve always wanted a girl…”
    Mr Left: “Exactly!”.

  3. “I think we need to woo the teams into voting us for a 2014 contract.”
    “Hmm, you’re right. Lets do it one team at a time.”

  4. “You’ll get a lap dance from Britney, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”

  5. “I’d rather be at our calender shoot, right across the beach.”

  6. Umar Majid (@um1234) said on 1st June 2013, 22:30

    Hembery “We are not that bad, its the outlap and look at the state of those tyres”

  7. Umar Majid (@um1234) said on 1st June 2013, 22:31

    Mercedes hungry for success and starving for new tyres

  8. jhetherton (@jhetherton) said on 1st June 2013, 22:50

    Yep, no worries Ross everyone else sent someone over to Rascasse but we’ll keep an eye out for you.

  9. verstappen (@verstappen) said on 1st June 2013, 22:51

    Enjoy it while it lasts.

  10. runforitscooby (@runforitscooby) said on 1st June 2013, 23:05

    “Ok our job is complete, we have hard , medium , soft, super-soft and Mercedes compounds “

  11. Paul (@frankjaeger) said on 1st June 2013, 23:07

    “Wanna see a magic trick?”
    “Yeah sure..”
    “I bet I can make that car go faster without touching it.”
    “You’re on”

  12. sbewers (@sbewers) said on 1st June 2013, 23:33

    Pirelli realise the tyre problem is worse than they thought, as Mercedes becomes the first Constructor to win the Monaco Grand Prix not knowing their lefts from their rights.

  13. Breno (@austus) said on 1st June 2013, 23:36

    “Be careful Nico, they are really fragile.”

    “So, did they offer to hire you yet?”

  14. smudgersmith1 (@smudgersmith1) said on 1st June 2013, 23:41

    Listen I’m telling you, no one knows !

  15. Master firelee (@master-firelee) said on 1st June 2013, 23:54

    P.H: “Soak it up Lads this is the last time we’ll be coming here for a while….”

  16. Danksa (@danieljaksa) said on 2nd June 2013, 1:39

    So which job did Toto give you next year, Tyre Manager?

  17. photozen (@photozen) said on 2nd June 2013, 2:02

    You’re right Paul, it’s better we watch the race from here, rather than having Tapas on the boat Mercedes bought us across the way.

  18. photozen (@photozen) said on 2nd June 2013, 2:06

    Round and round and round they go, Nico hasn’t stopped yet, let’s hope nobody knows.

  19. Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys) said on 2nd June 2013, 2:39

    “Do you think they will be more or less mad than they are now when they find out we’re giving them square tyres next year?’

  20. Pennyroyal tea (@peartree) said on 2nd June 2013, 4:29

    It seemed like yesterday when I saw that car at barcelona.

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