Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, Monaco, 2013

Caption Competition 31: Pirelli and Mercedes

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, Monaco, 2013

Mercedes are in hot water after their rivals discovered they conducted a 1,000km tyre test for Pirelli in secret ahead of the Monaco Grand Prix.

Nico Rosberg went on to win the next round of the championship in Monaco.

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108 comments on “Caption Competition 31: Pirelli and Mercedes”

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  1. “Oh yeah, I can definitely see debris out there Paul… definitely”.

  2. Traverse (@)
    1st June 2013, 22:14

    Mr Right: “Hold my left hand, go on hold it, don’t be afraid to show our love in public”
    Mr Left: “I’m not afraid, I’m just worried that we won’t be able to adopt, what with my criminal record and past dealings with the Sith”
    Mr Right: “Adoption!? You’ve never mentioned this before…who did you want to adopt?”
    Mr Left: “Rosberg”
    Mr Right: “Yeah but, I’ve always wanted a girl…”
    Mr Left: “Exactly!”.

  3. “I think we need to woo the teams into voting us for a 2014 contract.”
    “Hmm, you’re right. Lets do it one team at a time.”

  4. “You’ll get a lap dance from Britney, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”

  5. “I’d rather be at our calender shoot, right across the beach.”

  6. Hembery “We are not that bad, its the outlap and look at the state of those tyres”

  7. Mercedes hungry for success and starving for new tyres

  8. Yep, no worries Ross everyone else sent someone over to Rascasse but we’ll keep an eye out for you.

  9. Enjoy it while it lasts.

  10. “Ok our job is complete, we have hard , medium , soft, super-soft and Mercedes compounds “

  11. Paul (@frankjaeger)
    1st June 2013, 23:07

    “Wanna see a magic trick?”
    “Yeah sure..”
    “I bet I can make that car go faster without touching it.”
    “You’re on”

  12. Pirelli realise the tyre problem is worse than they thought, as Mercedes becomes the first Constructor to win the Monaco Grand Prix not knowing their lefts from their rights.

  13. “Be careful Nico, they are really fragile.”

    “So, did they offer to hire you yet?”

  14. Listen I’m telling you, no one knows !

  15. P.H: “Soak it up Lads this is the last time we’ll be coming here for a while….”

  16. Danksa (@danieljaksa)
    2nd June 2013, 1:39

    So which job did Toto give you next year, Tyre Manager?

  17. You’re right Paul, it’s better we watch the race from here, rather than having Tapas on the boat Mercedes bought us across the way.

  18. Round and round and round they go, Nico hasn’t stopped yet, let’s hope nobody knows.

  19. “Do you think they will be more or less mad than they are now when they find out we’re giving them square tyres next year?’

  20. It seemed like yesterday when I saw that car at barcelona.

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