Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Here’s Fernando Alonso having fun with science in the run-up to the German Grand Prix.

Can you think up a witty caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for next week’s round-up.

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140 comments on “Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso”

  1. Chris (@tophercheese21)
    3rd August 2013, 10:39

    Alonso: “Voila! I have successfully created a new element! I call it: ‘Understeerionium’.”

    1. Automatic winner if you ask me. :P

    2. Understeerionium is brilliant! ha

    3. Definite contender.

    4. Come on you guys, why you all seem to enjoy mocking Teflonso despite his great acheatment?

  2. Luca di Montezemolo has punished Alonso for his latest comments about the F138.

  3. Alonso should hydrate much more, those samples don’t look good

  4. Alonso: “So …. if I keep doing this, Red Bull will offer me a contract?”

  5. “I’ve discovered a new formula: P1=RBR.”

    1. Subject to uncertainties ;)

  6. Undercover Boss.

  7. After the Lance Armstrong saga, F1 gets tough asking for samples from all F1 drivers.

  8. Fernando’s attempt at making an all-purpose facial hair serum wasn’t going as well as expected.

  9. Alonso: “I’m pretty sure Michael never had to do this crap!”

  10. The real reason behind the Ferrari speed deficit

  11. When Mercedes released a sound video of their new V6 engine, Ferrari couldn’t stay behind. ‘It sounds like a blow!’, Fernando said about it.

  12. ..just tell them it’s apple juice

  13. An exhausted Alonso was relieved to fill these samples with urine after filling another table with another bodily fluid moments before…

  14. I am quite happy with that now. ;)
    Try it on the usual car.

  15. “…and we use the blue bottle for Felipe’s car.”

      1. hahahha WINNER !!!!!!

    1. Michael (@freelittlebirds)
      3rd August 2013, 15:35

      Winner no doubt!!!

    2. Pure genius!!! Winner for sure!!!

    3. Nice one :)))

    4. Haha. Thanks! Glad you all liked it :)

  16. Ferrari expands it’s production of methamphetamine.

    1. That should really be *shell but that’s technicalities ;)

  17. Bored of collecting other drivers’ helmets, Fernando’s new hobby goes a little deeper.

    1. Traverse (@)
      3rd August 2013, 14:02


      1. I like this one

    2. Brilliant :’D

    3. Excellent!

  18. Traverse (@)
    3rd August 2013, 11:15

    Alonso launches his new range of olive oil named ‘Teflonsoil’ (patent pending).

  19. Alonso preparing Montezemolo’s last drink (hint: poison).

  20. It’s plain to see why Massa wasn’t best pleased when he later discovered the beaker containing the gearbox fluid he was using for the race.

      1. Traverse (@)
        3rd August 2013, 17:01

        The beaker appears to have vanished.

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