Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

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Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Here’s Fernando Alonso having fun with science in the run-up to the German Grand Prix.

Can you think up a witty caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for next week’s round-up.

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140 comments on Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

  1. Ferrari expands it’s production of methamphetamine.

  2. Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 3rd August 2013, 11:15

    Bored of collecting other drivers’ helmets, Fernando’s new hobby goes a little deeper.

  3. Traverse (@) said on 3rd August 2013, 11:15

    Alonso launches his new range of olive oil named ‘Teflonsoil’ (patent pending).

  4. zoom (@zoomracing) said on 3rd August 2013, 11:28

    Alonso preparing Montezemolo’s last drink (hint: poison).

  5. It’s plain to see why Massa wasn’t best pleased when he later discovered the beaker containing the gearbox fluid he was using for the race.

  6. Cornflakes (@cornflakes) said on 3rd August 2013, 11:36

    Recent times of austerity has meant everyone at Ferrari has had to pull their weight.

  7. ledzep4pm (@ledzep4pm) said on 3rd August 2013, 11:47

    “So we can put this in Felipe’s fuel?”

  8. Cyclops_PL (@cyclops_pl) said on 3rd August 2013, 11:47

    If you want something done right, do it yourself.

  9. andae23 (@andae23) said on 3rd August 2013, 11:50

    After his criticism on the team, Alonso has been demoted by di Montezemolo to the oil workshop.

  10. andae23 (@andae23) said on 3rd August 2013, 11:52

    Ferrari still puzzled why radical staff shuffle tactics hamper car development.

  11. JackySteeg (@jackysteeg) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:02

    “Okay, okay, I’ve already learned loads about science. Can I go play with the Bunsen burner now?”

  12. andy2k12 (@andy2k12) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:04

    Meanwhile in a secret cryogenic lab…
    FA: “…this will be Fernando junior #12, this will be Fernando junior #13 …sooner or later one of my Clones will be champion in a Ferrari!”

  13. Mads (@mads) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:07

    Fernando hopes to get even with Mercedes by doing a bit of testing him self.

  14. Rigi (@rigi) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:18

    all this fussing about these doping tests

  15. Tomsk (@tomsk) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:18

    In a new green initiative, Shell reveal their new range of fuel additives.
    “This sample’s from the 2005 Tour de France, Fernando. We’ve found it’s worth at least 30 bhp.”

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