Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Here’s Fernando Alonso having fun with science in the run-up to the German Grand Prix.

Can you think up a witty caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for next week’s round-up.

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140 comments on “Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso”

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  1. Recent times of austerity has meant everyone at Ferrari has had to pull their weight.

  2. “So we can put this in Felipe’s fuel?”

  3. If you want something done right, do it yourself.

  4. After his criticism on the team, Alonso has been demoted by di Montezemolo to the oil workshop.

  5. Ferrari still puzzled why radical staff shuffle tactics hamper car development.

    1. Dennis the menace (@)
      7th August 2013, 5:39

      haha, very clever

  6. “Okay, okay, I’ve already learned loads about science. Can I go play with the Bunsen burner now?”

  7. Meanwhile in a secret cryogenic lab…
    FA: “…this will be Fernando junior #12, this will be Fernando junior #13 …sooner or later one of my Clones will be champion in a Ferrari!”

  8. Fernando hopes to get even with Mercedes by doing a bit of testing him self.

  9. all this fussing about these doping tests

  10. In a new green initiative, Shell reveal their new range of fuel additives.
    “This sample’s from the 2005 Tour de France, Fernando. We’ve found it’s worth at least 30 bhp.”

  11. Careful with that fire Fernando, you might burn your eyebrows off.

  12. Welcome to cooking with Fernando…

  13. “I have no idea what I’m doing”

  14. This is the private fuel test. Let me put some Red Bull in there.

  15. Fernando ‘I need to see Walter White, its time to retire and make crystal meth’

  16. ‘So I put this is Newey’s coffee…. and then what?’

    1. Michael (@freelittlebirds)
      3rd August 2013, 18:06

      Good one:)

  17. FA: Hmm, my hands were made to work on fiery red things… Wanna get a drink?

  18. ‘So Fernando, would you can light this for me while Jeff over there is busy filling up some more bottles under the desk’.

  19. David not Coulthard (@)
    3rd August 2013, 12:52

    We’ve spent so much on our wind tunnel that we needed the Ferrari International Assistance to lend us some fuel. To make sure that the fuel they lent us is safe, we’re testing it…..

  20. Ferrari and Shell release a rather odd new addition to their merchandise line up with their new ‘pee-in-a-cup’ bottles.

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