Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

Caption Competition

Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Here’s Fernando Alonso having fun with science in the run-up to the German Grand Prix.

Can you think up a witty caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for next week’s round-up.

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140 comments on Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

  1. Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:06

    Fernando was apathetic about Shell’s new bio-oil scheme until he remembered his contracted publicity days. “You’re taking the-” he almost said.

  2. AlokIn (@) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:12

    Getting trained for alternative job if Ferrari fires him ;)

  3. Andy (@turbof1) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:44

    Nintendo rumored to make the Doctor Mario series more realistic.

  4. David-A (@david-a) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:52

    “Ah, so this is how they make Red Bull”

  5. Traverse (@) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:59

    Alonso sneakily switches his urine sample with Tyson Gay’s.

  6. Alonso discovers the reason why Ferrari are lagging behind in the development race: “OHHH, FIRE”

  7. Todfod (@todfod) said on 3rd August 2013, 14:14

    Alonso – “Ok.. lets add a little bit of this to Sebastian’s urine sample”

  8. matt90 (@matt90) said on 3rd August 2013, 15:14

    Maybe if we spent less time sampling olive oils we could improve the car.

  9. sandy (@sandy) said on 3rd August 2013, 15:19

    Alonso: So you are saying if I drink this, it will give me “wings”?

  10. kowa said on 3rd August 2013, 15:26

    comunity service for a very inconvenient birthday present wish, or just doing the job yourself, if you want it done right?

  11. tristanh (@tristanh) said on 3rd August 2013, 15:33

    You say these chemicals gave Lewis that stupid beard? Thank God that hasn’t happened to me…

  12. Edward F (@fedward) said on 3rd August 2013, 15:56

    Having given up vino at lunch, the Ferrari canteen now serves a rather more suspicious-looking beverage…

  13. mantresx (@mantresx) said on 3rd August 2013, 16:03

    After finding out Ferrari was talking to Kimi, Fernando started to do more PR events than usual.
    Fernando: “Next week I’ll be handing out loans in a Santander near you!”

  14. S.J.M (@sjm) said on 3rd August 2013, 16:36

    The Science Lab is the perfect place to roast Marshmallows, thought Alonso.

  15. Christopher (@twiinzspeed) said on 3rd August 2013, 17:45

    With the newly enforced budget caps, everyone must be cross trained!

  16. verstappen (@verstappen) said on 3rd August 2013, 17:52

    Eh.. How much sugar do we need?

  17. Aimal (@aimalkhan) said on 3rd August 2013, 18:03

    The new FIA drug test methods have really gone out of hand.

  18. Michael (@freelittlebirds) said on 3rd August 2013, 18:09

    While the photographer was taking this picture, Alonso kept thinking to himself “hmm, I wonder if this picture will generate a caption on F1Fanatic…”

  19. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 3rd August 2013, 18:23

    Fernando decides to take Ferrari’s performance deficit into his own hands using a special mix of Shell Unleaded Petrol and Vettelium (which is said to contain some helium) – he believes it would give him a better car than even the RB9 and the W04!

  20. Master firelee (@master-firelee) said on 3rd August 2013, 18:38

    Shell: So Fernando, you wanted to know where chickens come from, well all you need is a Shell ;) and something to keep it warm like these silver oven gloves.
    Fernando: Chickens? ….. no I meant chicanes, not chickens!

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