Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

Caption Competition

Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Here’s Fernando Alonso having fun with science in the run-up to the German Grand Prix.

Can you think up a witty caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for next week’s round-up.

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140 comments on Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

  1. DavidS (@davids) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:31

    Careful with that fire Fernando, you might burn your eyebrows off.

  2. D (@f190) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:34

    Welcome to cooking with Fernando…

  3. Breno (@austus) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:35

    “I have no idea what I’m doing”

  4. This is the private fuel test. Let me put some Red Bull in there.

  5. Fernando ‘I need to see Walter White, its time to retire and make crystal meth’

  6. electrolite (@electrolite) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:41

    ‘So I put this is Newey’s coffee…. and then what?’

  7. Coanda (@ming-mong) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:47

    FA: Hmm, my hands were made to work on fiery red things… Wanna get a drink?

  8. robk23 (@robk23) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:49

    ‘So Fernando, would you can light this for me while Jeff over there is busy filling up some more bottles under the desk’.

  9. David not Coulthard (@) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:52

    We’ve spent so much on our wind tunnel that we needed the Ferrari International Assistance to lend us some fuel. To make sure that the fuel they lent us is safe, we’re testing it…..

  10. PhilEReid (@philereid) said on 3rd August 2013, 12:53

    Ferrari and Shell release a rather odd new addition to their merchandise line up with their new ‘pee-in-a-cup’ bottles.

  11. Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:06

    Fernando was apathetic about Shell’s new bio-oil scheme until he remembered his contracted publicity days. “You’re taking the-” he almost said.

  12. AlokIn (@) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:12

    Getting trained for alternative job if Ferrari fires him ;)

  13. Andy (@turbof1) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:44

    Nintendo rumored to make the Doctor Mario series more realistic.

  14. David-A (@david-a) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:52

    “Ah, so this is how they make Red Bull”

  15. Traverse (@) said on 3rd August 2013, 13:59

    Alonso sneakily switches his urine sample with Tyson Gay’s.

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