Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Here’s Fernando Alonso having fun with science in the run-up to the German Grand Prix.

Can you think up a witty caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for next week’s round-up.

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140 comments on “Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso”

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  1. Fernando was apathetic about Shell’s new bio-oil scheme until he remembered his contracted publicity days. “You’re taking the-” he almost said.

  2. Getting trained for alternative job if Ferrari fires him ;)

  3. Nintendo rumored to make the Doctor Mario series more realistic.

    1. Traverse (@)
      3rd August 2013, 14:00

      Yes! Fantasic caption. You know your games.

      1. Michael (@freelittlebirds)
        3rd August 2013, 18:07

        He does look like Mario with the stache

  4. “Ah, so this is how they make Red Bull”

  5. Traverse (@)
    3rd August 2013, 13:59

    Alonso sneakily switches his urine sample with Tyson Gay’s.

  6. Alonso discovers the reason why Ferrari are lagging behind in the development race: “OHHH, FIRE”

  7. Alonso – “Ok.. lets add a little bit of this to Sebastian’s urine sample”

  8. Maybe if we spent less time sampling olive oils we could improve the car.

  9. Alonso: So you are saying if I drink this, it will give me “wings”?

  10. comunity service for a very inconvenient birthday present wish, or just doing the job yourself, if you want it done right?

  11. You say these chemicals gave Lewis that stupid beard? Thank God that hasn’t happened to me…

  12. Having given up vino at lunch, the Ferrari canteen now serves a rather more suspicious-looking beverage…

  13. After finding out Ferrari was talking to Kimi, Fernando started to do more PR events than usual.
    Fernando: “Next week I’ll be handing out loans in a Santander near you!”

  14. The Science Lab is the perfect place to roast Marshmallows, thought Alonso.

  15. With the newly enforced budget caps, everyone must be cross trained!

  16. Eh.. How much sugar do we need?

  17. The new FIA drug test methods have really gone out of hand.

  18. Michael (@freelittlebirds)
    3rd August 2013, 18:09

    While the photographer was taking this picture, Alonso kept thinking to himself “hmm, I wonder if this picture will generate a caption on F1Fanatic…”

  19. Fernando decides to take Ferrari’s performance deficit into his own hands using a special mix of Shell Unleaded Petrol and Vettelium (which is said to contain some helium) – he believes it would give him a better car than even the RB9 and the W04!

  20. Shell: So Fernando, you wanted to know where chickens come from, well all you need is a Shell ;) and something to keep it warm like these silver oven gloves.
    Fernando: Chickens? ….. no I meant chicanes, not chickens!

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