Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Ferrari. 2013

Here’s Fernando Alonso having fun with science in the run-up to the German Grand Prix.

Can you think up a witty caption for this picture?

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140 comments on “Caption Competition 35: Fernando Alonso”

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  1. Jack (@jackisthestig)
    3rd August 2013, 18:45

    Fernando works on a revenge attack on Hamilton for letting Roscoe pee against his motorhome.

  2. Here’s my doping sample Miss.

  3. Vettel fanboy
    3rd August 2013, 19:53

    With this fuel we should go faster than the red bull .

  4. With Ferrari’s hopes of the Championship dwindling, Alonso decides to try his hand at making his own brand of energy drink.

  5. Alonso: “I wonder, will Kimi drink it?”

  6. I’m tired of red, can we switch over to more blue?

  7. Are you sure this D.N.A belongs to Adrian Newey!

  8. Alonso let it go to his head after getting a cool scientist outfit for his birthday.

  9. Alonso attempts to discover the exact colour of Raikkonen’s and Vettel’s sunglasses.

  10. “After we’ve run the tests could you give us a blood sample as well?”

  11. Dr Alonso extracts fingernails from Julia Gillard so she can’t run them down a blackboard. A nation is relieved. Thanks Nando.

    (One for the Aussies)

    1. Dennis the menace (@)
      7th August 2013, 5:45

      I was wondering when someone would highlight the Gillard lookalike..:-)

  12. “And you are sure it is undetectable”?

  13. Alonso is discovering the new chemical “formula 1”.

  14. Terrance Hamblin
    4th August 2013, 2:22

    Forged from the fires of Mount Doom, the ring of power would grant the Dark Lord Alonso dominion over all drivers.

  15. “So,this was the fuel that made the new v6 engine crap”

  16. ” is a justa likea extractinga olive oil caramba “

  17. Alonso: “don’t call Massa, I can handle it myself.”

  18. Kimi’s drinkng games get more elaborate.

  19. “I know we need an energy drink tie-in, but should we really let Shell handle it?”

  20. I grow facial hair to be a badass, not to do “science”. Damn marketing department.

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