Kimi Raikkonen, Sebastian Vettel, Hungaroring, 2013

Caption Competition 34: Raikkonen and Vettel

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Kimi Raikkonen, Sebastian Vettel, Hungaroring, 2013

Kimi Raikkonen and Sebastian Vettel: Is this Red Bull’s driver line-up for 2014?

Fernando Alonso was rumoured to be talking to the team during the Hungarian Grand Prix weekend. But when asked about who he’d like to partner him at the team next year Vettel said: “I’d prefer Kimi”.

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91 comments on “Caption Competition 34: Raikkonen and Vettel”

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  1. Maverick: What’s your problem, Kazanski?
    Iceman: You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.
    Maverick: That’s right! Ice… man. I am dangerous.

    1. Shreyas Mohanty (@)
      3rd August 2013, 15:12

      Vettel is inversely proportional to Tom Cruise.You do realise that, right?

      1. as where Tom’s wives, but he had a strange nak of appearing taller and them appearing shorter. He’d pull it off ;-)

  2. ‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your RB9.’

  3. KR: “…ever tried driving a GP after 11 vodka-redbull?!”
    SV: “What is vodka?”
    KR: “…?! …never mind!”

  4. Looking at each other, neither were sure if they were looking at a reflection.

  5. “I’m standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It’s your move…”

    “Don’t try it you @#&*.”

    “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the @#&* do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.”

  6. “Oh God, I hope they don’t force me to wear a vest at Red Bull. Or is that just how mummy dresses you?”

    1. @jackysteeg I have actually always wondered why he wears a vest top haha! :P

  7. RAI: *says something unoriginal about ice cream

    Copy and paste into any thread vaguely involving Raikkonen.

  8. Traverse (@)
    3rd August 2013, 12:58

    Vet: Knock knock.
    Kimi: Who’s there?
    Vet: Mark.
    Kimi: Mark who?
    Vet: Polo!! Hehe, geddit?
    Kimi: …I don’t geddit…
    Vet: *Sigh*

  9. Paul (@frankjaeger)
    3rd August 2013, 12:59

    Kimi: Although our glasses look the same, there’s one subtle difference. The reflection in my glasses will be the road in front of me and nothing else, yours will reflect the back of my car.

  10. seb:kimi 11 million is enough.
    kimi:dont tell me what to do

  11. “You gotta stop drinking those things Alonso is handing out. It’s not Red Bull.”

  12. Kimi: ‘I’ll come to Red Bull if it becomes ice cream producer.’

  13. Red bull decided to give the 2 a “get to know eachother” afternoon before making any decision. The 2 spent the time in total silence, just staring at eachother. Kimi afterwards commented it was his best date ever.

  14. What do you mean, second driver?

  15. Lotus brought more updates than Redbull to the Hungarian GP.
    Kimi: “My package is bigger than yours.”
    Seb: ……

  16. what’s up with fernando seb? you don’t have to worry about it, i talked to helmut and he took care of it.
    What were we talking about?… o yes kimi, you can be sure equal treatment withing the team.

  17. Simple. They didn’t sign me so I didn’t let you pass. No Multi 21 without a contract.

  18. Kimi: “hey Seb, remember that time you beat me in badminton? Yeah, didn’t think so.”

  19. In unison: so that’s where my sunglasses went!

  20. Kimi : Do you know the escape road in Interlagos which I missed last year ?

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