Kimi Raikkonen, Sebastian Vettel, Hungaroring, 2013

Caption Competition 34: Raikkonen and Vettel

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Kimi Raikkonen, Sebastian Vettel, Hungaroring, 2013

Kimi Raikkonen and Sebastian Vettel: Is this Red Bull’s driver line-up for 2014?

Fernando Alonso was rumoured to be talking to the team during the Hungarian Grand Prix weekend. But when asked about who he’d like to partner him at the team next year Vettel said: “I’d prefer Kimi”.

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  1. “I told Fernando it was a drinking game.”

  2. I know it’s crazy, and we’ve only just met. But, can I have your Ice Cream???

  3. Hey, Seb, I’m pretty sure I know the guy reflected in your sunglasses!

  4. You talkin’ to me?

  5. Seb: would you cope with the pressure in my team?
    Kimi: you talkin’ to me?

  6. Carlos Furtado das Neves
    4th August 2013, 18:00

    Seb: So Kimi, next year will you give me enough space to pass ??
    Kimi: I don’t know …
    Seb: Humm, and will you shut the door on my face ?
    Kimi: No. I’ll roll down the red carpet for you…

  7. Seb: “Have you heard all of the latest driver rumours?”
    Kimi: “No. I was having a ****.”

  8. Seb: “Have you heard all of the latest driver rumours?”
    Kimi: “No. I was having a s&*t.”

  9. also. sorry for the swear on the first post. I’m bad.

  10. Seb “I can see me in your glasses looking at you in my glasses, can you see me in my glasses looking at you in your glasses????”

    Kimi “I need a beer…”

  11. happy side-effect of the press-annoying mirror shades for these two was the jaw-dropping glimpse to infinity as they tried in vain to make eye contact.

  12. Kimi: I – AM – FAST – ER – THAN – YOU. Can you confirm you understood that message?
    Seb: That’s what I’m talking about!

  13. Seb mate, the bad news is like this… Both Fernando and I have signed for RBR for next year. But the good news is, Marko can get you into one of the RedBull-sponsored junior Rally teams if you sign right now!

    1. add to the above: “And they’ll even let you call your car ‘Kate’s Little Sister’ “.

  14. Seb: You want to be on top or on the bottom?

    Kimi: Not when you are around, but I am already taken so go bug somebody else.

  15. …………….Vodka & Redbull !

  16. Kimi I know we are gonna be team mates next year,but pinching my DNA and cloning yourself ain’t gonna work mate

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