Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

Caption competition

Rob Smedley, Felipe Massa, Ferrari, 2012

Felipe Massa, who is counting down his final half-dozen races as a Ferrari driver, is the subject of our latest Caption Competition.

Here he is pictured with race engineer Rob Smedley who has been with Massa throughout the highs and lows of his Ferrari tenure.

Can you think up a funny caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrrow’s round-up.

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202 comments on Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

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  1. You SAID you still wanted to drive for us…the Chinese take out is three blocks that way

  2. Daniel Escreet said on 30th September 2013, 19:09

    This teapot dance is faster than you, i repeat this teapot dance is faster than you….

  3. Late entry I know, but:

    “The good news is, I’ve found you a seat for next year. The bad news is, its in that grandstand.”

  4. “Why did you leave that in the toilet?”

  5. I know, Felipe…but sometimes I feel like I’m just a puppet around here too!

  6. Bed NOW!

  7. mkw11 (@mkw11) said on 1st October 2013, 0:25

    Smedley: This is Kimi’s seat now. Go and sit with the bench warmers.

  8. schrotacular (@schrotacular) said on 1st October 2013, 2:22

    Smedley: All right. While we’re still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
    Massa: Hit the pace car?
    Smedley: Hit the pace car.
    Massa: What for?
    Smedley: Because you’ve hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

    Source:

  9. “That’s the way to Sauber, see you there shortly”

  10. mystaaRS said on 1st October 2013, 20:23

    “Fernando, over there, is faster than you”

  11. “We’re gonna go from here….to there!”
    “To infinity and beyond!!!!!!”

  12. Ellis owen said on 20th October 2013, 13:25

    Make way for Kimi!

  13. Bobbi F (@bobbif) said on 1st December 2013, 23:12

    “Now go and put those toys back in your pram”

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