Rob Smedley, Felipe Massa, Ferrari, 2012

Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Rob Smedley, Felipe Massa, Ferrari, 2012

Felipe Massa, who is counting down his final half-dozen races as a Ferrari driver, is the subject of our latest Caption Competition.

Here he is pictured with race engineer Rob Smedley who has been with Massa throughout the highs and lows of his Ferrari tenure.

Can you think up a funny caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrrow’s round-up.

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Image ?? Ferrari/Ercole Colombo

202 comments on “Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley”

  1. Follow me to Williams, the graveyard of Brazillian F1 careers…

    1. a bit bizarre and morbid, but so true!

    2. Chris (@tophercheese21)
      29th September 2013, 13:24

      Love it

      1. +1 love it.

    3. Ouch, that’s dark.

  2. [After Domenicali instructed Rob to tell Massa indιrectly about him getting fired , he sits behind and listen]
    Rob: Felipe baby, you see this guy on the screen eating icecream?
    Well…… you sitting on his seat…now :(

  3. Go fetch us a new job and be quick about it. That’s a good boy.

  4. smedley: “get our there and show them what you can do!”

  5. “Now march over there and tell him you don’t do what you’re told!….”

  6. Rob: (shouting) “NOW GO OUT THERE AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN… to keep Fernando in front of you”.

  7. Antonio (@frosty-jacks-racing-team)
    29th September 2013, 12:41

    One does not simply walk into the Marussia Garage

  8. If I hear “I dont help Ferrari” one more time, you’re staying home next time, mister.

  9. Keep cool Felipe baby, you still have a job for a few months…

  10. Antonio (@frosty-jacks-racing-team)
    29th September 2013, 12:43

    “This is how I play Snooker”

  11. I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my driver on his way out !

  12. Massa baby, it’s time for ice-cream

  13. Rob: You’ll need to carry more speed through the chicane.
    Massa: Why? Will they fire me if I don’t?

  14. “I don’t want to hear about your whining! Now go out there! Lead that race! And let Alonso past!”

  15. Smedley: “Go on now, go, walk out the door, just turn around now
    ‘Cause you’re not welcome anymore”

    1. Massa continues (referring to Raikkonen):
      “And so you’re back from outer space
      I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
      I should have changed that stupid lock
      I should have made you leave your key
      If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me”

      1. Weren’t you the one, who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
        Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and die?

        Oh, no, not I, I will survive
        Oh, as long as I know how to race, I know I’ll get a drive
        I’ve got all my life to live, I’ve got all my money to give
        I’ll get a drive, I’ll get a drive, hey, hey

      1. That was really good :) @vettel1 @@jamiefranklinf1
        Its definitely the soundtrack of Massas departure..
        I’ll get a drive, I’ll get a drive, hey, hey ooooOOOOOoooooOOOO

  16. Felipe, the car is over there

  17. Smedley: “You see that – its a playstation 3. Probably your only chance of ever beating Alonso and Kimi”

  18. And please dont crash the car…

  19. FM: We could get an RV and go and cook Meth

  20. Shreyas Mohanty (@)
    29th September 2013, 13:05

    “Come on Felipe, don’t keep crashing, these Ferraris don’t come cheap!”

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