Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

Caption competition

Rob Smedley, Felipe Massa, Ferrari, 2012

Felipe Massa, who is counting down his final half-dozen races as a Ferrari driver, is the subject of our latest Caption Competition.

Here he is pictured with race engineer Rob Smedley who has been with Massa throughout the highs and lows of his Ferrari tenure.

Can you think up a funny caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrrow’s round-up.

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202 comments on Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

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  1. theasgard989 (@theasgard989) said on 29th September 2013, 14:47

    RS: “To infinty and beyond!”
    FM: “That won’t work, they already chose Ricciardo”

  2. Sean Doyle (@spdoyle17) said on 29th September 2013, 14:56

    RS: Yes, Felipe can into pole. Keep P1 warm for Fernando.

  3. Jack (@jackisthestig) said on 29th September 2013, 14:58

    “If we ever get married I want Night Fever as our first dance!”

  4. Hotbottoms (@hotbottoms) said on 29th September 2013, 15:13

    Felipe knew his contract negotiations weren’t going well – Domenicali used his life-size Rob Smedley hand puppet only when he had to deliver bad news to someone.

  5. “Bernie wants to take a crack at Hollywood. I’m going to audition for his remake of Saturday Night Fever.”

  6. PhilEReid (@philereid) said on 29th September 2013, 15:36

    Felipe Massa freezes up after the news from the worried Rob Smedley that Justin Bieber is just outside the garage.

  7. BJ (@beejis60) said on 29th September 2013, 15:38

    “Hey look! What’s that over there?”

    *slaps MAS

    “your career leaving the garage”

  8. schooner (@schooner) said on 29th September 2013, 15:40

    “Your big leather chair? It’s over there in the upholstery shop … Kimi’s having a fitting.”

  9. RS: “Come on Felipe, you need to get in the car! The race starts in five minutes!”
    FM: “No, I stay here!”
    RS: “OK then…sigh sorry Felipe, I didn’t mean to call you a baby four years ago!”

  10. anonymouscoward (@anonymouscoward) said on 29th September 2013, 15:50

    Now get down that lotus garage and beg for that seat. Oh and tell them we come as a package.

  11. RS: Look, I have it straight from the horse’s mouth: Webber’s car is going to run out of fuel on the last lap of the race. Now by my reckoning he’ll be third at that point, so if you can be 4th … the podium’s yours.
    FM: Yeah right, run’s out of fuel. Baloney. Never happen. You think Red Bull are stupid or something?

  12. Chad (@chaddy) said on 29th September 2013, 16:10

    “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.”

  13. There’s an opening to drive our lorry, so I heard. In that way you will still be a member of the Ferrari family. And honestly, that’s about how fast you can drive, isn’t it?

  14. Erick Valdrez said on 29th September 2013, 16:14

    “Lucca said you would have to look me in the eye to decide what to do, come on, look me in the eye or get out!”

  15. Rob:

    Hit the road man, don’t you come back no more!

  16. Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid) said on 29th September 2013, 16:23

    I’m getting the car in the divorce

  17. Salcrich said on 29th September 2013, 16:46

    RS What are you man or mouse – just go and ask Luca di M if we get to keep these uniforms!

  18. bull mello (@bullmello) said on 29th September 2013, 17:03

    If you don’t eat any meat, you can’t have any pudding!

  19. David not Coulthard (@) said on 29th September 2013, 17:04

    Get out there, do what Piquet Jr did in 2008, and you’ll get your seat back.

  20. Did you see that new female reporter? Damn!

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