Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

Caption competition

Rob Smedley, Felipe Massa, Ferrari, 2012

Felipe Massa, who is counting down his final half-dozen races as a Ferrari driver, is the subject of our latest Caption Competition.

Here he is pictured with race engineer Rob Smedley who has been with Massa throughout the highs and lows of his Ferrari tenure.

Can you think up a funny caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrrow’s round-up.

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202 comments on Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

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  1. RS: Look, I have it straight from the horse’s mouth: Webber’s car is going to run out of fuel on the last lap of the race. Now by my reckoning he’ll be third at that point, so if you can be 4th … the podium’s yours.
    FM: Yeah right, run’s out of fuel. Baloney. Never happen. You think Red Bull are stupid or something?

  2. Chad (@chaddy) said on 29th September 2013, 16:10

    “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.”

  3. There’s an opening to drive our lorry, so I heard. In that way you will still be a member of the Ferrari family. And honestly, that’s about how fast you can drive, isn’t it?

  4. Erick Valdrez said on 29th September 2013, 16:14

    “Lucca said you would have to look me in the eye to decide what to do, come on, look me in the eye or get out!”

  5. Rob:

    Hit the road man, don’t you come back no more!

  6. Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid) said on 29th September 2013, 16:23

    I’m getting the car in the divorce

  7. Salcrich said on 29th September 2013, 16:46

    RS What are you man or mouse – just go and ask Luca di M if we get to keep these uniforms!

  8. bull mello (@bullmello) said on 29th September 2013, 17:03

    If you don’t eat any meat, you can’t have any pudding!

  9. David not Coulthard (@) said on 29th September 2013, 17:04

    Get out there, do what Piquet Jr did in 2008, and you’ll get your seat back.

  10. Did you see that new female reporter? Damn!

  11. GR (@rooney) said on 29th September 2013, 17:18

    Felipe was starting to get bored of Rob’s dancing lessons.

  12. “I heard from the next garage that red bull gives you wings!! Flap your arms like this!!”

  13. David not Coulthard (@) said on 29th September 2013, 17:27

    Hey, Vettel’s running a one-off livery – and he crashed.

  14. Words of enouragement from Rob to Felipe –

    Rob – “Show them what you’re made of Felipe! Now get out there and finish in positions P6 to P10!”

  15. Now remember, you go down the road, turn left, and the job centre is on your right.

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