Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

Caption competition

Rob Smedley, Felipe Massa, Ferrari, 2012

Felipe Massa, who is counting down his final half-dozen races as a Ferrari driver, is the subject of our latest Caption Competition.

Here he is pictured with race engineer Rob Smedley who has been with Massa throughout the highs and lows of his Ferrari tenure.

Can you think up a funny caption for this picture?

Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrrow’s round-up.

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202 comments on Caption Competition 36: Massa and Smedley

  1. t3rribl3on3 (@t3rribl3on3) said on 30th September 2013, 12:58

    “Don’t forget to pack the white visors on your way out”

  2. AdamRHolt (@adamrholt) said on 30th September 2013, 13:16

    No,no no, Massa. It’s night fever, night fever!

  3. Chris (@mccosmic) said on 30th September 2013, 13:59

    Smedley loses it & breaks into a full song & dance routine of ‘Stayin alive’ –
    “Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
    You’re stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin,
    And were stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.
    Life goin nowhere.somebody help me.
    Somebody help me, yeah.
    Life goin nowhere.somebody help me, yeah.
    I’m stayin alive.”

    Massa, not for the first time is unable to respond!

  4. James (@jamesjames123abc) said on 30th September 2013, 14:02

    Smedley: “You go on the pitwall, I’ll get into the car.”

  5. Lowell Reed said on 30th September 2013, 14:28

    If you go down here, you can catch Bus #36 which will take you to the train station. Ferrari will only pay for a 3rd class seat from Milan to Singapore. Don’t worry, its only a 9 day trip.

  6. Neven13 said on 30th September 2013, 14:33

    “The door is that way”

  7. hunocsi (@hunocsi) said on 30th September 2013, 15:15

    Yep, I know I’m late, but I wasn’t home…

    “Rob does the Charleston so badly it’s embarrassing!”

  8. “If you don’t point where you wanna go, you will go where you point, by the way the Lotus garage is over there…”

  9. Georgec986 said on 30th September 2013, 17:26

    Now listen Felipe
    My jacket goes on that hook, my shoes right below it. Make the coffee hot, one sugar with a splash of milk.
    And stop playing all that samba music, I’ve been faking my love of it for a long time.

  10. ROB: “Go and leave me alone, I’ll try to have the opportunity to work with a real pilot”
    FEL: “Yes I know, let me be just a little longer to savor how good it is to be a top team”

  11. You SAID you still wanted to drive for us…the Chinese take out is three blocks that way

  12. Daniel Escreet said on 30th September 2013, 19:09

    This teapot dance is faster than you, i repeat this teapot dance is faster than you….

  13. Late entry I know, but:

    “The good news is, I’ve found you a seat for next year. The bad news is, its in that grandstand.”

  14. “Why did you leave that in the toilet?”

  15. I know, Felipe…but sometimes I feel like I’m just a puppet around here too!

  16. Bed NOW!

  17. mkw11 (@mkw11) said on 1st October 2013, 0:25

    Smedley: This is Kimi’s seat now. Go and sit with the bench warmers.

  18. schrotacular (@schrotacular) said on 1st October 2013, 2:22

    Smedley: All right. While we’re still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
    Massa: Hit the pace car?
    Smedley: Hit the pace car.
    Massa: What for?
    Smedley: Because you’ve hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.


  19. “That’s the way to Sauber, see you there shortly”

  20. mystaaRS said on 1st October 2013, 20:23

    “Fernando, over there, is faster than you”

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