Felipe Massa, who is counting down his final half-dozen races as a Ferrari driver, is the subject of our latest Caption Competition.
Here he is pictured with race engineer Rob Smedley who has been with Massa throughout the highs and lows of his Ferrari tenure.
Can you think up a funny caption for this picture?
Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will be chosen for tomorrrow’s round-up.
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Image © Ferrari/Ercole Colombo
Retired (@jeff1s)
29th September 2013, 11:09
Fired
fukushuusha (@fukushuusha)
29th September 2013, 11:12
“Get back there and eat that broccoli!”
Patrick (@paeschli)
29th September 2013, 21:28
Great One :)
Harry Westwood (@sirspuddington)
29th September 2013, 11:12
“Felipe, put the steering wheel back, Kimi will need it”
“Tell him to get his own wheel”
bsnaylor (@bsnaylor)
29th September 2013, 11:13
“Make sure you try this move when you’re asked to do Strictly Come Dancing”
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
29th September 2013, 13:58
lol
MNM101 (@mnm101)
29th September 2013, 11:14
do a little dance
make a litlle love
get down tonight ohhh
get down tonight
PhilEReid (@philereid)
29th September 2013, 11:15
‘… And I think you’ll find that proves my dancing skills are better than your racing skills.’
Kate Coady
29th September 2013, 11:15
It’s over baby, forza Felipe
JackySteeg (@jackysteeg)
29th September 2013, 11:15
“Awkward question… would you mind running to the shops for some Magnums and vodka?”
CAB
29th September 2013, 11:40
That’s the winner for me!!!
Txizzle (@txizzle)
29th September 2013, 13:10
nice one :P
Cyclops_PL (@cyclops_pl)
29th September 2013, 20:38
Instant winner :)
Wesley (@)
29th September 2013, 22:47
This one…yes!
vincent
30th September 2013, 12:03
win! :)
Alasdair Scott (@f1mad)
30th September 2013, 19:25
+9000
John H (@john-h)
29th September 2013, 11:15
“Hold Fernando as much as we can. Destroy his race… come on, boy!”
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
29th September 2013, 11:15
Felipe: “I thought we were going to be together forever” Rob: “Felipe baby stay cool, go out there and find another team” Felipe: “But Lotus don’t want a pay driver” Rob: “Well I might be leaving Ferrari too – all we know is you’re fired… for sure!”
Anakincarlos
29th September 2013, 11:16
Felipe baby your out!!
the_sigman (@sigman1998)
29th September 2013, 11:16
RS: ”Get out of here. Now.”
FM: ”No. I want to stay here.”
andae23 (@andae23)
29th September 2013, 11:17
“Go get ’em boy!”
f1madfrancis
29th September 2013, 11:17
“Felipe go to the naughty step.”
“NO”
Red Andy (@red-andy)
29th September 2013, 11:18
“You must be this tall to drive the Ferrari. Sorry, Felipe.”
PhilEReid (@philereid)
29th September 2013, 11:19
Smedley: “You have no idea how funny this looks in the shiny wall’s reflection”
Nick (@npf1)
29th September 2013, 11:25
Rob: ‘If you don’t like your strategy, you can GIT OUUUUT!’
Oople
29th September 2013, 11:26
Smedley: “And with great regret… Felipe, you’re fired.”
Massa: “No. You can’t make me!”
Phil C
29th September 2013, 11:30
Smedley: Now you stop moping, and march right down to Lotus to beg them for a seat…
Cosmas (@cosmas)
29th September 2013, 11:32
rob : Felipe baby… do you see the green light over the door with the word exit written on it?
Well……… its light up!!
raddie (@raddie)
29th September 2013, 11:33
“OK, so, Kimi is colder than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?”
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
29th September 2013, 12:52
hahaha not bad! :)
Troy Longstaff (@troylongstaff)
29th September 2013, 11:33
“Do you want to be driving that Sauber over there next year? Then hurry up and get back on the podium!”
Carl_a
29th September 2013, 11:34
“Kimi is faster than you”
Bendanarama (@bendana)
29th September 2013, 11:34
“…And THEN you crash into the wall so Fernando can win.”
Julian (@julianwins)
29th September 2013, 15:07
Haha, that is exactly what I was thinking.
Nice one!
Gaz
29th September 2013, 11:37
“The door’s over there, don’t let it hit you on the **** on your way out.”
hey (@hey)
29th September 2013, 11:38
There’s a guy out back who says he’s got a go-kart with a Ferrari badge on it. We should get it and make sure that you’ve got something to drive next season.
COrrado (@)
1st October 2013, 14:47
+1 ! Instant winner !
f199player (@f199player)
29th September 2013, 11:40
“Now I want you to go out there and destroy Fernando’s race”
Cosmas (@cosmas)
29th September 2013, 11:43
rob : Felipe baby , look at that screen……its Keiths article about the crashgate !!!
How didn’t we think that earlier…. Maybe its not too late to try a “Piquet” in Korea!!!!
Paul Allen
29th September 2013, 11:43
Smedley “Felipe you know where the door is. Make sure you shut the door behind you when you leave”
bezza695 (@bezza695)
29th September 2013, 11:45
That way to the employment line Felipe baby
fangio85 (@fangio85)
29th September 2013, 11:48
Massa: I appreciate your effort trying to cheer me up rob, its just… I’m not really into disco…
GeeMac (@geemac)
29th September 2013, 11:48
“Rubens is waiting out there to give you the briefing on what to do with your career after having been Ferrari’s whipping boy.”
pb969
29th September 2013, 13:42
This gets my vote
Yappy
29th September 2013, 11:51
“I’m a teapot”
Alfie (@alfie)
29th September 2013, 14:53
dammit that was my one
JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1)
29th September 2013, 11:54
I know you want to find a seat for next season, but this one’s mine.
Modesteee
29th September 2013, 11:54
“Just walk down the pitlane and then it’s the second garage on your right..”
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31)
29th September 2013, 11:54
Rob: “You see Grosjean in Lotus garage? He is also faster than you.”
Cosmas (@cosmas)
29th September 2013, 11:56
rob: LOOK AT ME boy when i’m talking to you!!!
The door is over there….
[Domenicali behind Rob]
Dom: Don’t be so soft with him Rob…….
Chris (@tophercheese21)
29th September 2013, 12:00
“Felipe! Where the hell did you find a seat?”
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
29th September 2013, 12:55
:) héhé
AndrewT (@andrewt)
29th September 2013, 12:10
Smedley: Guess who’s got a new engineer in the neighbourhood!
CarnivorousPope (@)
29th September 2013, 12:11
Rob: “Felipe Baby, Fernando, is, more, tired, than ,you. Can you confirm you understood the message?”
melkurion (@melkurion)
29th September 2013, 12:12
Follow me to Williams, the graveyard of Brazillian F1 careers…
AndrewT (@andrewt)
29th September 2013, 12:13
a bit bizarre and morbid, but so true!
Chris (@tophercheese21)
29th September 2013, 13:24
Love it
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
29th September 2013, 13:53
+1 love it.
Pete (@repete86)
30th September 2013, 13:55
Ouch, that’s dark.
Cosmas (@cosmas)
29th September 2013, 12:16
[After Domenicali instructed Rob to tell Massa indιrectly about him getting fired , he sits behind and listen]
Rob: Felipe baby, you see this guy on the screen eating icecream?
Well…… you sitting on his seat…now :(
Ron Mon (@henslayer)
29th September 2013, 12:18
Go fetch us a new job and be quick about it. That’s a good boy.
Massonen
29th September 2013, 12:23
smedley: “get our there and show them what you can do!”
Massonen
29th September 2013, 12:23
out*
N
29th September 2013, 12:40
“Now march over there and tell him you don’t do what you’re told!….”
Makana (@makana)
29th September 2013, 12:41
Rob: (shouting) “NOW GO OUT THERE AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN… to keep Fernando in front of you”.
Antonio (@frosty-jacks-racing-team)
29th September 2013, 12:41
One does not simply walk into the Marussia Garage
Dejan Milosavljevic (@kimster381)
29th September 2013, 22:15
lol …
Breno (@austus)
29th September 2013, 12:41
If I hear “I dont help Ferrari” one more time, you’re staying home next time, mister.
karter22 (@karter22)
29th September 2013, 12:43
Keep cool Felipe baby, you still have a job for a few months…
Antonio (@frosty-jacks-racing-team)
29th September 2013, 12:43
“This is how I play Snooker”
D (@f190)
29th September 2013, 12:43
I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my driver on his way out !
benno
29th September 2013, 12:46
Massa baby, it’s time for ice-cream
LosD (@losd)
29th September 2013, 12:47
Rob: You’ll need to carry more speed through the chicane.
Massa: Why? Will they fire me if I don’t?
dragoll (@dragoll)
29th September 2013, 12:47
“I don’t want to hear about your whining! Now go out there! Lead that race! And let Alonso past!”
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
29th September 2013, 12:49
Smedley: “Go on now, go, walk out the door, just turn around now
‘Cause you’re not welcome anymore”
Cosmas (@cosmas)
29th September 2013, 13:33
Massa continues (referring to Raikkonen):
“And so you’re back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me”
JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1)
29th September 2013, 13:57
Weren’t you the one, who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to race, I know I’ll get a drive
I’ve got all my life to live, I’ve got all my money to give
I’ll get a drive, I’ll get a drive, hey, hey
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
29th September 2013, 21:00
I love you guys @cosmas @jamiefranklinf1 :D
Cosmas (@cosmas)
30th September 2013, 7:52
That was really good :) @vettel1 @@jamiefranklinf1
Its definitely the soundtrack of Massas departure..
I’ll get a drive, I’ll get a drive, hey, hey ooooOOOOOoooooOOOO
ARH
29th September 2013, 12:51
Felipe, the car is over there
Dinesh
29th September 2013, 12:52
Smedley: “You see that – its a playstation 3. Probably your only chance of ever beating Alonso and Kimi”
Rick Lopez (@viscountviktor)
29th September 2013, 13:02
And please dont crash the car…
Jon E
29th September 2013, 13:02
FM: We could get an RV and go and cook Meth
Shreyas Mohanty (@)
29th September 2013, 13:05
“Come on Felipe, don’t keep crashing, these Ferraris don’t come cheap!”
Scalextric (@scalextric)
29th September 2013, 13:11
If you just take a finger and push the button like this, the back wing opens and you go faster. Felipe baby.
Mitch (@mwyndo7)
29th September 2013, 13:12
“Hold my hand Felipe, we shall leave together”
Mitch (@mwyndo7)
29th September 2013, 13:18
“Take my hand Felipe, I will show you the way”
Wessel (@wessel-v1)
29th September 2013, 13:21
‘Do you want me to get you that big dinosaur over there then?’
“No!”
‘Or maybe that cool skateboard?’
“Noooo I want my Ferrari!”
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
29th September 2013, 13:22
… and there is the friend of that guy whose uncle works as taxi driver… That’s it for now…
AlokIn (@)
29th September 2013, 13:28
Mate there is life after Ferrari. Lets begin all over again.
sbewers (@sbewers)
29th September 2013, 13:31
Felipe: “Why hasn’t Kimi showed up for the seat swap?”
Rob: “Oh, he’s just having a ****!”
Hamilfan (@hamilfan)
29th September 2013, 13:32
Go talk to them boy !! Show them what you got !
No time to sulk or you’ll be beaten by the hulk .
LocustGP
29th September 2013, 13:32
Kimi.is.faster.than.you…sorry, sunshine…
PMccarthy_is_a_legend (@pmccarthy_is_a_legend)
29th September 2013, 13:42
¯¯ Baby, baby, baby oohhhh ¯¯
robk23 (@robk23)
29th September 2013, 13:48
Rob is disappointed to find out Felipe isn’t a fan of The Bangles.
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
29th September 2013, 13:56
…then Luca burst through the door, gun in hand….
Mads (@mads)
29th September 2013, 14:01
“No Rob. Putting Cars 2 on the telly is not going to cheer me up either.”
Bob (@bobthevulcan)
29th September 2013, 14:05
Massa: “Where’s my contract?”
Smedley: “That way…”
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
29th September 2013, 14:18
haha! xD
Hamish
29th September 2013, 14:13
So aim for turn 17. There’s no cranes or access roads there so it should bring out the safety car.
Good lad.
Hamish
29th September 2013, 14:31
Makes sense why he came out the next day after Singapore saying his contract would not be renewed!
celeste (@celeste)
30th September 2013, 0:10
Ooooooooooouchhhhhhhh
Joe (@)
29th September 2013, 14:33
Look! You’ve got 99 problems, and that lap time is definitely one.
Donald Edwards
29th September 2013, 14:35
Smedley is saying, “Shut up, I know what I’m doing.”
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
29th September 2013, 14:36
“A mostly empty Ferrari garage shows their true feelings about Felipe”
Serban7 (@serr7)
29th September 2013, 14:41
RS: I’m sorry, you have to leave now.
FM: But…
RS: It’s actually Rai.
Jimi (@hendrix666)
29th September 2013, 14:43
I don’t care what Luca and Stefano say, grow some balls and tell them to sod off!
theasgard989 (@theasgard989)
29th September 2013, 14:47
RS: “To infinty and beyond!”
FM: “That won’t work, they already chose Ricciardo”
theasgard989 (@theasgard989)
29th September 2013, 14:51
Infinity*
Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
30th September 2013, 9:10
that’s quite clever actually ;)
Grosjean's smile (@testacorsa)
1st October 2013, 10:35
lol – good one!
Sean Doyle (@spdoyle17)
29th September 2013, 14:56
RS: Yes, Felipe can into pole. Keep P1 warm for Fernando.
Jack (@jackisthestig)
29th September 2013, 14:58
“If we ever get married I want Night Fever as our first dance!”
Hotbottoms (@hotbottoms)
29th September 2013, 15:13
Felipe knew his contract negotiations weren’t going well – Domenicali used his life-size Rob Smedley hand puppet only when he had to deliver bad news to someone.
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
29th September 2013, 15:26
:-)
phmer3 (@phmer3)
29th September 2013, 17:02
Nice
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
29th September 2013, 22:18
:)
For Sure (@forsure)
29th September 2013, 15:22
“Bernie wants to take a crack at Hollywood. I’m going to audition for his remake of Saturday Night Fever.”
PhilEReid (@philereid)
29th September 2013, 15:36
Felipe Massa freezes up after the news from the worried Rob Smedley that Justin Bieber is just outside the garage.
BJ (@beejis60)
29th September 2013, 15:38
“Hey look! What’s that over there?”
*slaps MAS
“your career leaving the garage”
schooner (@schooner)
29th September 2013, 15:40
“Your big leather chair? It’s over there in the upholstery shop … Kimi’s having a fitting.”
Fixy (@)
29th September 2013, 15:43
RS: “Come on Felipe, you need to get in the car! The race starts in five minutes!”
FM: “No, I stay here!”
RS: “OK then…sigh sorry Felipe, I didn’t mean to call you a baby four years ago!”
anonymouscoward (@anonymouscoward)
29th September 2013, 15:50
Now get down that lotus garage and beg for that seat. Oh and tell them we come as a package.
Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
29th September 2013, 16:01
RS: Look, I have it straight from the horse’s mouth: Webber’s car is going to run out of fuel on the last lap of the race. Now by my reckoning he’ll be third at that point, so if you can be 4th … the podium’s yours.
FM: Yeah right, run’s out of fuel. Baloney. Never happen. You think Red Bull are stupid or something?
Chad (@chaddy)
29th September 2013, 16:10
“You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.”
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
29th September 2013, 22:20
hehehe :)
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
29th September 2013, 16:11
There’s an opening to drive our lorry, so I heard. In that way you will still be a member of the Ferrari family. And honestly, that’s about how fast you can drive, isn’t it?
Erick Valdrez
29th September 2013, 16:14
“Lucca said you would have to look me in the eye to decide what to do, come on, look me in the eye or get out!”
JCost (@jcost)
29th September 2013, 16:21
Rob:
Hit the road man, don’t you come back no more!
Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid)
29th September 2013, 16:23
I’m getting the car in the divorce
Salcrich
29th September 2013, 16:46
RS What are you man or mouse – just go and ask Luca di M if we get to keep these uniforms!
bull mello (@bullmello)
29th September 2013, 17:03
If you don’t eat any meat, you can’t have any pudding!
David not Coulthard (@)
29th September 2013, 17:04
Get out there, do what Piquet Jr did in 2008, and you’ll get your seat back.
Irejag (@irejag)
29th September 2013, 17:13
Did you see that new female reporter? Damn!
GR (@rooney)
29th September 2013, 17:18
Felipe was starting to get bored of Rob’s dancing lessons.
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
29th September 2013, 22:21
:)
Rob
29th September 2013, 17:22
“I heard from the next garage that red bull gives you wings!! Flap your arms like this!!”
David not Coulthard (@)
29th September 2013, 17:27
Hey, Vettel’s running a one-off livery – and he crashed.
Todfod (@todfod)
29th September 2013, 18:17
Words of enouragement from Rob to Felipe –
Rob – “Show them what you’re made of Felipe! Now get out there and finish in positions P6 to P10!”
Hairs (@hairs)
29th September 2013, 18:32
Now remember, you go down the road, turn left, and the job centre is on your right.
zicasso (@zicasso)
29th September 2013, 18:47
It looks dark but you will be ok out there.
magon4 (@magon4)
29th September 2013, 18:47
“You just go out there and I’ll tell you how to drive that thing!”
Cornflakes (@cornflakes)
29th September 2013, 19:04
‘I’ve had it up to here with you, Felipe. Now sit there and be quiet.’
verstappen (@verstappen)
29th September 2013, 19:11
A horse’s head!
In my bed!
I’m gone.
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
29th September 2013, 22:23
not bad :)
caci99 (@)
29th September 2013, 19:14
Felipe baby, that’s the door. I’ll keep an eye on you on your way out
Goriot
29th September 2013, 19:43
Hey, did you notice that “MAruSSiA” looks like “MASSA” ? Your fate is linked to them now…
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
29th September 2013, 22:24
nice one! :):):) should even just be
Antonio (@frosty-jacks-racing-team)
29th September 2013, 19:44
Why can’t you be more like Usain Bolt?
James (@jamesf1)
29th September 2013, 20:07
“Nobody puts Felipe-baby in the corner…!”
Nick (@nick-uk)
29th September 2013, 20:19
Rob: See all those needlessly mocking and sarky comments from armchair expert fans at home? Ignore them and just stay true to yourself and have fun in your last few races at Ferrari. Why not consider a different series of racing next year?
Adam1 (@adam1)
29th September 2013, 20:22
“Felipe, Lotus is over there. Can you confirm you’ve understood the message”
Chris Matthews (@kristorf)
29th September 2013, 20:46
‘Renaults that way….’
Broom (@)
29th September 2013, 20:51
“Oh and now GO! Walk out the door! Just turn around now,
‘Cause you’re not welcome anymore!”
BenH (@benh)
29th September 2013, 20:53
Theres the door Felipe. Don’t let it hit your **** on the way out. And try not to trip up on the empty bottles of vodka.
Steve
29th September 2013, 21:18
Patience, patience Felipe… The pigeon will come back
icemangrins (@icemangrins)
29th September 2013, 21:20
I promise you, there are no loose springs on the track…. now, please go and sit in the car
Cristian (@theseeker)
29th September 2013, 21:36
“Have you seen Kimi’s comeback? That’s why he’s got the drive for 2014 and not you!”
Daran
29th September 2013, 21:38
“Felipe, baby, go get your own damn white visor”
verstappen (@verstappen)
29th September 2013, 22:19
Do ist der Bahnhof!
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
29th September 2013, 22:20
“No, I don’t think it’s weird that you have a third nipple. If you want weird, look at how long my arms are.”
James (@jimmyd13)
29th September 2013, 22:26
Rob: “There comes a point in everyone’s life where you need to leave home and fight for yourself. This is that time.”
Force Maikel (@force-maikel)
29th September 2013, 23:15
RS: Seriously Felipe, they put it on the Lotus website today. ‘We are hiring now! We need drivers, engineers, and designers for our team with an identity crisis!’
FM: Boullier said he isn’t looking for pay drivers Rob so why on earth should I even ask?
RB: Felipe baby stay cool, Bernie is bringing you the money, you’re in a good positon.
Simon (@s162000)
30th September 2013, 0:18
“you remembe
MarkM (@mpmark)
30th September 2013, 1:00
“fernando ‘s on the can and ran outta toilet paper can you go ask lotus if they can spare any?
Johnny Higgs
30th September 2013, 2:01
You’ll need to speak to them Felipe , there’s nothing i can do , Im just a puppet on a string around here !!!
Guillermo Deutsch
30th September 2013, 2:41
You must be this tall to get on the ride, so get the …
DominikWilde (@dominikwilde)
30th September 2013, 2:49
‘Ey, no matter where you end up, he’s still the boss. Okay?
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
30th September 2013, 4:18
“Out! Bad dog.”
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
30th September 2013, 4:21
Bad boy is less offensive. Alonso doesn’t want you no more.
Ivan (@wpinrui)
30th September 2013, 4:21
“Your helmet? I think you’ll find it that way.”
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
30th September 2013, 4:36
Rob Smedly takes his Disco Stu impression a little too far!
mina (@nusha200)
30th September 2013, 7:36
Lower your lap times. Good boy!
Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
30th September 2013, 8:49
Smedely: “Here’s my handle and here’s my sp…. what’s wrong Felipe? You love my teapot routine.”
HoQ
30th September 2013, 9:26
RS: “…and get these stickers of Tamara from the car before Kimi comes in. With Lotus salary, he can’t afford her anyway…”
just.daz (@nemo87)
30th September 2013, 10:30
AH AH AH AH STAYIN’ ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE
..c’mom Phillip. Join in!
Ian (@ian-f1)
30th September 2013, 11:56
Get back there and get your jab back!
Gerry
30th September 2013, 12:11
Massa: ‘Equality my foot!! I only get a stool to sit on while fancy boy Alonso gets a fancy custom built chair’
Smedley: ‘If you don’t like boyo, that way is the door!”
t3rribl3on3 (@t3rribl3on3)
30th September 2013, 12:58
“Don’t forget to pack the white visors on your way out”
AdamRHolt (@adamrholt)
30th September 2013, 13:16
No,no no, Massa. It’s night fever, night fever!
McF1 (@mccosmic)
30th September 2013, 13:59
Smedley loses it & breaks into a full song & dance routine of ‘Stayin alive’ –
“Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
You’re stayin alive, stayin alive.
Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin,
And were stayin alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.
Life goin nowhere.somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin nowhere.somebody help me, yeah.
I’m stayin alive.”
Massa, not for the first time is unable to respond!
James (@jamesjames123abc)
30th September 2013, 14:02
Smedley: “You go on the pitwall, I’ll get into the car.”
Lowell Reed
30th September 2013, 14:28
If you go down here, you can catch Bus #36 which will take you to the train station. Ferrari will only pay for a 3rd class seat from Milan to Singapore. Don’t worry, its only a 9 day trip.
Neven13
30th September 2013, 14:33
“The door is that way”
hunocsi (@hunocsi)
30th September 2013, 15:15
Yep, I know I’m late, but I wasn’t home…
“Rob does the Charleston so badly it’s embarrassing!”
Kim Philby (@philby)
30th September 2013, 17:11
“If you don’t point where you wanna go, you will go where you point, by the way the Lotus garage is over there…”
Georgec986
30th September 2013, 17:26
Now listen Felipe
My jacket goes on that hook, my shoes right below it. Make the coffee hot, one sugar with a splash of milk.
And stop playing all that samba music, I’ve been faking my love of it for a long time.
Rui Trindade (@trindade)
30th September 2013, 17:43
ROB: “Go and leave me alone, I’ll try to have the opportunity to work with a real pilot”
FEL: “Yes I know, let me be just a little longer to savor how good it is to be a top team”
bob
30th September 2013, 18:59
You SAID you still wanted to drive for us…the Chinese take out is three blocks that way
Daniel Escreet
30th September 2013, 19:09
This teapot dance is faster than you, i repeat this teapot dance is faster than you….
Bendanarama (@bendana)
30th September 2013, 19:51
Late entry I know, but:
“The good news is, I’ve found you a seat for next year. The bad news is, its in that grandstand.”
John Graham (@johnnyg)
30th September 2013, 19:52
“Why did you leave that in the toilet?”
Robbie (@robbie)
30th September 2013, 21:05
I know, Felipe…but sometimes I feel like I’m just a puppet around here too!
Robbie (@robbie)
30th September 2013, 21:06
oops…too late…forgot to check the round-up
woogle
30th September 2013, 22:35
Bed NOW!
mkw11 (@mkw11)
1st October 2013, 0:25
Smedley: This is Kimi’s seat now. Go and sit with the bench warmers.
schrotacular (@schrotacular)
1st October 2013, 2:22
Smedley: All right. While we’re still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
Massa: Hit the pace car?
Smedley: Hit the pace car.
Massa: What for?
Smedley: Because you’ve hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.
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David Clifford (@dscf1)
1st October 2013, 8:49
“That’s the way to Sauber, see you there shortly”
mystaaRS
1st October 2013, 20:23
“Fernando, over there, is faster than you”
Trayambak Chakravarty (@major-dev)
3rd October 2013, 12:53
“We’re gonna go from here….to there!”
“To infinity and beyond!!!!!!”
Ellis owen
20th October 2013, 13:25
Make way for Kimi!
Bobbi F (@bobbif)
1st December 2013, 23:12
“Now go and put those toys back in your pram”