The last of our three Mark Webber Caption Competition specials brings us up to his last race weekend at Interlagos.
Webber has always been one of the most quotable drivers and in his final appearance at an FIA press conference it seemed he might be the only driver to quote as he arrived well before the others.
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Andres Menacho Avila (@f1natic)
30th November 2013, 15:38
“And I thought I was the one leaving”
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
30th November 2013, 15:39
I thought the car might break down so,I just decided to come nice and early
Noah (@lotus22)
30th November 2013, 15:41
“Hey look Seb, I stole your seat.”
HS
30th November 2013, 15:42
Quick, ask me anything before Seb comes!
Baldry00 (@baldry00)
30th November 2013, 15:43
“Press conference” worked better than “Press KERS”…. ive left everyone in my dust
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
30th November 2013, 18:38
not bad :)
ForzaAlanRabbit (@jojobudgie)
15th February 2014, 21:57
Love it, really made me laugh :)
bull mello (@bullmello)
30th November 2013, 15:43
Let me see if I got it right, mate. Once I push this button up here I’m automatically whisked away from Formula 1?
Baldry00 (@baldry00)
30th November 2013, 15:44
“We will take questions from the media now”
“So Mark, why cant you make it to the first corner this quickly?”
KeeleyObsessed (@keeleyobsessed)
30th November 2013, 15:46
Mark: “So.. Bahrain?”
PhilEReid (@philereid)
30th November 2013, 15:48
Mark Webber gets his first win of the season, turning up 1st to the press conference.
Jeanrien (@jeanrien)
30th November 2013, 15:48
Oops I forgot to remove the latex me again (Cf Gaston Lagaff for those who know)
AndrewT (@andrewt)
30th November 2013, 15:55
How do you mean “Multi-strategy”?
graham228221 (@graham228221)
30th November 2013, 15:58
The Official FIA FORMULA 1™ press conference playset – in stores now for Christmas!
(Note: The Mark Webber™ action figure has been discontinued)
stefano (@alfa145)
30th November 2013, 19:54
ehe
LATG (@lotus-grosjean)
30th November 2013, 15:58
“So how did you prepare for this and your last weekend?”
“I asked the Renault guys to swap engine with Grosjean.”
Noah (@lotus22)
30th November 2013, 16:20
hahaha thats great
Angie Baker
30th November 2013, 15:58
Is this Formula One Racing desk faster then my RB?
Fer no.65 (@fer-no65)
30th November 2013, 16:00
Journalists were confused by the Mark Webber cardboard at the Press Conference last thursday…
d3v0 (@d3v0)
30th November 2013, 17:29
@ fer-no65 HAHAHAA KILLED ME
d3v0 (@d3v0)
30th November 2013, 17:30
@fer-no65
hzh (@hzh00)
30th November 2013, 20:03
awsome… winner…
timingsands
1st December 2013, 0:23
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Gill (@gill)
30th November 2013, 16:01
Hey Mate, Whatever I am gonna say now, please edit that ;)
just.daz (@nemo87)
30th November 2013, 16:04
Red-Bull throw a ‘mark webber team appreciation party’
Pandaslap (@pandaslap)
30th November 2013, 18:55
@nemo87 Brilliant.
stefano (@alfa145)
30th November 2013, 19:55
+1
silencer (@silencer)
30th November 2013, 16:05
Mark : see… even crofty not arrive yet
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
30th November 2013, 16:07
“Not bad for a number two fart”
Valentino (@valentino)
30th November 2013, 16:12
Press:”Mark, what car could bring you back to F1?”
Mark:”DeLorean”
Abuelo Paul (@abuello-paul)
30th November 2013, 16:29
And here’s what you could have won…………..
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
30th November 2013, 16:31
I may not be able to beat Seb on track, but I always beat him to the press conference
Gaz
30th November 2013, 16:34
7 days after the Brazilian Grand Prix has finished, Mark Webber was having trouble letting go of F1.
Pandaslap (@pandaslap)
30th November 2013, 18:56
Nice
Abuelo Paul (@abuello-paul)
30th November 2013, 16:40
I was gonna do my last year at Williams like all the others, but I thought Felipe needed it more…
Bullfrog (@bullfrog)
30th November 2013, 16:45
At the press conference for the 6 most charismatic F1 drivers.
d3v0 (@d3v0)
30th November 2013, 17:34
@bullfrog Epic.
Grosjean's smile (@testacorsa)
30th November 2013, 20:34
+1
Neil (@neilosjames)
1st December 2013, 1:16
A thing of beauty.
Andrea (@)
1st December 2013, 13:44
If this doesn’t win I will
riotbe very upset.iFuel
30th November 2013, 16:55
Caption competition overload
OmarR-Pepper (@)
30th November 2013, 17:07
Isn’t this the Pension Office?
chris (@)
30th November 2013, 17:10
Multi 21 at last!
Hamilfan (@hamilfan)
30th November 2013, 17:28
“Looks Like I’ve got off the line quickly this time before the others . Right’a “
d3v0 (@d3v0)
30th November 2013, 17:33
“Mark, it appears that Sebastian, Fernando, Lewis, Kimi, and Nico have been reported missing…what do you think your chances are for the title?”
“Not bad for a No. 2 driver.”
Jaanus (@)
30th November 2013, 17:37
“I make everyone disappear.”
SaturnVF1 (@doublestuffpenguin)
30th November 2013, 17:46
“No support, as usual.”
Master firelee (@master-firelee)
30th November 2013, 18:05
Surprise F1 Retirement Party: Mark Webber, pictured only a few moments before all 21 other drivers jump out from behind the back board in complete crocodile onesies with cork hats on and each holding 2 cans of alcoholic beverages known as fosters, Marks only comments were “fosters? Good call!”
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
30th November 2013, 18:35
Loooooooooooooool
Mike (@mike)
30th November 2013, 23:56
“fosters? Good call!”
Said no one ever. XD
Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan)
30th November 2013, 18:16
“Mark, the season is over, you can go home, you know…”
LuvinF1 (@luvinf1)
30th November 2013, 18:30
Surely, I can’t be the only one leaving this year …
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
30th November 2013, 18:38
Drivers were relieved to hear that FIA decided to put a picture of Mark in the press room to help them with his painful absence.
Mathers (@mathers)
30th November 2013, 18:48
Bernie had a plan to be cryogenically frozen so he could rule F1 for the next 100 years. Unfortunately the aiming of the scientists was slightly off…
D (@f190)
30th November 2013, 19:09
Not bad for a number 2 press conference.
verstappen (@verstappen)
30th November 2013, 19:15
– stay under there! Someone’s coming… No, no! Please continue! …. Oh now he wants to take a picture. Continue! I just smile…
Tomsk (@tomsk)
30th November 2013, 20:20
Webber takes his usual place in the front row, but as soon as the press conference started, he’d find he had five other drivers in front of him.
ElBasque (@elbasque)
30th November 2013, 20:48
45 minutes after the meeting ended, the remaining journalists started to doubt that Mark is ready to leave F1.
PEW (@pew)
30th November 2013, 20:51
Billy Nomates
Rocky (@rocky)
30th November 2013, 20:55
Not bad fora number two driver hmm make that three and out.
MarkM (@mpmark)
30th November 2013, 21:22
“I know you’re not going to believe me but I couldn’t tell you what happened to the others, no idea mate, now lets go racing already!”
Suvan Naidu (@serv)
30th November 2013, 22:01
“Okay Mark, Seb won’t hand you a win but loooook….you can pretend you won by sitting in the middle…see” – Horner
Robbie
30th November 2013, 22:20
MW: “Rather than explain why I’m leaving, I thought I would just show everyone what front and rear wings Adrian was going to fit me with next year….what would YOU do?”
Robbie
30th November 2013, 22:56
“Just thought I’d show everyone the Porch I’ll be driving next year.”
q85
1st December 2013, 0:28
‘come on it dont smell that bad’
mike-e (@mike-e)
1st December 2013, 0:58
Mark: “..and im going to make the best start possible”
Interviewer: ” the race has finished already and everyone has gone home!”
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
1st December 2013, 1:17
Mate let’s get over with this mate.
j_90
1st December 2013, 1:34
Journo: “what are you doing, Mark?”
Mark: “I’m just waiting for a mate….”
Ivan (@wpinrui)
1st December 2013, 2:19
Mark Webber shows his superiority as the tallest driver in F1.
David Bretz (@cynical)
1st December 2013, 2:22
It’s a miracle that I was the only one whose car didn’t break down. A win is still a win though.
Luis Conde
1st December 2013, 4:35
“Mr webber? we are closing the circuit now..”
Jack (@jackisthestig)
1st December 2013, 7:12
Everyone else ducked under the table when they saw that loose ceiling tile!
Crackers (@crackers)
1st December 2013, 7:20
Seb told me there was going to be a party….
Alexis Ryan (@wench)
1st December 2013, 7:42
Wait, what do you mean the race is about to start… hey, who changed the time on my watch… Sebastian!
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
1st December 2013, 8:23
This is the only time I’ve won a race all year.
shoes
1st December 2013, 8:48
The ‘ speak your heart ‘ suit for f1 drivers debuting next season ;)
Mads (@mads)
1st December 2013, 8:57
While Mark hasn’t been regarded as the fastest driver, the rumour in the paddock is that he is a real speed demon in the race to the press conference.
HK (@me4me)
1st December 2013, 10:18
“Why does it always feel like they only question me? .. oh, wait”
Ashwin Raja
1st December 2013, 11:25
“Seb told me that the retirement party was here…”
mypod (@mypod)
1st December 2013, 12:22
Mark, you know that the rest of drivers are on the track?
Yappy
1st December 2013, 12:57
Clutch goes in and the clutch goes out, clutch goes in and you shake it all about…
Lotus49 (@lotus49)
1st December 2013, 13:06
Stone me Mark! That was a RIPPER!!!
moes
1st December 2013, 13:33
Really looking forward to the sports cars next year. They still use the old style desks with the low sides where the fans will still be able to see proper glass slams.
DDonovan
1st December 2013, 15:44
“Now I can say I was at the frone in 2013!”
DDonovan
1st December 2013, 15:44
*front
Oliww (@oliww)
1st December 2013, 15:54
Im the champion of the conference!
Atomic Wolf (@atomicwolf)
1st December 2013, 16:37
What d’ya mean, we’re not doing a press conference, cobber ?
JackySteeg (@jackysteeg)
1st December 2013, 17:55
“I haven’t showered since Austin”.
Bobbi F (@bobbif)
1st December 2013, 22:59
Smiling through gritted teeth Webber despised his Vettel seat warming duties
Dane. (@dane-1)
2nd December 2013, 1:52
Team RBR standing behind Mark Webber in support of their #2 driver
Christopher Fonseka
2nd December 2013, 2:01
“First!”
Andy
2nd December 2013, 2:09
It is not I who have left F1 – it is F1 that has left me.
Paul
2nd December 2013, 4:32
Just to wrap it up on my slow starts… What do you mean everyone’s left for their strategy meetings?
Sergio B. Perez (@sergio-perez)
2nd December 2013, 4:38
“Mark, no one’s here and the room is not ready. What are you ding here”?
“Warming myself up for the upcoming Lemans Media interest/frenzy”
Jon
2nd December 2013, 6:48
Bad start – again?
Kenny Ryekonen
2nd December 2013, 11:19
‘Finally, Season’s over… now who wants the real interview?’
Tifoso1989 (@tifoso1989)
2nd December 2013, 12:21
Where are the rest of the guys Mark ? Multi 21….
crazy.mechanic (@akshay)
2nd December 2013, 15:52
I love the photoshop!
MelloJ
4th December 2013, 12:36
“My trainer recommends I get to press conferences first. He says it boosts me mentally regarding my first corner woes”
Jim
7th December 2013, 22:27
Marko told me this is how the 2014 car is going to look and that’s why I’m leaving.