Caption Competition 39: Mark Webber special

Caption Competition

Mark Webber, Red Bull, Interlagos, 2013

The last of our three Mark Webber Caption Competition specials brings us up to his last race weekend at Interlagos.

Webber has always been one of the most quotable drivers and in his final appearance at an FIA press conference it seemed he might be the only driver to quote as he arrived well before the others.

Post your funniest suggestion for a caption below and a pick of the best will appear in a future round-up.

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100 comments on Caption Competition 39: Mark Webber special

  1. Robbie said on 30th November 2013, 22:20

    MW: “Rather than explain why I’m leaving, I thought I would just show everyone what front and rear wings Adrian was going to fit me with next year….what would YOU do?”

  2. Robbie said on 30th November 2013, 22:56

    “Just thought I’d show everyone the Porch I’ll be driving next year.”

  3. ‘come on it dont smell that bad’

  4. mike-e (@mike-e) said on 1st December 2013, 0:58

    Mark: “..and im going to make the best start possible”
    Interviewer: ” the race has finished already and everyone has gone home!”

  5. Mate let’s get over with this mate.

  6. Journo: “what are you doing, Mark?”

    Mark: “I’m just waiting for a mate….”

  7. Ivan (@wpinrui) said on 1st December 2013, 2:19

    Mark Webber shows his superiority as the tallest driver in F1.

  8. It’s a miracle that I was the only one whose car didn’t break down. A win is still a win though.

  9. Luis Conde said on 1st December 2013, 4:35

    “Mr webber? we are closing the circuit now..”

  10. Jack (@jackisthestig) said on 1st December 2013, 7:12

    Everyone else ducked under the table when they saw that loose ceiling tile!

  11. Crackers (@crackers) said on 1st December 2013, 7:20

    Seb told me there was going to be a party….

  12. Wait, what do you mean the race is about to start… hey, who changed the time on my watch… Sebastian!

  13. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 1st December 2013, 8:23

    This is the only time I’ve won a race all year.

  14. shoes said on 1st December 2013, 8:48

    The ‘ speak your heart ‘ suit for f1 drivers debuting next season ;)

  15. Mads (@mads) said on 1st December 2013, 8:57

    While Mark hasn’t been regarded as the fastest driver, the rumour in the paddock is that he is a real speed demon in the race to the press conference.

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