Caption Competition 40: Hamilton, Raikkonen and Vettel

Caption Competition

Lewis Hamilton, Kimi Raikkonen, Sebastian Vettel, Korea, 2013

What’s being said between this trio of 2013 race-winners?

It’s up to you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Post your funniest suggestion for a caption below and a pick of the best will appear in a future round-up.

The winner of Caption Competition 39 will appear in tomorrow’s round-up.

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170 comments on Caption Competition 40: Hamilton, Raikkonen and Vettel

  1. bull mello (@bullmello) said on 7th December 2013, 21:14

    Kimi: My back hurts.
    Lewis: I’m trying hard to think of something real pithy for my next tweet.
    Seb: My Red Bull has wings.

  2. Greg999 said on 7th December 2013, 21:33

    Seb “Why are you guys wearing those silly flat billed hats, my 80’s headphones are so sweet” Kimi to Lewis “Who is this kid? I bet that is Redbull with out Yager in that bottle… what a looser”

  3. JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1) said on 7th December 2013, 22:10

    Lewis: “Seb, me and Kimi have been talking, and when we said that the three of us would each take a third of the year…”

  4. Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys) said on 7th December 2013, 22:19

    Kimi: Hey Lewis, did you get your paycheck this month?
    Lewis: Yeah man, already spent it (snigger)
    Kimi: how about you Seb, cheque arrived?
    Seb: Yep
    Kimi: Damn, they lost my cheque again. Gotta talk to Eric, HR are always screwing up my pay.

  5. Wesley (@wesley) said on 7th December 2013, 22:28

    Lewis: Kimi,if you want I can teach you how to reeeally get under Alonso’s skin until he freaks out.
    Seb: Vot are you guyz talking about?
    Kimi: Irritating your team mate.
    Seb: I can give you some pointerz on zat azz vell.

  6. Goriot said on 7th December 2013, 23:16

    So, Kimi, you really hate when two race weekends are “back to back” ?!

  7. Seb: Hey Lewis, you look devastated – late night talks with your engineers ?
    Lewis: Yeah, Nicole broke up again .. Had to have some company.
    Kimi: Don’t worry Lewis. Things will get fine. Ferrari dumped me and now we are back together again.

  8. bull mello (@bullmello) said on 8th December 2013, 0:28

    Lewis to Kimi: See, I told you he wouldn’t go away if we ignored him. He’ll just keep staring and playing with his Red Bull can until one of us says something to him.

  9. d3v0 (@d3v0) said on 8th December 2013, 1:01

    Kimi: “…come on.”
    Lewis: “Listen Man, I am not going to let Roscoe ‘try some Vodka'”
    Seb: “But what about…”
    Lewis: “And DEFINITELY not a Vodka Redbull!”

  10. Kimi: It must be karma. Ferrari pay me not to drive and now Lotus won’t pay me for driving.
    Lewis: That sucks man.
    Seb: Now Pastor is paying Lotus to let him drive.
    Kimi: F1 is really screwed up.

  11. JackySteeg (@jackysteeg) said on 8th December 2013, 1:11

    “Fernando? What a pity, I must have forgotten to invite him…”

  12. JackySteeg (@jackysteeg) said on 8th December 2013, 1:12

    “Yeah, Kimi, only real men have tattoos.”

  13. Macademianut (@macademianut) said on 8th December 2013, 1:48

    Raikkonen: “You heard it right! I’ve turned my back on Lotus.”

  14. Kimi: “Hey guys, I just got payed, want an icecream?”

  15. AdamRHolt (@adamrholt) said on 8th December 2013, 2:37

    Ere Kimi, these go-faster tattoos just aren’t working.. Vettels got the right idea!

  16. SEB: “I’ve got a goatee” but “Hamilton has got a new cap…” **** I just made highlights and I have to get tats too.

  17. Kimi: “You see Lewis, Seb had a bit of Deep Purple on his livery this year, cause he’s a real Highway Star, a Speed King.”
    Lewis: “Yeah, and Smoke on the Tarmac, too.”

  18. Aya (@ayatoybox) said on 8th December 2013, 5:19

    They conspiring about what to do with Fernando Alonso next year :3

  19. D Winn said on 8th December 2013, 5:24

    Lewis: Hey Kimi, watch out, there’s a tattoo nude dude gonna spray you with Bull pee

  20. Yappy said on 8th December 2013, 7:08

    I was just telling Seb about girls.

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