Caption Competition 40: Hamilton, Raikkonen and Vettel

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Lewis Hamilton, Kimi Raikkonen, Sebastian Vettel, Korea, 2013

What’s being said between this trio of 2013 race-winners?

It’s up to you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Post your funniest suggestion for a caption below and a pick of the best will appear in a future round-up.

The winner of Caption Competition 39 will appear in tomorrow’s round-up.

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170 comments on Caption Competition 40: Hamilton, Raikkonen and Vettel

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  1. Not a proper champ without ink on his forearms, amirite Kimi?

  2. Pink Peril (@pink-peril) said on 15th December 2013, 8:44

    SV: No seriously, don’t use that anti-dandruff shampoo. Look what it did to my hair.
    LH: Mine was so bad after using it I have to wear this giant cap now to cover it.
    KR: Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.

  3. Seb: I reckon I could beat you two’s in a GP3 car ..
    Lewis: Kimi, keep it cool. Ice cool – Yeah; ice cream in your mouth – not his babyface
    Kimi: He needs to cool down man! I’ve had enough of this IceMan nickname. I’m back in a hot red Ferrari, call me .. fireman!
    Lewis: What about the wind tunnel? The weather forecast has been pretty bad last couple of seasons.
    Kimi: I know what I’m doing! I’ve called Hakkinen and he is posting me a true Sauna – MADE IN FINLAND!
    Seb: My aero-parts are mainly made in Asian sweatshops..
    Lewis: I’m sure my Twitter friend Angela Merkel will get top-secret nazi blueprints from the archives the British and Americans never found during WW2, and that Mercedes will re-discover something similar to the V2-rocket to make the Silver Arrow fly by you.
    Seb: One of our main sponsors are Infinity. INFINITY! I’ll have infinite points by the time I’ve had my seat fitted before Jerez.
    Lewis: I just want real rubber back .. foot down! We don’t need rubber imitating bubblegum to have slower and faster cars. We’ve got drivers, KERS and DRS for that.
    Kimi: Yeah, .. bubblegum is for kids .. More wheel to wheel action. *tilts head towards Sebastian*
    Seb: Hahahaaha YES!! YES!! YES!! … What? I have chewed you up for four seasons and blowed bubbles with the Pirellis! Ich liebe Pirelli rubber!! My Red Bull will starve if it doesn’t get Pirellis!!
    Lewis: It will. The English long bow aim The Silver Arrow and shoots only for bullseye 25’s.
    Kimi: The prancing horse have got a proper jokey now. I’ll pick the apples whilst you two can look after and trade carrots, .. yes! Single digit points with Alonso’s little donkey!!
    I do what I want, and I have a clause in my contracts that only outgoing radio messages comes from my car. The FireMan knows how to put together 70 hot laps and get a stop-go penalty on the penultimate lap so I can get an ice cream for the last lap to cool off whilst I breeze past you after u have unlapped yourselves.

    Lewis: Can you please share your ice cream with the Red Bull. It’ll be very tired after running in circles with the donkey.

    Seb laughs, but it’s not a genuine laugh. It’s like a little boys laugh when the grownups made a joke he didn’t understand and he is concerned what Alonso will be able to do driving an authentic sauna wind tunneled aero donkey in 2014 rather than the slimey red slug he’s been sliding around in for two seasons…

  4. Apexor said on 16th January 2014, 21:19

    Lewie and Kimi are discussing whether how the heck Seb does a perfect donut when he wins.

  5. Seb – What you chatting about guys?
    Lewis – Don’t tell him Kimi
    Kim – Errrr nothing.Hey, dude whats up with no tatoo?
    Lewis – Yeah man, get a cap and a tatoo and drink a non-RedBull energy drink, then we’ll tell you.
    Seb – OK, actually no, I have a podium to get on top of, but see you later!

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