Jean-Eric Vergne, Toro Rosso, Interlagos, 2013

Caption Competition 42: Jean-Eric Vergne

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Jean-Eric Vergne, Toro Rosso, Interlagos, 2013

Jean-Eric Vergne enters his third season with Toro Rosso this year – here he is at the last race of 2013.

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99 comments on “Caption Competition 42: Jean-Eric Vergne”

  1. JEV tells us the number of days he will spend as a toro rosso driver before getting the upgrade to red bull.

  2. David not Coulthard (@)
    11th January 2014, 16:14

    A rather low €100,000 wage is still higher that that of at least 1 world champion, so I guess JEV can live with it.

  3. David not Coulthard (@)
    11th January 2014, 16:22

    JEV will use cgs this year instead of SI. He starts by showing us the amount of fuel one can carry in a race this year.

  4. David not Coulthard (@)
    11th January 2014, 16:26

    In order to be able to know his fuel load this year from the pitboards without rivals being able to understand it, JEV will use cgs this year instead of SI.

  5. Mechanics: Quick pour some laxatives in his brew..

  6. Vergne shows off how little he had to pay the team for a 2014 drive.

  7. Jack (@jackisthestig)
    11th January 2014, 17:05

    The odds of Jean-Eric getting a Red Bull drive anytime soon…

  8. JEV reveals his career number, and is duly dropped by Toro Rosso as the required new spec nose was wider than allowed in the regulations.

    1. David not Coulthard (@)
      11th January 2014, 17:59

      @mathers 1×10^5 shouldn’t be too bad…

  9. Hey JEV, remember your teammate from 2013? That’s approximately how far ahead of you he is.

  10. “Vergne’s ‘100.000-reasons why I deserve that RedBull seat’-initiative was as foolproof as his 2013 car-reliability”

  11. +100000 miles to go for a real bull …

  12. Number of times I went under Marko’s desk, and what’s it got me? A white smile.

  13. “I would drive fifty thousand miles, and I would drive fifty thousand more/ Just to be that man who drives a hundred thousand miles to Mateschitz’s door”

  14. Despite a poor early showing against thousands of bored middle-aged men, JEV is nonetheless excited his simulator is finally hooked up to the online leaderboards.

  15. Starting the bidding early for a 2015 seat.

  16. David Stewart
    11th January 2014, 20:57

    This is how much money I would lose per lap if I had to pay for my drive!

  17. Red Bull on their 2014 driver decision: “So in summary we’ve got 100000 reasons not in favour of Jean-Eric and 0 reasons in favour of Jean-Eric for next season.”

  18. JEV prefers not to talk about car reliability, but instead displays signs with significant numbers

  19. And this is how many times you’ll get screwed over by Red Bull as their number 2 driver next yeat Daniel!
    Have Fun!

  20. At least I’m still here.

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