Max Chilton, John Surees, Monza, 2013

Caption Competition 43: Chilton and Surtees

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Max Chilton, John Surees, Monza, 2013

Max Chilton is the latest driver to have his place on the 2014 grid confirmed as he continues for a second season with Marussia.

Chilton, who made history by being classified in all 19 races in his debut season, will drive Marussia’s first Ferrari-powered car this year. Here he is talking to Ferrari’s 1964 world champion John Surtees at last year’s Italian Grand Prix.

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  1. John: You brake here – watch my right arm – and I braked there – watch my left arm – in the 1960s. Anything in your defence?

  2. MC: “Mr. Surtees, I am really strong, wanna feel my abs?”
    JS: “What?! Get the fudge out!”

  3. Surtees: ‘Even my dance moves are better than your driving.’

  4. scuderiaexxon
    18th January 2014, 13:46

    “So Max, your performance is represented by my right hand and Jules performance by my left, notice the difference?”

  5. Surtees: hey Tom Daly, the diving board is over there.

  6. Surtees: Stop going on about how many races you’ve finished in last place, no one cares appart from you! Now when you finish up there with the real drivers you might earn some respect, until then be quiet or I’ll get your daddy to cut your allowance!

  7. Surtees: See that
    Chilton: My teammate?
    Surtees: That’s talent
    Chilton: I think his name is Jules
    Surtees: Yes, but he’s got talent, you don’t, so get out of here

  8. Surtees – “…. and all the way at the back, there you were”

  9. “Son, keep driving as well as you did last year and I expect you to win just 1 championship less than I did!”

  10. Quick Max! They’re not looking! Get a head-start!

  11. JS: “In the event of a crash, emergency exits are located here, here and here.

  12. …And thats where the kids go.

  13. “That there is what happens when you go fast and crash. Now keep on going slowly.”

  14. boy, what’s your name again? CASH Chilton?

    1. Max: “My name’s not T. Chilton – I think you must’ve confused me with Tom”
      John: “Marussia obviously wrote your name down wrong, look it says Tax Chilton”
      Max: “Are you trying to say my money comes from the government?”

  15. When i was your age Max i used to start there, at the front of the grid

  16. *whispers* – “Max.. don’t move until the music starts again”

  17. – “No, the track goes THIS way!”
    – “Oh, you should have told me that last year!”

  18. “Are you alright sir? …… Sir?”

  19. ‘You see that finish line…? The idea is to reach that before the other drivers’

  20. Now go down to the shop a pick up that expensive seat you just bought !

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