Pat Symons, Felipe Massa, Williams, Jerez, 2014

Caption Competition 45: Massa and Symonds

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Pat Symons, Felipe Massa, Williams, Jerez, 2014

After almost a decade in red it’s a new look for Felipe Massa this year as he switches to the deep blue tones of Williams.

For the first time ever in his F1 career he is being powered by a motor other than a Ferrari, and he has a new chief technical officer in Pat Symonds.

What did the pair have to say to each other after teaming up at Williams for the first time? That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Post your funniest suggestion below and a selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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147 comments on “Caption Competition 45: Massa and Symonds”

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  1. “In this team, you push the pedal on the right when you see a red car in your mirrors!”

    1. Hehehe.. While a Marussia trying to lap the Williams? :P

    2. Hehe good one!

    3. Very nice one.

  2. Symonds: “So you know the drill, you pit then right after Bottas puts it into the wall at turn 17”
    Massa: “Will this work?”
    Symonds: “For you yes, for me… probably not”

    1. Symonds: “Just rmember to tell them your name is Witness X”

    2. You meant to pit before the crash.

  3. PS: Now, you make sure you crash just as the enter the pit straight in Singapore

  4. David Williams
    8th February 2014, 11:06

    Basically Fellipe, same as ever, you move aside and let Bo77as through. Any questions?

  5. “You should be glad to be here, at the red team you’d be driving a vaccum cleaner…”

    1. “… and obviously is much better to drive a hanging penis instead of a vacuum cleaner…”

  6. There’s no crane there so it’s alright to cause an accident there, especially if there’s a pesky red car nearby!

    1. @craig-o Ah, I pity the drivers of the Marussias.. :P

  7. “Its pretty much the same, Bottas is faster than you”

  8. Look Felipe how many more times, its Sir Frank not Si Franco!!!!!!!!

  9. AMR (@aiera-music)
    8th February 2014, 11:16

    “You’re still Number Two here though.”

  10. “It was all Alonso’s fault”

    You can decided which one is saying it.

    1. “It was me..”

    2. 2 guys who hate alonso the most working together.

  11. Chris (@tophercheese21)
    8th February 2014, 11:22

    Symonds: “I hope you feel at home here, so, was that a good impression of a Yorkshire accent?”

  12. “I posed for the nose design.”

    1. “Braggart.”

  13. Symonds: it appears my right index finger has morphed into my thumb.

  14. Felipe Baby, Stay Cool and crash into that wall

  15. Symonds: “there you have it, now get over it!”

  16. Symonds: “…and when you see Fernando behind you, just press that button to release the banana peels…”

    1. It’s great! :D

  17. PS: …and Flavio forced me to tell Nelsinho to crash… I had no choice.
    FM: …and I’m Mickey Mouse.

  18. I don’t care if you told everyone you won’t let him pass. When you get the blue flag, you let him pass.

  19. Ok Felipe. We do things a bit different here. If somehow you out-qualify bottas, we won’t break your gearbox.

  20. Pat Symonds : No No , I cannot call you Felipe baby . That is out of the question .

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