Caption Competition 45: Massa and Symonds

Caption Competition

Pat Symons, Felipe Massa, Williams, Jerez, 2014

After almost a decade in red it’s a new look for Felipe Massa this year as he switches to the deep blue tones of Williams.

For the first time ever in his F1 career he is being powered by a motor other than a Ferrari, and he has a new chief technical officer in Pat Symonds.

What did the pair have to say to each other after teaming up at Williams for the first time? That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Post your funniest suggestion below and a selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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147 comments on Caption Competition 45: Massa and Symonds

  1. Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 8th February 2014, 11:42

    “Frank’s already said no.”

  2. Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 8th February 2014, 11:47

    “I’ve worked with a Brazilian driver before. It didn’t end well.”

  3. andae23 (@andae23) said on 8th February 2014, 11:47

    Symonds: “Definitely full throttle on the exit of the corner, else the car won’t spin.”

  4. Alex Brown (@splittimes) said on 8th February 2014, 11:49

    “What does your dad know about the legal system? He’s not famous, is he?”

  5. D (@f190) said on 8th February 2014, 11:54

    Felipe, did you know that with the double points rule you would have been the 2008 WDC ?

  6. Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31) said on 8th February 2014, 11:58

    Symonds: “I repeat you, that I don’t owe you a title.”

  7. Bruno (@brunes) said on 8th February 2014, 12:01

    I told you I am getting you a NEW baby sitter! Rob will be busy looking after Frank this year.

  8. Sumedh said on 8th February 2014, 12:06

    Pat: So, we are going to have a new engineer for you, no Rob Smedley.
    Felipe : You always do this. First you took away my win in Singapore and now you take away Rob.

  9. Bruno (@brunes) said on 8th February 2014, 12:08

    We got a new LCD screen for you steering wheel so Rob can send you love hearts during the race.

  10. specialk69 (@specialk69) said on 8th February 2014, 12:22

    Pat: Here’s the plan Felipe, you crash, SC is out, Valtierri wins, simple.
    Felipe: But Pat, aren’t I the team leader?
    Pat: Oh, yes, team leader…

  11. “I apologise, Felipe, for my Singapore-ling behaviour in 2008.”

  12. DDonovan said on 8th February 2014, 12:33

    “And that’s why Fernando was faster than you.”

  13. ferrox glideh (@ferrox-glideh) said on 8th February 2014, 12:40

    Massa: “I heard that you guys have a special retirement package for us Brazilians.”
    Symonds: “Never mind that!”

  14. I know it’s hard to believe but we really do want you to pass Alonso if you get a chance.

  15. raddie (@raddie) said on 8th February 2014, 12:52

    Look, Felipe, this is your car. No more the red one!

  16. Noah (@lotus22) said on 8th February 2014, 12:58

    Symonds: “Your taking Pastor’s place so youvegot a lotto live up to son”
    Massa: “mmhmm”

  17. Saleh Ahmed said on 8th February 2014, 13:17

    Pat Symonds: You put your foot down, even if Alonso’s faster
    Felipe Massa: Ok?………might take me some time to get use to that…..

  18. MahavirShah (@mahavirshah) said on 8th February 2014, 13:22

    PS : “No Felipe, that color, stays. You can’t have the car in Red.”

  19. Lucien_Todutz (@lucien_todutz) said on 8th February 2014, 13:33

    Symons: – When I said to Frank he needs a “brazilian”, I wasn’t referring about a driver!

  20. Chris (@ukphillie) said on 8th February 2014, 13:40

    ”So then we told Nelson to crash so Fernando could get ahead and in the ensuing chaos you lost the points that would have won you the Championship….Yeah, sorry about that. Can we be friends now?”

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