Pat Symons, Felipe Massa, Williams, Jerez, 2014

Caption Competition 45: Massa and Symonds

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Pat Symons, Felipe Massa, Williams, Jerez, 2014

After almost a decade in red it’s a new look for Felipe Massa this year as he switches to the deep blue tones of Williams.

For the first time ever in his F1 career he is being powered by a motor other than a Ferrari, and he has a new chief technical officer in Pat Symonds.

What did the pair have to say to each other after teaming up at Williams for the first time? That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Post your funniest suggestion below and a selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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147 comments on “Caption Competition 45: Massa and Symonds”

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  1. “Nobody told you? Here at Williams you need to bring your own lunch.”

  2. Pat: “If you pull my finger, it activates the MERS.”
    Felipe: *pulls Pat’s finger* “MERS?”
    Pat: “Methane Energy Recovery Sys-FRRRRRRRRRRRRT!”

    1. Pat: “If you poke me with your index finger you’ll activate the NARS”
      Felipe: “NARS?”
      Pat: “Nelsinho’s Accident-Ready Singapore GP”

  3. Symonds: “If Fernando comes from behind, make sure he doesn’t suck you in otherwise you’ll have to make him crash, in the same way Flavio and I made Nelsoninho crash in Singapore”

    1. Nelsinho*

  4. “Felipe, dw, I won’t ask another Brazilian to crash on purpose”

  5. PS: “You put on that strap-on right now!”

    1. (Refering to the Topgear comments on the nose)

  6. The problem with Pastor was that he would only crash into other cars, but I know you Brazilians are different…

  7. “So basically your job is to support Bottas”

  8. …so he said that if you were to drive for a different team nobody would suspect a thing…

  9. David not Coulthard (@)
    8th February 2014, 14:28

    Crash the car at Silverstone’s pit entry and let Bottas win, please!1

  10. Even Flavio is joining Wiiliams, oh here he comes !!

  11. No. That’s Frank’s wheelchair… And it’s not the ‘new noses’ either …

  12. Are you fine if I add an Austin Powers accent to “Felipe Baby”?

  13. Symonds – “Cheer up Felipe, and forget about Singapore…. just pull my finger”

  14. So I told him, “Pastor, you’re fired!

    1. Haha!! That’s brilliant :D

  15. Lotus-Grosjean
    8th February 2014, 15:48

    See this finger? That’s how we get the idea of our finger nose.

  16. – “To overtake a car, you can push our new secret button: the horn !”
    – “What’s… the… ?”

  17. Symonds: I don’t want to hear you saying ‘for sure’ one more time.

  18. …then a got too close to the guy doing the welding, and LOOK what happened to my hand!

  19. It wasn’t me!

  20. …and then you squeeze hard!

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