Pat Symons, Felipe Massa, Williams, Jerez, 2014

Caption Competition 45: Massa and Symonds

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Pat Symons, Felipe Massa, Williams, Jerez, 2014

After almost a decade in red it’s a new look for Felipe Massa this year as he switches to the deep blue tones of Williams.

For the first time ever in his F1 career he is being powered by a motor other than a Ferrari, and he has a new chief technical officer in Pat Symonds.

What did the pair have to say to each other after teaming up at Williams for the first time? That’s for you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.

Post your funniest suggestion below and a selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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147 comments on “Caption Competition 45: Massa and Symonds”

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  1. No doughnuts this year Filipe, it’ll made the car look like a dog trying to sniff his own crotch!

    1. Haha! Finally the winner! @me4me

  2. Welcome to the Brazilian retirement home Felipe!! Now get to work and earn that pension!

  3. And when you push that button all hell breaks loose

  4. No Felipe, the Williams motto in Latin is WIHURI ATCH then Experian KEMPPI, not KEMPPI Experian. Your way would make us a one-rooster team and not in your favour, but I can understand your confusion.

  5. Ok Felipe. Lap 14, turn 17. Understand?

  6. Felipe does not look amused when Pat Symmonds informs him that his physical this year will involve a prostate examination.

  7. “So I was like, ‘Pull my finger…'”

  8. Accidents happen… Although my side job is selling premium use, slightly used and damaged formula 1 parts. I can hook you up.

  9. Pat – “it was all Flavio, Nelson and Fernando, i had nothing to do with piquets crash ok?”

  10. “You’d have been word champion if the team order would not have been respected in Singapore…But I m not saying ;-)”

  11. “The middle button is the horn – use this when passing as no one will be expecting to be overtaken by a Williams!”

  12. Slackbladder1
    12th February 2014, 7:47

    “I farted this morning what did you do?”

  13. Massa: Pat.. Is there any good cafe’s here(Grove)?
    Pat: !!! I didn’t get it, U asked Cafe or Car?
    Massa: Yes Cafe….
    Pat: (Angrily) If we failed this season, we may start one next year ‘Williams Cafe’..

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