Jacques Villeneuve, Nick Heidfeld, BMW Sauber, 2006

Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Jacques Villeneuve, Nick Heidfeld, BMW Sauber, 2006

Jacques Villeneuve has been back in the news this week after confirming he will race in the FIA World Rallycross Championship.

He also delivered a damning verdict on the state of modern F1 in a series of media interviews.

For this week’s Caption Competition here’s an unusual picture of Villeneuve with team mate Nick Heidfeld during his last F1 season with BMW Sauber in 2006.

Wield your wit and suggest the funniest caption you can come up with below. A selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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86 comments on “Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld”

  1. Having publicly criticised the current state of F1, Jacques Villeneuve sends out invitations to his new rivalling racing category. He receives only one reply.

  2. Two field workers help children move about in a BMW PR event. With some straw.

  3. “Hey Nick, we need some kind of drag reduction system here”

    1. hehe not bad! :)

    2. seriously, what kind of PR work was that?!??!

  4. John Sertori (@Adorimedia)
    15th February 2014, 12:54

    “So Mario said to me “tidy my garden and I’ll think about it”. So I did and I kept my race seat!”

  5. “I thought you hated gimmicks.”

  6. Nick this reminds me of when my dad made me clear snowmobile tracks in the summertime. Tabernac!

  7. Villeneuve: “We could really use a drag reduction system right now”

    1. Chris (@tophercheese21)
      15th February 2014, 14:11

      HA! Love it.

    2. Nick: “If only there was some way to reduce the rear downforce”
      Jacques: “But who will listen to you? You’ve never even won a race, yet alone a championship – so if you were a team you wouldn’t be part of the Strategy Working Group”

    3. Sorry, I’ve just realised now that my caption is very similar to @iamdanthomas!

  8. “Jacques, are you sure these mandrake roots will make our car faster?”

  9. The Petronas team was clearly no match for BMW power in this tug of war event.

  10. “Just you wait till the boys in the factory see my new KERS idea”

  11. “See, I told you all that F1 was much less silly back when I raced.”

  12. Jacques and Nick introduce the first two pilots in the BMW Young Driver Scheme…

  13. For once we need less grip!

  14. J:So I’m going to drive cars again, rally cross.
    H: Really?

    1. @ardenflo This made laugh very, very hard. Well done!

  15. “JV and NH are pictured here trying out the proposed new testing restrictions. It was the last straw for both JV and BMW.”

  16. “Those jeans”

  17. “More reliable than Renault”


    “It has taken us 2 hours but we have clocked in more mileage than Red Bull”

  18. drew (@the-speedster)
    15th February 2014, 13:37

    NEW LOW!!! F1 drivers Villeneuve and Heidfeld caught steeling children at bmw pr event

    1. drew (@the-speedster)
      15th February 2014, 13:41

      I meant to say former f1 teamates not f1 drivers

  19. NH: Hey Jacques! Ever get the feeling you’re being followed?

  20. The revised Young Driver Training Program in action. JV and NH pass along their knowledge of picking up a tow and drafting.

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