Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld

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Jacques Villeneuve, Nick Heidfeld, BMW Sauber, 2006

Jacques Villeneuve has been back in the news this week after confirming he will race in the FIA World Rallycross Championship.

He also delivered a damning verdict on the state of modern F1 in a series of media interviews.

For this week’s Caption Competition here’s an unusual picture of Villeneuve with team mate Nick Heidfeld during his last F1 season with BMW Sauber in 2006.

Wield your wit and suggest the funniest caption you can come up with below. A selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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86 comments on Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld

  1. Sam (@) said on 15th February 2014, 13:35

    “Those jeans”

  2. “More reliable than Renault”

    Or

    “It has taken us 2 hours but we have clocked in more mileage than Red Bull”

  3. drew (@the-speedster) said on 15th February 2014, 13:37

    NEW LOW!!! F1 drivers Villeneuve and Heidfeld caught steeling children at bmw pr event

  4. Robbie said on 15th February 2014, 13:37

    NH: Hey Jacques! Ever get the feeling you’re being followed?

  5. Robbie said on 15th February 2014, 13:45

    The revised Young Driver Training Program in action. JV and NH pass along their knowledge of picking up a tow and drafting.

  6. As it turns out, F1 drivers do not know how a three legged race work.

  7. Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1) said on 15th February 2014, 13:55

    “Bernie’s latest gimmick is for drivers to do a Le-Man’s start whilst dragging children before they can race. Predictably though, Jacques gave up halfway through, dyed his hair and released a bunch of terrible songs”

  8. Mashiat (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:05

    JV: “You know, I’m starting to wish that we could use some kind of movable rear wing right now as my rear right is cramped.”

  9. Mashiat (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:06

    JV: “Okay, this was NOT part of my contract!”

  10. Mashiat (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:07

    JV: “Dang, this is proving to be so hard but at least I’m lapping at a similar pace with you.”
    NH: ” Yeah, Not Bad for a Number 2 driver.”

  11. David not Coulthard (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:20

    Adding 1 break-humanpower to the power of the car on race day.

  12. Heidfeld:So how do you think the car will perform?
    Villeneuve:Quicker than we are moving these people!

  13. Child#1 “These 2 BMW engines pull really well”

  14. David not Coulthard (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:24

    Petronas – so slippery you’ll easily be able to carry a child on leaves with Petronas spread on its bottom.

  15. OmarR-Pepper (@omarr-pepper) said on 15th February 2014, 14:27

    “Hey, this kid Sebastian is quite bossy, I even have to pull him”.

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