Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld

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Jacques Villeneuve, Nick Heidfeld, BMW Sauber, 2006

Jacques Villeneuve has been back in the news this week after confirming he will race in the FIA World Rallycross Championship.

He also delivered a damning verdict on the state of modern F1 in a series of media interviews.

For this week’s Caption Competition here’s an unusual picture of Villeneuve with team mate Nick Heidfeld during his last F1 season with BMW Sauber in 2006.

Wield your wit and suggest the funniest caption you can come up with below. A selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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86 comments on Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld

  1. As it turns out, F1 drivers do not know how a three legged race work.

  2. Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1) said on 15th February 2014, 13:55

    “Bernie’s latest gimmick is for drivers to do a Le-Man’s start whilst dragging children before they can race. Predictably though, Jacques gave up halfway through, dyed his hair and released a bunch of terrible songs”

  3. Mashiat (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:05

    JV: “You know, I’m starting to wish that we could use some kind of movable rear wing right now as my rear right is cramped.”

  4. Mashiat (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:06

    JV: “Okay, this was NOT part of my contract!”

  5. Mashiat (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:07

    JV: “Dang, this is proving to be so hard but at least I’m lapping at a similar pace with you.”
    NH: ” Yeah, Not Bad for a Number 2 driver.”

  6. David not Coulthard (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:20

    Adding 1 break-humanpower to the power of the car on race day.

  7. Heidfeld:So how do you think the car will perform?
    Villeneuve:Quicker than we are moving these people!

  8. Child#1 “These 2 BMW engines pull really well”

  9. David not Coulthard (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:24

    Petronas – so slippery you’ll easily be able to carry a child on leaves with Petronas spread on its bottom.

  10. “Hey, this kid Sebastian is quite bossy, I even have to pull him”.

  11. Robbie said on 15th February 2014, 14:47

    You know you’re wealthy when you can afford F1 drivers for your kids’ birthday party.

  12. Robbie said on 15th February 2014, 14:49

    JV and NH draw straws for number one status on the team.

  13. Nick, “This is not how you do Rallycross champ!”

  14. After kidnapping two small children, Villeneuve and Heidfeld soon found themselves without an F1 drive.

  15. Mashiat (@) said on 15th February 2014, 14:53

    JV: “Why did the FIA ask us to do this?”
    NH: “They wanted to check how reliable the 2020 engine would be.”

  16. The good old days of Formula 1 when people still followed us!

  17. Robbie said on 15th February 2014, 15:00

    Kid 1: Faster driver, faster!

    Kid 2: Push driver, push!

    NH to JV: And we thought we’d have a break today from radio chatter.

  18. MahavirShah (@mahavirshah) said on 15th February 2014, 15:13

    NH : “Didn’t I say that the car feels exactly like dragging dead weight ion a grass field?”

  19. Tomsk (@tomsk) said on 15th February 2014, 15:15

    “Haha, I can pull mine faster than you, he’s lighter,” says the kid on the right.

  20. ME4ME (@me4me) said on 15th February 2014, 15:42

    Girl on the left: “Run forest, run! Bernie is waiting for us”

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