Jacques Villeneuve, Nick Heidfeld, BMW Sauber, 2006

Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Jacques Villeneuve, Nick Heidfeld, BMW Sauber, 2006

Jacques Villeneuve has been back in the news this week after confirming he will race in the FIA World Rallycross Championship.

He also delivered a damning verdict on the state of modern F1 in a series of media interviews.

For this week’s Caption Competition here’s an unusual picture of Villeneuve with team mate Nick Heidfeld during his last F1 season with BMW Sauber in 2006.

Wield your wit and suggest the funniest caption you can come up with below. A selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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  1. “Cleaning up this park would be a lot easier if these darn kids would leave us alone!’

  2. Villeneuve and Heidfeld attempt to replicate the sound of the new v6 engines.

  3. “Dad, you told us there’d be REAL Formula 1 drivers here…”

  4. Heidfeld kid: ‘I asked mine to grow a beard, wanna bet he complies?’
    Villeneuve kid: ‘No man, I asked mine to never whine again, but somehow I think he won’t comply…’

  5. Look, we are actually ahead of someone!

  6. All I said is that I can do anything in my capacity to be a champion again

  7. In my day, drivers had individuality and personality and didn’t have to wear embarrassingly identical outfits to cringeworthy photoshoots.

  8. JV : I was wrong…… DRS is needed….

  9. JV : So , is this the way of popularizing the sport at the grassroots level ?

  10. Jacques and Nick demonstrate the FIA’s latest 2014 rule change to improve the show.

  11. “They went too far with that damn cost reduction!”

  12. Are we holding Yewtrees?

  13. J: Stop cheating, Nick.
    N: I’m not! You shouldn’t have taken the fatter kid :-)
    J: K… whatever…

  14. Jacques and Nick discover with disappointment what Petronas actually meant when they asked the drivers to go on a campaign to bring more spectators to the Malaysia GP.

  15. Villeueneve practicing on the dirt, preparing for the World Rally Championship.

  16. Slow down Jacques, you’re as determined as if you think F1 has too many pay drivers!

  17. Child 1 to child 2:
    “Lets call them two old bankers with a B, otherwise the caption won’t be allowed”.

  18. Hey this pay driver era makes it dead set easy to get a drive . Too bad your broke Nick !

  19. Villeneuve: “You know when I said modern f1 drivers lacked personality? I totally meant you.”

  20. ‘Hey Jacques, what you think is more dead: this tree, or your career?’

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