Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld

Caption Competition

Jacques Villeneuve, Nick Heidfeld, BMW Sauber, 2006

Jacques Villeneuve has been back in the news this week after confirming he will race in the FIA World Rallycross Championship.

He also delivered a damning verdict on the state of modern F1 in a series of media interviews.

For this week’s Caption Competition here’s an unusual picture of Villeneuve with team mate Nick Heidfeld during his last F1 season with BMW Sauber in 2006.

Wield your wit and suggest the funniest caption you can come up with below. A selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.

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86 comments on Caption Competition 46: Villeneuve and Heidfeld

  1. schooner (@schooner) said on 15th February 2014, 15:45

    “Cleaning up this park would be a lot easier if these darn kids would leave us alone!’

  2. Villeneuve and Heidfeld attempt to replicate the sound of the new v6 engines.

  3. colinf (@colinf) said on 15th February 2014, 16:19

    “Dad, you told us there’d be REAL Formula 1 drivers here…”

  4. verstappen (@verstappen) said on 15th February 2014, 16:46

    Heidfeld kid: ‘I asked mine to grow a beard, wanna bet he complies?’
    Villeneuve kid: ‘No man, I asked mine to never whine again, but somehow I think he won’t comply…’

  5. Jeppis said on 15th February 2014, 16:48

    Look, we are actually ahead of someone!

  6. icemangrins (@icemangrins) said on 15th February 2014, 17:10

    All I said is that I can do anything in my capacity to be a champion again

  7. In my day, drivers had individuality and personality and didn’t have to wear embarrassingly identical outfits to cringeworthy photoshoots.

  8. JV : I was wrong…… DRS is needed….

  9. Hamilfan (@hamilfan) said on 15th February 2014, 17:56

    JV : So , is this the way of popularizing the sport at the grassroots level ?

  10. JackySteeg said on 15th February 2014, 17:57

    Jacques and Nick demonstrate the FIA’s latest 2014 rule change to improve the show.

  11. Goriot said on 15th February 2014, 18:03

    “They went too far with that damn cost reduction!”

  12. Are we holding Yewtrees?

  13. Damon (@damon) said on 15th February 2014, 18:42

    J: Stop cheating, Nick.
    N: I’m not! You shouldn’t have taken the fatter kid :-)
    J: K… whatever…

  14. Jacques and Nick discover with disappointment what Petronas actually meant when they asked the drivers to go on a campaign to bring more spectators to the Malaysia GP.

  15. Breno (@austus) said on 15th February 2014, 19:01

    Villeueneve practicing on the dirt, preparing for the World Rally Championship.

  16. Little_M_Lo (@pezlo2013) said on 15th February 2014, 19:06

    Slow down Jacques, you’re as determined as if you think F1 has too many pay drivers!

  17. hemingway said on 15th February 2014, 21:16

    Child 1 to child 2:
    “Lets call them two old bankers with a B, otherwise the caption won’t be allowed”.

  18. greg-c said on 15th February 2014, 21:27

    Hey this pay driver era makes it dead set easy to get a drive . Too bad your broke Nick !

  19. Villeneuve: “You know when I said modern f1 drivers lacked personality? I totally meant you.”

  20. electrolite (@electrolite) said on 15th February 2014, 22:49

    ‘Hey Jacques, what you think is more dead: this tree, or your career?’

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