Kimi Raikkonen appears to have left something in the cockpit of his Ferrari – but what? That’s for you to work out in today’s Caption Compeition.
You know the way it goes: Add the funniest caption you can think of to this picture in the comments below.
A selection of the best will appear in the next F1 Fanatic round-up.
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Image © Ferrari/Ercole Colombo
Q85
12th April 2014, 11:03
must be a throttle pedal in there somewhere lads!
trotter
12th April 2014, 12:54
We gotta winner! :)
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
12th April 2014, 12:59
(man whispering to bearded guy in the background)
“I told Kimi there was a pay cheque from Lotus in there!” :-)
hugo-the-rabbit
12th April 2014, 16:35
Kimi is learning the art of a true taxi driver in checking down the side of his seat to find some lose coin’s
Makana (@makana)
12th April 2014, 11:03
I left my flask… here… I think…
Iestyn Davies (@fastiesty)
12th April 2014, 14:05
“Is my stash safe & sound?” or “So, the secret drinks bottle is still working and filled up..”
Iestyn Davies (@fastiesty)
12th April 2014, 14:06
“In case I need some extra motivation” – an ironic one there hehe
GAURAV AGNIHOTRI
12th April 2014, 11:03
“Yeah.. this is where I can keep a little bottle of Vodka”
Breno (@austus)
12th April 2014, 11:05
“Did I leave the keys inside?”
ForzaAlanRabbit (@jojobudgie)
12th April 2014, 11:07
Now where did I leave my pay cheque?
Sam (@)
12th April 2014, 11:07
“Just checking there isn’t a small Brazillian trying to sneak into my car.”
Delijohn (@delijohn)
12th April 2014, 11:08
his ice-cream or his coke?
Dom (@3dom)
12th April 2014, 11:09
Idiots! I’ll make the car faster myself then!
Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan)
12th April 2014, 11:09
Kimi Raïkkonnen still looking for his Lotus payroll.
Rooney (@rojov123)
12th April 2014, 12:34
That was the best of the bunch..
Cyclops_PL (@cyclops_pl)
12th April 2014, 13:26
My favorite so far.
James Whiteley (@james)
12th April 2014, 14:47
Simple and understated. Winner.
MJ (@mjf1)
12th April 2014, 16:26
+1 :)
GB (@bgp001ruled)
12th April 2014, 18:11
in the ferrari???
alexander f1
12th April 2014, 11:10
kimi: looks like there is more than 1 type of crack in this car
ivz (@ivz)
12th April 2014, 11:10
Hey look….I found some ice cream!!!
Dom (@3dom)
12th April 2014, 11:13
Earplugs?! Don’t need them anymore, might as well get rid and save the weight
minnis (@minnis)
12th April 2014, 11:15
There’s gotta be a Magnum somewhere around here!
HK (@me4me)
12th April 2014, 11:15
Fiddling with the buttons on his steering wheel; “I told them i know what i’m doing, but right now I really don’t….”
Retired (@jeff1s)
12th April 2014, 11:17
“Where’s my ice-cream? Otherwise I cannot drive anything”
Eddie (@wackyracer)
12th April 2014, 11:18
The speed must be here…
Rich Hathway
12th April 2014, 11:18
Ummm guys? Where are the buttons for the oil slick and rocket launcher?
f199player (@f199player)
12th April 2014, 11:19
If I look deep enough there will be Ice Cream in there
PhilEReid (@philereid)
12th April 2014, 11:19
Kimi Raikkonen finds out he can now sleep whilst standing.
Scott Bailey (@sbailey555)
12th April 2014, 11:19
Pocket lint, pocket lint, pocket lint, oooh 2 Euro, ok thats mine. What the…Hey which one of u Italians has been eating bruchetta in my car.
Scott Bailey (@sbailey555)
12th April 2014, 11:25
Oh it was you Luca. Ok thats fine. No I didnt find 2 euros.
David Yates
12th April 2014, 11:22
So put button for alonso ejector seat here, and sat nav to the left please. Ooh loose change!!
AMR (@aiera-music)
12th April 2014, 11:23
Five years after I dropped it in there, and they STILL couldn’t get that Magnum stain out of the seat.
jsw11984 (@jarred-walmsley)
12th April 2014, 11:23
Wonder if theres enough room for some jandals in here?
slash
12th April 2014, 11:24
want to make sure what happened to Fernando’s irritating small doll that I stole and put under my sheet!
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–yCB6IDT4–/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/17nzy27hchmojjpg.jpg
PJ (@)
12th April 2014, 11:25
“I wonder where Fernando hid those 6 tenths…”
trotter
12th April 2014, 13:02
LOL! :)
One more serious candidate for the win, if you ask me. :)
AMR (@aiera-music)
12th April 2014, 13:04
This one. Just this :D
MJ (@mjf1)
12th April 2014, 16:26
+1 :)
Dom (@3dom)
12th April 2014, 23:20
Has to be the winner
erix
13th April 2014, 14:12
Yeah..I also curious why Alonso was 6 tenths slower in Bahrain.
Joshua Mesh (@joshua-mesh)
12th April 2014, 11:27
Alonso must have something special in his car. I bet its here somewhere…
Uzair Syed (@ultimateuzair)
12th April 2014, 11:28
Meanwhile things weren’t going well for Kimi Raikkonen, who tried to fit a nitrous boost button in his cockpit, to improve his top speed of 3 mph in his crappy Ferrari.
Mitch (@mwyndo7)
12th April 2014, 11:31
“Kimi, your sunglasses are on your hat”
“Leave me alone, I know what I am doing”
Matt Noe
12th April 2014, 11:34
Maybe I left some fairy dust from 2007 in here somewhere?
Abuelo Paul (@abuello-paul)
12th April 2014, 11:36
Ok, itching powder and drawing pins hidden in ‘Nando’s seat, now quietly move back to my own car…… la la la…hum hum….
John H (@john-h)
12th April 2014, 11:38
nap time
Goriot
12th April 2014, 11:41
Whoopee cushion in Alonso’s car: check!
sandy (@sandy)
12th April 2014, 11:46
Might as well sprinkle the magic dust Fernando gave me. Apparently, it is worth six tenths.
Pieter
12th April 2014, 11:50
“I thought I left my sunglasses here in the car!”
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
12th April 2014, 11:53
Kimi Räikkönen takes the phrase “looking for a few tenths” a bit too literally.
trotter
12th April 2014, 13:04
Good one. :)
N J (@jewishjarvis)
12th April 2014, 12:07
Time to change the damn dust filter again.
Chris (@tophercheese21)
12th April 2014, 15:35
Haha love it!
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
12th April 2014, 20:24
not bad :)
Neel Jani (@neelv27)
12th April 2014, 12:14
Ferrari have started keeping the ice cream in the cockpit to keep Kimi running away from the car.
AbeyG (@1abe)
12th April 2014, 12:23
Kimi: So this was Massa’s car before…
Bullfrog (@bullfrog)
12th April 2014, 12:24
“Let him sleep, he’s just come out of the press conference.”
Cole (@cole)
12th April 2014, 12:32
No drink bottles in F1? I’ll stash my hip flask here and nowone will notice!
Ninjenius
12th April 2014, 12:33
Having being turned away from the nightclub, Kimi thinks he might have left his ID in the taxi…
trotter
12th April 2014, 13:04
Not bad, not bad. :)
willwoolfe (@william-woolfe)
12th April 2014, 12:39
“Guys this isn’t funny… where’s my pay cheque?”
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
12th April 2014, 12:39
“When it says drink, does it contain vodka?” *adds vodka, team asking why* “Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing”
NinjaBadger (@ninjabadger)
12th April 2014, 12:43
The Ferrari crew leaves a dazed Kimi to it, as he searches for his sunglasses.
schooner (@schooner)
12th April 2014, 12:45
We spotted Kimi immediately after being told that it was time for a press conference.
cfriedel
12th April 2014, 12:52
I wonder if I can find the podium in here?
Anirudh S (@anirudh1992)
12th April 2014, 12:58
I know what I am doing
Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
12th April 2014, 13:00
Ferrari recharge the Kimibot with 2 power cables between sessions.
Lucas Wilson (@full-throttle-f1)
12th April 2014, 13:00
winner!
Deej92 (@deej92)
12th April 2014, 20:43
Brilliant!
Master firelee (@master-firelee)
12th April 2014, 13:02
KR: “Okay so I want the fridge freezer installed here…”
Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
12th April 2014, 13:03
A mechanic identifies and tags the problem with the F14T.
dragoll (@dragoll)
12th April 2014, 13:05
I’m getting paid this year, but I can’t believe that I have to fix my own car… Hang on… Why doesn’t Alonso have to fix his?!!?!?
FlyingLobster27
12th April 2014, 13:07
“Ow my head… I fell asleep at the bar again… But… why am I in the garage?”
“Because you didn’t even make it to the bar Kimi.”
“Owww, you may be right. And I thought I’d just dreamed that Luca was serving the vodkas…”
Gareth Jordan
12th April 2014, 13:11
I know we hit the cliff with these tyres. But I keep hitting Walls with mine.
(They make ice cream)
JKorz
12th April 2014, 13:15
“Here Fernando give me your hand, let me help you”
andrewf1 (@andrewf1)
12th April 2014, 13:17
“Hmm…this fare calculator is not gonna fit in here”
Poul Winther (@poul)
12th April 2014, 13:19
“Heck, I finally got them working on my car so now they better not see the receipt for trading in my LaFerrari for an SLS….”
David Bretz (@cynical)
12th April 2014, 13:26
They told me there was more power in the car but I can’t find it.
Akin Aslan (@hamfanatic)
12th April 2014, 13:45
For the first time I don’t know what I’m doing!
just.daz (@nemo87)
12th April 2014, 13:49
They won’t find my ice lolly there!
charles (@charles)
12th April 2014, 13:52
“leave me alone i know what i’m doing.”
Craig Woollard (@craig-o)
12th April 2014, 13:54
No wonder the brakes don’t work, I left my vodka in here!
Julien (@jlracing)
12th April 2014, 13:59
If I just act if I’m working, those stupid journalists won’t come close to me
RetardedF1sh (@retardedf1sh)
12th April 2014, 14:01
“If you want me to stop drinking before the race, you should not hide my vodka in Fernando’s cockpit!”
Richard Hill (@)
12th April 2014, 14:06
Trust us Kimi, you won’t find any pace in there.
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
12th April 2014, 20:27
hahaha very good!
Catered Ham
12th April 2014, 14:06
hmmmm…. Rum raisin or Daiquiri?
ching ho (@chingh)
12th April 2014, 14:07
“So that’s where the magnum freezer is…”
Kotrba (@kotrba)
12th April 2014, 14:19
” Some say that the reason why we have lost the pace must be somewhere there, between the steering wheel and the seat. But I can see nothing here ! “
AlokIn (@)
12th April 2014, 14:21
Guys, this vacuum cleaner is dysfunctional :(
Alex Brown (@splittimes)
12th April 2014, 14:27
Kimi looks for his press-conference crib-sheet, but can only find Ke$sha’s phone number.
Lucien_Todutz (@lucien_todutz)
12th April 2014, 14:32
Kimi sabotaging Fernando’s car before the Bahrain Qualification Session.
MJ (@mjf1)
12th April 2014, 16:24
+1 :)
Matthew (@matt-j76)
12th April 2014, 14:32
Engineer- Kimi, we need that part
Kimi- just leave me alone, I know what I’m doing
Robbie (@robbie)
12th April 2014, 14:36
Kimi climbs into the cockpit, having had his legs removed to save weight.
Ricosaurus
12th April 2014, 14:38
OK, just let me get my horseshoe out, light the match and burn the damned thing
mike-e (@mike-e)
12th April 2014, 14:39
Now where on earth did I put those sunglasses…. I could swear I had them a second ago.
Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid)
12th April 2014, 14:41
Kimi takes the request to try and find more speed in the car a bit too literally
Rupert Richardson
12th April 2014, 14:45
Nope, I just can’t find that extra second…
Mashiat (@)
12th April 2014, 14:51
I Want Chicken.
AndrewT (@andrewt)
12th April 2014, 14:55
“we made “him” think he is faster, you can come out now, Felipe!”
Tifoso1989 (@tifoso1989)
12th April 2014, 14:58
Guys we need to fix this crappy sound system !!!
myxtiom (@myxtiom)
12th April 2014, 14:58
Lost my motivation, maybe I can find it here.
JCost (@jcost)
12th April 2014, 15:03
“Fiat Panda parts? Guys I thought honoring FIAT would go no further than naming the car F14T”
tmax (@tmax)
12th April 2014, 15:04
Did I leave my beer here in this Taxi-Cab ?
james g
12th April 2014, 15:07
Tickle the horse where? Here?!
tezza (@terro55)
12th April 2014, 15:16
Mechanic ”So Kimi can you take us too the airport after the race”
Kimi ” Do i look like a taxi driver”
Broc Smith (@strifeforce)
12th April 2014, 15:19
Hopefully Fernando doesn’t notice that i had a wee in here earlier….
Bernard (@bernard)
12th April 2014, 15:36
“hey guys, why is the VIN missing?”
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
12th April 2014, 15:40
“Guys, see when I said we need more horsepower? Adding more stickers isn’t what I meant”
ObedSPS (@obedsps)
12th April 2014, 15:58
Kimi: So this is what was pinching me all the race
MJ (@mjf1)
12th April 2014, 16:07
Kimi desperately trying to find the brake bias adjustment on his car.
Guillermo Deutsch
12th April 2014, 16:16
Hey guys!! Look what I found!! Team orders!!!
MJ (@mjf1)
12th April 2014, 16:18
After all their hard work, the Ferrari mechanics have finally created the perfect f1 superhero driver. The time has come to unplug the cables from his back and finally awaken “The Iceman”.
kelly chow
12th April 2014, 16:21
alonso’s telementry
StephenH
12th April 2014, 16:21
Well, that’s Fernando’s ejector seat installed …
Josie Maunders (@jbmaunders)
12th April 2014, 16:22
‘Hang on a second… This isn’t the freezer’
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
12th April 2014, 16:26
“Alonso’s driving my car so I’ll just take my throttle pedal.”
Massonen
12th April 2014, 16:42
who the hell keeps sticking gum in there?
Dom Vito (@domvitof1)
12th April 2014, 16:51
Now if I could just find where Alonso hid that ballast…
30tudor
12th April 2014, 17:02
What does this switch do?
lotus-Grosjean
12th April 2014, 17:11
Oops, where is the trophy I left in the car before I left Ferrari in 2009?
Lotus-Grosjean
12th April 2014, 17:12
I told them there should be a handbrake so I can drive a rally style.
Klaas (@klaas)
12th April 2014, 17:19
“Great tip Seb, let’s see how he beats me without his KERS.”
Zoran (@zokman)
12th April 2014, 17:36
Can’t seem to find this “performance” everyone is talking about…
Harish
12th April 2014, 17:43
Hey wait.. Is that overtake Kimi button ..!!!!???
GB (@bgp001ruled)
12th April 2014, 18:06
Try number 1:
“yes, yes, yes. leave me alone! i know what im doing”
try number 2:
“oh! my bubble gum!”
try number 3:
“oh! my jack daniels!”
Chad (@chaddy)
12th April 2014, 18:09
God I love this mini-fridge
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
12th April 2014, 20:30
hehehe good one!
cjpdk (@cjpdk)
12th April 2014, 18:13
Monty: “What’s happened to the car?! Where’s our speed gone?!”
Kimi: “It’s in here somewhere, I know it…”
GongTong (@gongtong)
12th April 2014, 18:26
“Years of experience have taught me to always check for phones before I leave the pits”
SeaHorse (@seahorse)
12th April 2014, 18:35
“I’ll tilt the throttle an inch to the front; that way the taxi would get some more top speed…”
RRRacer007 (@rrracer007)
12th April 2014, 18:36
Team: Kimi, we can adjust your seat, leave that to us!
Kimi: Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing!
Klaas (@klaas)
12th April 2014, 18:42
Mechanic: Why everytime he wants to puke, he does it in Nando’s car?
D Winn
12th April 2014, 18:44
Guys I’ve found more downforce, the Dyson that sux more than the others was not turned on
Maxx Silver
12th April 2014, 19:03
“Why is there a big spider on my arm?”
Mathers (@mathers)
12th April 2014, 19:31
Kimi Raikkonen finds Narnia…
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
12th April 2014, 19:47
Kimi Räikkönen is left with the task of tending to Ferrari’s innovative batty charging mechanism. Codenamed “Hammy the hamster”.
Tiananmen
12th April 2014, 20:27
Kimi is finally picking up his diapers
hilton dottin (@hidottin)
12th April 2014, 20:35
Where is my flask?!
Spinmastermic (@spinmastermic)
12th April 2014, 20:38
“Kimi you can’t leave your ice cream there”
“Shut up, I know what I’m doing…”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
12th April 2014, 20:46
Someone shouting: “No Kimi, you cannot carry an icecream box in there.”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
12th April 2014, 20:47
didn’t see the prevoius one..
Palle (@palle)
12th April 2014, 20:49
The mechanic in the background is whispering to his collegue: “Oh oh, he is studying the VIN number of the orginal FIAT Scudo Taxi we build his car from!”
http://motoring.trade-it.co.uk/taunton/used-cars-for-sale/fiat-ducato/fiat-scudo-combi-TT410N85D
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
12th April 2014, 20:50
Kimi having a Shakespearean moment: “Speed, oh speed, where are thy?”
JackySteeg (@jackysteeg)
12th April 2014, 20:57
Kimi bows his head in shame upon the realisation that, actually, he does not know what he’s doing.
Corrado (@)
12th April 2014, 21:00
Oh, so this is the……… MULTI-21 button !!!!”
BrawnGP
12th April 2014, 21:11
Kimi struggles to open the new on board freezer
andae23 (@andae23)
12th April 2014, 21:13
Kimi Raikkonen’s lost his tongue
verstappen (@verstappen)
12th April 2014, 21:28
‘What’s all this lead?
Fernando!’
hzh (@hzh00)
12th April 2014, 21:45
Alonso (looking in the background in the picture):
Soon Kimi, soon… you will deserve the number 2 status.
usukpam
12th April 2014, 21:47
“I am not sure this car is identical with Alonso’s”
Wesley (@)
12th April 2014, 22:14
“I need a cup holder mounted here.Taxi driving is thirsty business.”
Phillip (@pscarros)
12th April 2014, 22:14
I think I left my sunglasses in there. Has anyone seen my sunglasses? I need them for tonight!
Win7Golf (@win7golf)
12th April 2014, 22:14
Dam… where is my ice cream ?!…. #$%&#$%&
chris (@)
12th April 2014, 22:35
Better reclaim my Speed before the mechanics find it
J-canada
12th April 2014, 22:40
“Where did I leave that pay check of mine”
SauberS1 (@saubers1)
12th April 2014, 22:46
Where is my vodka?
Aditya (@adityafakhri)
12th April 2014, 22:49
Remember when Alain Prost said his Ferrari is like a truck? Well, Kimi Raikkonen secretly believes that his F14T is like a boom boom car. “For sure, it’s like a boom boom car, but currently I still can’t find where to insert the coins to make it faster,” he said.
InSilico_ (@insilico)
12th April 2014, 22:55
“Damn, they always hide the choc ice’s at the very bottom.”
jorge ortiz (@jorgeairesortiz)
12th April 2014, 23:09
It can only be the seat belt! It disrupts in high speed corners, low also and especially on the straights!
avl
12th April 2014, 23:24
So that’s where Alonso keeps his six tenths
davey (@djdaveyp87)
12th April 2014, 23:43
“Told you there was something stick under the accelerator!”
davey (@djdaveyp87)
12th April 2014, 23:43
*stuck
#dumb@$$
d
13th April 2014, 0:07
No seriously guys, where’s the power.
Bruce (@mountainbiker)
13th April 2014, 0:43
Hmmmmm, if I peel this sticker back… What the heck??? “Toyota Prius”???
Richie
13th April 2014, 1:16
Wait a minute… Is this a handbrake?
Kiran Sripathy (@kiransripathy)
13th April 2014, 2:47
Let me remove that rat before it chews the entire brake wire.
Mariano (@mariano)
13th April 2014, 3:08
What the hell is doing Massa’s driving licence here?
Rahul Kapoor
13th April 2014, 4:48
“Where is my Ice-Cream? i Swear i put it here”
Nathan Buck
13th April 2014, 5:48
Must’ve dropped my wallet in here somewhere…
quip
13th April 2014, 6:56
Kimi is trying to find competitiveness, but cannot seem to find it.
Nico
13th April 2014, 7:40
Give me tissue, i dropped my magnum!
Ripudaman (@ripudaman07z)
13th April 2014, 8:05
damn!! i have a massive butt print!!!
Atticus (@atticus-2)
13th April 2014, 8:36
In b4 the ice cream captions… oh wait.
Jennie Kempson
13th April 2014, 12:26
I know I left an ice cream in here somewhere.
Denny Jose
13th April 2014, 12:29
Oh that’s where the handbrake is! No one tell Nando and I will give you guys a cut of my pay check when Lotus pay up!
Atomic Wolf (@atomicwolf)
13th April 2014, 12:45
So THAT’s what I was sitting on !
Rocky (@rocky)
13th April 2014, 13:30
We are going to need to pull a rabbit out of this hat I think!
Susurrate
13th April 2014, 15:34
I hope they restocked the mini bar in here.
Justin
13th April 2014, 16:00
……where is the speed in this thing?
Ramesh
13th April 2014, 19:38
I am not doing much on track, so let me try my hand off track.
John the 8th
13th April 2014, 20:35
“May I ask what’s the hole in the floor, I can get cold”
Pink Peril (@pink-peril)
14th April 2014, 0:05
Kimi looks for a quiet location to have his pre-race nap.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
14th April 2014, 1:02
“No boss, it’s not a hangover”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
14th April 2014, 1:04
“I’ll do anything to avoid talking to Fernando.”
acedown
14th April 2014, 2:53
what are felipe’s shoe doing under the seat
Felix
14th April 2014, 11:37
Is there a space for my ice cream ?
Andrew Thompson
14th April 2014, 13:47
So if we install a speaker here we can get more F1 sound.
Rich
14th April 2014, 14:11
I knew I should have taken that weight reducing enema earlier….
R@ptor (@raptor)
14th April 2014, 15:54
How to say “speed” in Italian? Dammit where’s my Italian-English dictionary?
Martin (@aardvark)
14th April 2014, 16:28
“Where’s the nut behind the wheel they keep complaining about?”
apexor
14th April 2014, 21:03
Kimi: I think Felippe forgot his lucky charm and now I know why I sucked through out the season.
Now I will remove this curse and start driving better.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
15th April 2014, 0:08
Kimi contempleting: “at least it’s still red”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
15th April 2014, 1:31
“maybe it will be faster if I just push it instead”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
15th April 2014, 1:32
“after this season I’ll make a jacuzzi in here”
Russell Hall
15th April 2014, 14:04
“They tell me that this car has lots of ers crammed inside, yet I cannot find it, not even the wrapper.”
Apex or
15th April 2014, 15:10
Engineer behind the bearded engineer thinks that
Kimi lost his marbles.
alan93rsa (@alan93rsa)
15th April 2014, 16:24
So that’s the flux capacitor
drmrs
23rd April 2014, 14:39
Where is that Ferrari manual? I should have taken-up dog sled racing. drmrs 4/23/2014
Rahul Kapoor
27th April 2014, 19:21
i dont care if we are slow, im keeping my ice-cream fridge in the car.
Anjistho Basu (@roxtarisback)
5th May 2014, 15:54
KIMI: Tequila — Check. Peeing jar — check . . . Hey! Where’s my pot?