Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Shanghai, 2014

Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Shanghai, 2014

What did Lewis Hamilton have to say to Fernando Alonso on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix?

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169 comments on “Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso”

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  1. LH: Fernando, your eyes are so dreamy, you make me wanna open my DRS on corners…
    FA: Stop itttttt, he heee

  2. Romantic Dinner at McDonalds tonight?

  3. LH: do you wanna having kids? FA: why? LH: so I can be even faster than you!

  4. They took away my Pirelli cap to give to the winner of F1fanatic’s prediction competition!

  5. Hamilton: “…so then I say to them, “I never expected to be the #1 in the team!”

  6. “You are not hiring Ross Brawn are you??”

  7. LH: “And then they say, same cars and both have equal treatment”
    FA: “Know what you mean, we have the same thing at Ferrari”

    1. ++ Excellent!

    2. Brilliant!!!

  8. “Hey man, we’ve got mics…whatta ya say we bust a rhyme?”

    1. FA: ok you start.
      LH: ok…Liegate, Tiregate…
      FA: Spygate, Crashgate…
      LH: Save weight
      FA: Luca hates
      LH: Honda waits
      FA: Bernie takes
      LH: Dennis a flake
      FA: Sensors mistake
      LH: Eff Drake

      1. @robbie
        “We didn’t start the fire
        It was always burning
        Since the wheels’s been turning”

        1. I thought it read very like the Billy Joel song!

          1. @vettel1 Lol…now that you mention it…

          2. @robbie @vettel1 Max is right! It does read like “We didn’t start the fire”! Can’t believe I didn’t pick up on that! :)

      2. @robbie
        Very good mate
        Everybody shake
        Contest at stake
        Yours’ a good bait

  9. LH: Fernando, what are you looking at?
    FA: Sebastian finishing the race.

    1. I think we may have found our winner!

    2. Good one ;)

    3. Winner! lol

  10. Easy to read LH’s lips as he whispers right into FA’s ear…”Hee hee…PRIX…I still think it’s funny pronouncing it wrong.”

  11. lewis: toto told me he wants you as my teammate next year
    fernando: say what?

    1. +1 probably accurate :)

  12. Manufacturers are the best, arent they?

  13. LH: So, except for Lotus, it seems cars without codpieces are the way to go this year…

  14. Daniel McCarthy
    26th April 2014, 13:11

    LH: Hired a new team principle with no racing experience huh?

    FA: Err yeah…

    LH: Better make the most of this podium then bro!

  15. Hamilton: “Have you seen Roscoe?”
    Alonso: “Yes, he was being served at the local restaurant yesterday”
    Hamilton: “Really? What was he eating?”
    Alonso: …

    1. Ha, if only it was in Korea ;)

  16. Right, so you quit Ferrari for McLaren then Seb will get stuck in Maranello.

  17. And then he said, “Tough luck”.

  18. So anyway… as I was saying Fernando… I said to Sebastian, don’t know about wings… Reb Bull gives me wind…. should be piping that to the turbo on the straights… ahahahha

  19. Hamilton’s cap draws inspiration from the Auto Union Type C.

  20. LH : Why Nico is so childish out here ?
    FA : He doesn’t have our caps.

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