Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso

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Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Shanghai, 2014

What did Lewis Hamilton have to say to Fernando Alonso on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix?

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169 comments on Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso

  1. Mike said on 26th April 2014, 18:58

    I don’t hear the crowd booing us, do you?

  2. Ricardo Marquina said on 26th April 2014, 19:19

    Where is Checo? is my partner on the podium

  3. RRRacer007 (@rrracer007) said on 26th April 2014, 19:19

    Wait… If you finished third and I finished first, where’s the guy that finished second?

  4. tezza (@terro55) said on 26th April 2014, 19:22

    LH: You smell that fernando that’s the smell of victory
    FA: No lewis that’s the smell of my fart

  5. Mariano (@mariano) said on 26th April 2014, 19:27

    LH: No more number 1 finger from Seb, isn’t that sweet?

  6. RRRacer007 (@rrracer007) said on 26th April 2014, 19:33

    LH: Somebody waved the chequered flag a lap too early.
    FA: Yeh, he’s still down there waving it.

  7. LH: I told Nico it was Double points for Second this weekend…

  8. LH: Do you think I’m a better driver than Rosberg or Rosberg is a worse driver than me?
    FA: Yes

  9. Chad (@chaddy) said on 26th April 2014, 20:29

    “… and then, and then!, he said ‘tough luck’ and started crying…”

  10. Mathers (@mathers) said on 26th April 2014, 20:56

    As Hamilton gazes longingly at true love Alonso, it soon becomes clear Fernando has his eyes on someone elsewhere

  11. Tim (@grez76) said on 26th April 2014, 20:58

    Lewis: “You know those gremlins you’ve been putting in Kimi’s car.”
    Fernando: “No…”
    Lewis: “You put one in my car Saturday morning, didn’t you?”
    Fernando “No…”
    Lewis: “Well I put it in Nico’s car.”
    Fernando: (Mutley snicker)

  12. raptor22 said on 26th April 2014, 21:10

    Hamilton:” Whats that Manuel?”

    Alonso: por favour mEester Hami, I learn my Eenglish in a book”

  13. kbdavies (@kbdavies) said on 26th April 2014, 21:11

    That Rosberg does not take being beaten very well….does he? Remember how you took it?

  14. Thomas Smith said on 26th April 2014, 21:22

    “How did your set fitting at Mclaren go?”

  15. ruliemaulana (@ruliemaulana) said on 26th April 2014, 21:26

    …and she said she gonna do it again if I win. Come on man, don’t look her on the eye…

  16. Chad (@chaddy) said on 26th April 2014, 21:52

    “But then again, you, Nico, and Seb all know how tough it is to be routinely beaten by your teammate.”
    “I’m smiling but I’m going to slap you later for that.”

    • ecefrm said on 28th April 2014, 12:23

      Fernando: You should know better than me! Button scored 43 points more than you in 2011. You and I scored the same points in 2007!

  17. uan (@uan) said on 26th April 2014, 22:10

    Ham: My mic’s naturally bigger than yours.

  18. Chris said on 26th April 2014, 22:19

    So,…Luca says you are driving taxis now?….Can I get a ride later?

  19. Traverse (@) said on 26th April 2014, 22:32

    Hamilton: “I love coming 1st!”
    Alonso: “That must be why Nicole left you.”

  20. Traverse (@) said on 26th April 2014, 22:47

    Hamilton: “There’s no need to hold on to your watch so tightly, I’m not going to steal it. Imma good gangsta!”

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