Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Shanghai, 2014

Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Shanghai, 2014

What did Lewis Hamilton have to say to Fernando Alonso on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix?

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169 comments on “Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso”

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  1. I don’t hear the crowd booing us, do you?

  2. Ricardo Marquina
    26th April 2014, 19:19

    Where is Checo? is my partner on the podium

  3. Wait… If you finished third and I finished first, where’s the guy that finished second?

  4. LH: You smell that fernando that’s the smell of victory
    FA: No lewis that’s the smell of my fart

  5. LH: No more number 1 finger from Seb, isn’t that sweet?

  6. LH: Somebody waved the chequered flag a lap too early.
    FA: Yeh, he’s still down there waving it.

  7. LH: I told Nico it was Double points for Second this weekend…

  8. LH: Do you think I’m a better driver than Rosberg or Rosberg is a worse driver than me?
    FA: Yes

  9. “… and then, and then!, he said ‘tough luck’ and started crying…”

  10. As Hamilton gazes longingly at true love Alonso, it soon becomes clear Fernando has his eyes on someone elsewhere

  11. Lewis: “You know those gremlins you’ve been putting in Kimi’s car.”
    Fernando: “No…”
    Lewis: “You put one in my car Saturday morning, didn’t you?”
    Fernando “No…”
    Lewis: “Well I put it in Nico’s car.”
    Fernando: (Mutley snicker)

  12. Hamilton:” Whats that Manuel?”

    Alonso: por favour mEester Hami, I learn my Eenglish in a book”

  13. That Rosberg does not take being beaten very well….does he? Remember how you took it?

  14. Thomas Smith
    26th April 2014, 21:22

    “How did your set fitting at Mclaren go?”

    1. Thomas Smith
      26th April 2014, 21:22


  15. …and she said she gonna do it again if I win. Come on man, don’t look her on the eye…

  16. “But then again, you, Nico, and Seb all know how tough it is to be routinely beaten by your teammate.”
    “I’m smiling but I’m going to slap you later for that.”

    1. Fernando: You should know better than me! Button scored 43 points more than you in 2011. You and I scored the same points in 2007!

  17. Ham: My mic’s naturally bigger than yours.

  18. So,…Luca says you are driving taxis now?….Can I get a ride later?

  19. Traverse (@)
    26th April 2014, 22:32

    Hamilton: “I love coming 1st!”
    Alonso: “That must be why Nicole left you.”

    1. Traverse (@)
      26th April 2014, 22:35

      A little birdie just told me that they’re back together, so my caption is redundant.

  20. Traverse (@)
    26th April 2014, 22:47

    Hamilton: “There’s no need to hold on to your watch so tightly, I’m not going to steal it. Imma good gangsta!”

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