Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso

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Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Shanghai, 2014

What did Lewis Hamilton have to say to Fernando Alonso on the podium at the Chinese Grand Prix?

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169 comments on Caption Competition 49: Hamilton and Alonso

  1. Tim (@grez76) said on 26th April 2014, 20:58

    Lewis: “You know those gremlins you’ve been putting in Kimi’s car.”
    Fernando: “No…”
    Lewis: “You put one in my car Saturday morning, didn’t you?”
    Fernando “No…”
    Lewis: “Well I put it in Nico’s car.”
    Fernando: (Mutley snicker)

  2. raptor22 said on 26th April 2014, 21:10

    Hamilton:” Whats that Manuel?”

    Alonso: por favour mEester Hami, I learn my Eenglish in a book”

  3. kbdavies (@kbdavies) said on 26th April 2014, 21:11

    That Rosberg does not take being beaten very well….does he? Remember how you took it?

  4. Thomas Smith said on 26th April 2014, 21:22

    “How did your set fitting at Mclaren go?”

  5. ruliemaulana (@ruliemaulana) said on 26th April 2014, 21:26

    …and she said she gonna do it again if I win. Come on man, don’t look her on the eye…

  6. Chad (@chaddy) said on 26th April 2014, 21:52

    “But then again, you, Nico, and Seb all know how tough it is to be routinely beaten by your teammate.”
    “I’m smiling but I’m going to slap you later for that.”

    • ecefrm said on 28th April 2014, 12:23

      Fernando: You should know better than me! Button scored 43 points more than you in 2011. You and I scored the same points in 2007!

  7. uan (@uan) said on 26th April 2014, 22:10

    Ham: My mic’s naturally bigger than yours.

  8. Chris said on 26th April 2014, 22:19

    So,…Luca says you are driving taxis now?….Can I get a ride later?

  9. Traverse (@) said on 26th April 2014, 22:32

    Hamilton: “I love coming 1st!”
    Alonso: “That must be why Nicole left you.”

  10. Traverse (@) said on 26th April 2014, 22:47

    Hamilton: “There’s no need to hold on to your watch so tightly, I’m not going to steal it. Imma good gangsta!”

  11. Todd (@braketurnaccelerate) said on 26th April 2014, 22:52

    “Psst… This will be two since ’07. How are you doing?”

  12. Alonso: Just gonna tell you before Brundle does, there’s a huge sweat patch around your midriff

  13. Alonso: “Dasha is 24. How old is that Pussycat Doll?”

  14. Come closer, love your aftershave!

  15. nidzovski said on 27th April 2014, 0:11

    Lewis: How do you like my new haircut?
    Alonso: Never, I mean never take off your hat man!

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