Caption Competition 50: Sebastian Vettel

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Sebastian Vettel, Red Bull, 2014

Sebastian Vettel tried his hand at calligraphy during the Chinese Grand Prix weekend. How did he get on?

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113 comments on Caption Competition 50: Sebastian Vettel

  1. Breno (@austus) said on 3rd May 2014, 13:42

    Daniel Ric… Are you sure this is how to write his name? It took me a year to learn how to pronounce it.

  2. Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31) said on 3rd May 2014, 13:54

    Man: “Be patient, my son, your title defence starts from these exercises.”

  3. Catered Ham said on 3rd May 2014, 14:03

    This is what Mark’s wing looked like when i took it from him. Can you make me one like it so i can beat that other Australian?

  4. Hatebreeder (@hatebreeder) said on 3rd May 2014, 14:05

    Mr. Miyagi: “Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out.”
    Seb: “Will this make my car go faster?”
    Mr. Miyagi: “No.”

  5. ruliemaulana (@ruliemaulana) said on 3rd May 2014, 14:16

    Seb insist that there is a secret ingredient for Daniel performance.

  6. zook said on 3rd May 2014, 14:30

    “First I t-bone Daniel this way, then….

  7. Pennyroyal tea (@peartree) said on 3rd May 2014, 14:46

    “Is this Honda?”

  8. Jack (@jackisthestig) said on 3rd May 2014, 14:47

    “Have you got a better pen? I struggle without the best equipment.”

  9. cjpdk (@cjpdk) said on 3rd May 2014, 14:47

    Red Bull’s marketing department moves Vettel to a new team.

  10. raddie (@raddie) said on 3rd May 2014, 15:00

    Kill all Ozzies? That we did not learn!

  11. Ricosaurus said on 3rd May 2014, 15:05

    Vettel: “Do you think that you can deliver this new nose by Saturday morning?”

  12. Goriot said on 3rd May 2014, 15:14

    Mister, you wrong, that is “Pink Cow”, not “Red Bull”…

  13. Bullfrog (@bullfrog) said on 3rd May 2014, 15:21

    “Do you really think this handwritten letter will get us Honda engines for next year?”

  14. Tomsk (@tomsk) said on 3rd May 2014, 15:26

    Seb is so unpopular in China he has to write his own banners to hang from the grandstands.

  15. Postmanpat said on 3rd May 2014, 15:29

    How do I write ‘get him out of the way, he’s too slow’?

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