Caption Competition 50: Sebastian Vettel

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Sebastian Vettel, Red Bull, 2014

Sebastian Vettel tried his hand at calligraphy during the Chinese Grand Prix weekend. How did he get on?

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113 comments on Caption Competition 50: Sebastian Vettel

  1. Ricosaurus said on 3rd May 2014, 15:05

    Vettel: “Do you think that you can deliver this new nose by Saturday morning?”

  2. Goriot said on 3rd May 2014, 15:14

    Mister, you wrong, that is “Pink Cow”, not “Red Bull”…

  3. Bullfrog (@bullfrog) said on 3rd May 2014, 15:21

    “Do you really think this handwritten letter will get us Honda engines for next year?”

  4. Tomsk (@tomsk) said on 3rd May 2014, 15:26

    Seb is so unpopular in China he has to write his own banners to hang from the grandstands.

  5. Postmanpat said on 3rd May 2014, 15:29

    How do I write ‘get him out of the way, he’s too slow’?

  6. Robbie (@robbie) said on 3rd May 2014, 15:43

    Seb was spotted in China competing in their version of the Caption Competition.

  7. davidb1970 said on 3rd May 2014, 15:44

    Chinese guy “you are telling me that is what the front of your car looks like, who had that bright idea?”

  8. Theo Parkinson (@theo-hrp) said on 3rd May 2014, 16:16

    Chinese man: Daniel did this so much faster than you.

  9. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 3rd May 2014, 16:28

    Vettel demanding that his Chinese fans make him win the remaining 15 races – and that if they say no, then “tough luck” as that was part of the Chinese GP deal!

  10. trotter said on 3rd May 2014, 16:38

    Vettel decided to sign a letter of intent with Honda, in case Renault doesn’t sort out its engine in due time.

  11. Keith Campbell (@keithedin) said on 3rd May 2014, 16:40

    Chinese man: So Sebastian, what do you think of the new engines?
    Chinese man: ….. oh, i see….

  12. Neil (@neilosjames) said on 3rd May 2014, 16:41

    “If you shape the diffuser like this, and put the exhaust exits here and here…”

  13. Vettel goes back to kindergarten after another childish performance at the Chinese Grand Prix.

  14. David (@ringridder) said on 3rd May 2014, 17:27

    “Of course he’s faster, he grew up with this kind of characters!”

  15. F1 Observer (@f1-observer) said on 3rd May 2014, 17:30

    “So it’s back to the drawing board again?”

  16. F1 Observer (@f1-observer) said on 3rd May 2014, 17:34

    “I’m not sure Adrian Newey will go along with that one. It doesn’t look very aerodynamic…”

  17. Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid) said on 3rd May 2014, 17:40

    Vettel tries his hand at Hermann Tilke track design

  18. socksolid (@socksolid) said on 3rd May 2014, 17:55

    After couple of dead rabbits and goats the car still did not go very fast so it was time for some chinese black magic next.

  19. Rooney (@rojov123) said on 3rd May 2014, 18:13

    “These magical witchcraft symbols will make your car faster than your teammates.’

  20. graham228221 (@graham228221) said on 3rd May 2014, 18:48

    “If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.”

    “You should have a word with an Aussie I know.”

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